Spin The Bottle Part Two

Nchan
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....whew....
okay this is the one where the
couples might be screwy..i lost the
list i had for the copules..oh well..
mah comments are in da ()
i'm a little part of the story..not majorly
i don't get n-e kisses or nothin kay.
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"Which one?" asked Quatre. "Trieze." replied Cathrine "Really?" he asked in shock. "Hell yeah. That man's surely got a problem." she said.

Duo and Heero got up and looked around with a stupid grin. "What the hell happened here?" Duo said, staring at the blood he picked up from his face on his hand. "I beat the crap outta you." said Hilde, with a satisfied smile. She looked back at Trowa, who was smiling at her evily. Hilde licked her lips. Relena looked at Heero. "Hmph." she pouted. Heero stared at her. Just so happens that they were at Quatre's house and one of his sisters had a spare shirt that looked exactly like her original. 'Awww...crap..she's got a shirt now..' Heero pouted. "Is there something wrong?" asked Relena. "Nothing." Heero replied. Zechs had a mad face. He wiped his lips and hoped that would never happen again. Then, he looked back at the unconsious Noin. He spun the bottle. Surprisingly it landed on none other than Duo and Sally.
Duo's eyes stared at Sally in shock. Sally did the same. Wufei grabbed Sally's arm and growled protectively. "Its okay, Wufei.." she said. Duo stood up and walked to the middle of the circle, as did Sally. He didn't wanna do much because it wasn't that much of a deal to him. Duo held out his hand. "After this, pretend it never happened." he whispered. "Got it." Sally said as she shaked his hand. They kissed, nothing more than a mere peck. "That was the lamest one." said Dorothy. "Hey, Hey. It wasn't that much of a bad thing was it." said Duo. "I mean, at least I do what I usually do. I mean she was still a chick." he finished. "A CHICK?!!?" Sally fumed. "Oh no. I've done it again." said Duo. "DAMN RIGHT YOU DID!! AHHHGH!" Sally lunged at him, but missed by an inch. Wufei stared at Sally.

"DAMNIT, NEVER HURT MY WOMAN, UNDERSTAND!! ARRRRGGGGGGGGHH!!" yelled he Chinese boy. He chased after Duo. Duo jumped on many heads to get away from an enraged Wufei. He grabbed Rasid and hid behind his back. "SAVE ME SAVE ME ALL MIGHTY MAGUANAC!!!" (i don't know how to spell it) Duo yelled. Rasid looked at Duo, who was on top his head, with a weird smirk. "COME HERE YOU AMERICAN!!" shouted Wufei. "I'M SORRY, I'M SORRY!!" yelled Duo. He ran around and locked himself in a bathroom. But as luck may have it, in that bathroom was one of Quatre's sisters, taking a shower. "AHHH PERVERT!!" yelled the girl. "THE GOD OF DEATH IS NO DAMN ECCHI!!" he yelled. "GET OUT GET OUT!!" Duo ran out quickly and slammed the door, only to have Wufei in front of him. Duo dropped to his knees and begged for mercy.
"Please oh please, Wu man, please please spare me!!" he shouted. "I hate fighting a weak enemy." said Wufei, as he walked away. "ARIGATOU WUMAN-SAN!!" yelled Duo. Wufei shrugged.

Everyone sat down again.
(i have no idea why i put wufei and sally together..and why he's protective..)

Duo sighed. Sally gave Duo a 'death glare' (copyrite someone else?). "Uhh..no hard feelings, eh, Sally?" Duo hesitated. Someone spun the bottle again, and a big whoop, guess what? Heero and...Howard!

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"Gah! Okay, this maybe OUTTA MY CHARECTER, but WHERE THE HELL DID YOU GET THE IDEA THAT I'D BE KISSING AN OLD GUY WITH A HAWAIIAN SHIRT, WHAT A FASHION STATEMENT, HUH?" yelled Heero. (sheeze...heero, i'm tryin to make humour here...eh?) "AWW C'MON!! YOU GIVE DUO ALL THE EASY PARTS!!" (do not!!) "DO TOO!!" Relena tugged at Heero's shirt. "Leave the girl alone.." she looked at him pleadingly. "Oh, alright, but after this, you're going down, woman." (Yeah, praise me, because I didnt make you kiss Relena..) "I RESENT THAT!!" Relena shouted. (Man, you guys are so pushy.) "Pssst..hey, ya wanna do me a favor? Do me and Trowa a favor, eh?" said Hilde, in a weird tone. (Ehh?!?! Are you okay, Hilde?) "Ahh, c'mon a little bit of ...... won't hurt" (God, Hilde, stop it!!)
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Back to the 'real world'.

"Touch me again after this and 'omae o korosu' for you okay." said Heero. "Yeah, fine by me. All I was here for was a kiss from a little lady." said the old man. -The screen blacks out- -clapping- -screen comes back- (Gah! what happened!!) "We called the censors.." said Heero. (What??!?! How can you do that?!?!) "I'm not that stupid, right
Howard?" he said. "Damn right." replied the old geezer.

~sorry so short and pointless.~

nchan