On the second day of Christmas my true love gave to me: Two turtle doves and a partridge in a pear tree.
Michelangelo woke up to the smell of something not pleasant. Boy, it was really unpleasant! Bird poop covered the whole floor of Mikey's room and some was even on his bed. He looked up, only to be met by the white mess that came out of the bird's rear end on his face. Mikey screamed as he tried to get the foul thing off his face. "Dude, that is so nasty! I just got owned by bird poo!" Michelangelo then realized that there was more than just one bird chirping. He looked up at the pear tree and found two other birds with the partridge. He scratched his head. "More birds?" He saw one was wearing an orange ribbon around its neck, much like how it was on the tree the day before.
Dear Michelangelo,
Today is December 14th and I have brought you another gift from my own love for you. These are turtle doves. I thought they would be a good gift for you since you are a turtle and doves are the birds of God, or so I hear. Today is a day closer for me to reveal myself to you and I must say that I am excited, yet very nervous for doing so. I only hope that you will accept me for me and my love for you. Every second my love gets stronger. I cannot wait till Christmas.
Love,
Secret Lover
Michelangelo sighed. What was up with this person? Sending three birds and a tree. They must have some deep love with Mikey. He read the P.S. at the bottom.
P.S. You might need to get some cleaning supplies for your room.
Mikey glanced at the white poop covered floor. You don't say. Michelangelo thought. He spent a whole hour cleaning the mess up and was done before one of the doves decided to use the restroom right then. Mikey passed out from staying in that stinky room for a long time. At least he landed on his bed.
The eyes of the mysterious person lit up with laughter. He turned to get the next gift for his love.