The newspaper gang settled in a locker room where it was quiet and similar to the locker room back at the high school. Only this time it was for boys and girls.

"The only place where it looks like our locker room back at the academy." Tsukune looked around to see the room's scenery. Upon his search, he spotted loads of lab coats near the lockers. "Might as well wear one of these, we are in a lab..." He said to himself.

Moka looked towards Tsukune to see what he was up to, she saw him putting on a lab coat. Tsukune noticed Moka spying on him, he turned to see her.

"So... how do I look Moka?" Tsukune said, striking a pose not too ridiculous to Moka. She gave out a smile "It looks good on you Tsukune, makes you real professional.." Moka said.

Tsukune also gave out a smile, about to thank Moka until a pair of breasts popped into his face. "Yeah Tsukune, it looks so sexy on you." Said by the succubus, Kurumu, pressing her breasts in Tsukune's face, disabling him to breathe.

"Kurumu, let Tsukune go!" Moka yelled out, worried that her friend could die by breasts that could take away your oxygen quickly.

"Come on, it's obvious you're hurting poor Tsukune with your gigantic bags!" Yukari said, wanting to join in for Tsukune's safety. "Oh please, Tsukune loves my lovely breasts, unlike yours that don't have any." Kurumu said, letting go of Tsukune, on the floor... Dead... By breasts... Moka checked to see if he was okay.

Calling his name out. Trying her best to make Tsukune live again, while Yukari and Kurumu were arguing.

"Tsukune doesn't love someone who hypnotizes people so they could make them their slaves, especially someone that's breasts are bigger than a cow's utter!" Yukari said, sticking out her tongue so she can get Kurumu pissed off... Well she didn't lie about that Kurumu getting pissed off part.

"I swear I'm gonna get you little brat!" Kurumu tried to grab Yukari with her bare hands, only to get hold down by Moka and Tsukune so she won't rip Yukari to gibs and guts. "Hold you two stop fighting over me!" Tsukune said, trying his best to keep Kurumu away from Yukari, even though Kurumu is stronger than him. Infact, Moka is the only one that's holding her down.

Suddenly Kurumu and Yukari were both frozen solid, Moka and Tsukune were surprised to see this, having their jaws wide opened. They turned to see Mizore, both assuming that she did it. "Mizore!" They cried out, thinking that the yuki-onna has gone too far... well not to me at least...

"The only one Tsukune loves more is his snow wife..." She said, referring to herself. "Mizore! Unfreeze them right now!" Moka pleaded. Then a giant hot steaming teapot appeared above Yukari head, now spilling hot water onto the frozen solid witch. Then again, Claws out of nowhere slashed the ice where Kurumu had been. Now both broken out of their frozen state, looking furious at the yuki-onna.

Now all the four females began arguing and arguing and arguing... then they began to fight it out until me and Tsukune got cancer then we both died...

Not really.

"What the hell is going on here!?" The gang stopped fighting to track where the voice came from. At the front door to the locker room stood a man in teal or aqua colored Mjolnir Armor with his trusty energy sword. "Ah, were so sorry to interrupt you, it's just-"

"Woah, I didn't know there were hot chicks working at Black Mesa, sweet!"

The cyan man said, interrupting Moka's apology. Heh talk about irony...

He looked to see to see Moka, Kurumu, and Mizore at their appearances. He stared at them, can't unsee at their beautiful looks. The cyan man walked towards them.

"Hello ladies, my name is Tucker, now would one of you or maybe all of you care to go out on a date with me on a tour to this place?" Now named Tucker took all of our favorite females hands, asking them his silly request on a date.

"Umm, no thank you."

"Hell no.

"No..."

Tucker was shocked to hear this so went and asked why.

"Huh.. Why not?" He asked, said in one of those sad puppy voices that nobody falls for. Except me...

Then the three females began to explain why they decline Tucker's offer.

"I'm with someone else already.."

"I have my destined one keeping me safe."

"I'm going to marry someone."

"Hey! What about me? ~desu~"

Once the girls explained their reason, Tucker look to his side to look at Tsukune, eyeing him very closely. "Wait what, you mean to tell me that he's all of your boyfriends!?" Tucker asked, wanting to make sure he wasn't crazy to see a guy dating three, (four if you count Yukari) women...

"Well... Only a friend."

"My destined one alright."

"He's actually my future husband..."

"Yup ~desu~"

Tucker couldn't believe this, that's impossible. Well Tucker honestly, we all feel for you... we all have dreams where we want a harem, even people who have them mocks us for not having one at all. That is utter bullshit... So Tucker I feel you...

"No hold it, you got it all wrong!" Tsukune said, holding up his hands to assure Tucker that this was an unwanted harem and he didn't ask for this.

"I- I need to go... somewhere.. for a while.." Tucker went out the front door. When no one was hearing him, he whispered out "Lucky bastard.." before he was now gone. Now it was only the newspaper gang in the locker room. The females still went on with their arguing, doing that fighting pose thingy they always do.

'What did I do to deserved this!?' Tsukune said in his thoughts, unable to take it anymore. He felt that this will go forever. Even letting out tears, crying like a baby.

...

Lunch Room... yum...

The gang decided to wear the lab coats during their visit to the locker room.

They went to the lunch room since they haven't eaten all day.

"What's this kind of food? Human?" Moka asked, her eyes watching the so-called food named Donuts. "You never seen Donuts before, Moka?" Tsukune said, curious to find out if Moka doesn't know about Donuts. Moka shaked her head, saying a no. to Tsukune. "Those look pretty good." Yukari said, licking around her lips, wanting to taste the delicious sweet snack. "You should try some Moka, they're really good if you give it a chance." Tsukune said.

Moka looked once again at the box of donuts, she found some napkins on the big table the gang were sitting in. She took some of the napkins and pressed it onto a donut, not wanting to get sticky. Moka took a good bite outta the donut. Gulping down. The donut was delicious for Moka. It felt like heaven when she first tasted it.

"Wow... It's... delicious Tsukune... Than-"

"NOOOOoooOOO!" A sudden yell alarmed the gang, they turned backward to see a guy wearing a red and black spandex with a lab coat on. Apparently the venting machine got jammed... "Sixty- five cents.. wasted, All for a bag of doritos that didn't even CAME!" The spandex man yelled like a god, with all his mighty. Hitting the venting machine with his fists of steel. Some scientists could hear him across the other sectors.

The newspaper gang stared at the angry man, dumbfounded, except Mizore.

Kurumu couldn't understand why would someone get enraged over stupid snacks.

"They're just chips, I don't know why he has to make a big fuss about it." Tsukune whispered towards his group, unfortunately, the guy heard Tsukune whisper. He was not happy... Spandex man got all over Tsukune's face, making him nervous.

"You... You think spenting sixty-five cents on chips the never even CAME in the first place... Isn't a big deal!?" The man's finger was on Tsukune's face, poking him so to try to make Tsukune more nervous as he is. Now Tsukune got sweaty on his forehead, drops everywhere/ "Hey! Get your hands off of Tsukune, he didn't do anything to you..." Moka pleaded for the spandex man to leave Tsukune to leave him alone, but to no avail..

'This is bad, really bad...' Tsukune said in his thoughts... He found out that he was never gonna get out of Black Mesa alive...