This part's kinda confusing, and dumb, but to clear it up, Esme! Is Carlisle, and 5_Names_Grrl is Esme. Later, Carlisle changes his name though.

Cullen IM Part II.

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Bella_lvr: well, that was refreshing.

Phoenix_Gal: wait. Who's 5_Name_Grrl? And also, Jasper, you changed your name.

Yummy_Tuna/Koi: yes, I did. I already told you koi/tuna's better than humans. Remember?

5_Name_Grrl: Esme

Love_Ya_Rose: but then who's Esme!

Esme!: Carlisle

Blonde_Chick: *confused*

Love_Ya_Rose: *confused*

Bella_lvr: Esme! Is Carlisle, 5_Name_Grrl is Esme. Not that difficult, guys

Phoenix_Gal: ah.

Yummy_Tuna/Koi: I get it now.

Phoenix_Gal: Esme, do you really have 5 names?

5_Name_Grrl: yes. Esme Ann Platt Evenson Cullen.

Phoenix_Gal: I see. That's pretty cool.

Bella_lvr: Hey! I have 4 names, Bella.

Phoenix_Gal: so do I. but Esme has 5, Edward. I'm sorry, but that's cooler.

Love_Ya_Rose: burn! Hahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!

Bella_lvr: *rolls eyes*

I_See_You: Wait. You have 4 names, Bella?

Phoenix_Gal: of course I do, Alice. Isabella Marie Swan Cullen.

I_See_You: ah. I see. I have 4 too.

Phoenix_Gal: I know.

Bella_lvr: I have a fun game to play! It's called "How Many Names Do You Have?" Whoever has the most wins. Whoever has the least loses. (Carlisle, this means you!) haha!!!!!!

5_Names_Grrl: I win. Esme Ann Platt Evenson Cullen.

Bella_lvr: I'm in second! Edward Anthony Masen Cullen!

I_See_You: Tied with me! Mary Alice Brandon Cullen!

Phoenix_Gal: also tied with me. Isabella Marie Swan Cullen.

I_See_You: Silly Bella, not '.', '!'

Phoenix_Gal: *rolls eyes*

Love_Ya_Rose: well, I come in third. Emmett McCarty Cullen

Yummy_Tuna/Koi: tied with me. Jasper Whitlock Cullen!

Phoenix_Gal: Wait. You guys didn't have middle names?

Love_Ya_Rose: idk

Phoenix_Gal: ah. Hey wait, Alice, you didn't yell at Emmett for not having an '!'

I_See_You: *rolls eyes* Fine. Silly Emmett, '!'

Blonde_Chick: um, hey guys! I'm tied for third too! Rosalie Lillian Hale!

Esme!: I guess I'm in last then. Carlisle Cullen.

Love_Ya_Rose: Carlisle! You haven't talked at all!

Esme!: 'I refused to get involved in territorial disputes between mythical creatures'

Love_Ya_Rose: *stares blankly* what?

Blonde_Chick: ?????

I_See_You: ok then……

Yummy_Tuna/Koi: that's nice. Slightly random, but nice.

Phoenix_Gal: um, Carlisle? How did you know that I said that? You weren't there.

Bella_lvr: yah, Carlisle, how did you know?

Esme!: supersonic hearing, remember? No, just kidding. I'm pretty much cool like dat. 'that's right, people, Amish gangs. They've already got the black clothes. All you gotta do is tip the hat a little to the side…'

Love_Ya_Rose: *gasps* you watch Last Comic Standing?????????? And also, Bella, when did you ever say that?

Phoenix_Gal: *cackles evilly* that's for me and Edward to know, and you not to find out. Right, Edward?

Bella_lvr: right.

Love_Ya_Rose: is it just me, or is anyone else feeling a shocking sense of déjà vu?

Esme!: 'I suffer from déjà vu and amnesia. I think I've forgotten this before.'

Yummy_Tuna/Koi: You like Steven Wright?

Esme!: I've watched more comedy than the rest of you put together. And that's today's episode of *scary announcer voice* 'THINGS YOU DIDN'T KNOW ABOUT CARLISLE!' yay!

Bella_lvr: *is so amazed that he's going to go eat a mountain lion to try and figure it out.*

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Love_Ya_Rose: me too

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Esme!: ha ha ha! I love confusing people! I want to go do it s'more! 'A lot of little kids think boogers are candy, but it'snot!' ha ha ! I'm so funny!

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5_Name_Grrl: *stares after her husband* um….okay, then. Oh, well, I am kinda thirsty….

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Gorgonzola511: hi! Is this the Cheezeater's Anonymous chatroom?

I_See_You: um, let's go, you guys. We don't want to get overthrown by Cheezeaters.

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Gorgonzola511: I guess not. How depressing. Oh well, it's time for me to plan my takeover of the world! Forcing everyone to eat nothing but Gorgonzola cheese! Yay!

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