Hello this is The Impure Hedgehog and I don't own Sonic. And I want to thank Vincent
Valentine for this idea.
Twisted Minds
Family comes first
What fun Tails had when we let him outside. To tell you the truth I have never
seen so many dead bodies in the same place at the same time before.
Chapter 1: What fun
"Tails do you ever get tired?" Sonic asked the psychotic fox as he drove a rail
road spike through a couples chests. "…Nope." Tails responded as he started to
decapitate another fox. "I still can't believe that you chosen me." Tails said as he ripped
out another fox's heart out. "So…lets go back to our hideout." Sonic said as he stared at
one of Tails many victims "Ok." Tails and Sally said. The group of killers went back to
the truck and they drove off.
"So Tails was that fun?" Sonic asked as his voice change his voice again. "Don't
worry he has a mental problem." Sally sighed, "He REALLY needs a brain surgery."
Tails nodded and continued to look at Sonic like he was insane (which he is). "So…Sonic
when do we get to your place?" Tails asked as he finished this book he was reading.
"Two more miles." Sonic responded with his normal voice, "What are you reading?"
"…My Own Rapture." Tails answered as he continued to read. "Say I have read that it's
good. We're here." Sonic said I he got out and stretched his legs. "About time." Tails
muttered as he got out.
Chapter 2: Tails what do you eat?
"I'm hungry." Tails moaned as he entered their hideout, which to his amazement
was finally furnished. "I know you won't think we live here." Sally said to the amazed
fox, "So what do you want." Tails curled back due to embarrassment and he whispered it
into Sally's ear. "…God." Was all that Sally said due to the fact se had a semi-weak
stomach, "Sonic we have a cannibal here." Sonic eyes grew wide and he said, "Remind
me NOT to ever cut myself again." "Say how about those cops Sonya and Manic?" Sally
asked since she didn't like either one on them "Like I always say, family comes first."
Sonic said with a grin. "You and Tails go I'll stay here." Sally said with a smile.
"Let's go to the truck. (Note Tails never seen his real truck before)" Sonic said as
he walked outside and to Tails surprise it was a ice-cream truck (of death). "How do you
think I got all those kids in my house." Sonic said as he started his truck, "Oh, and here is
an 'special' knife." Sonic said as he handed Tails a HUGE knife with a wavy blade. Tails
smiled as he took the blade and said, "You are my idol! When I grow up I want to be like
you!" {Kids.} Thought Sonic as he started his truck, "Get in." Tails jumped in and they
took off down the road.
Chapter 3: Hey brother! Hey sister what have you been up too?
"So these guys your family?" Tails asked, as he looked at his book…again "Yes,
we were a band until my mental breakdown." Sonic answered as he pulled out a picture
of them when they were last together. "You miss them?" Tails asked as they parked at
their house "I guess a little." Sonic answered as he got out his guitar; "This is what I
played." "…We could play together." Tails said to the sad hedgehog "Thanks. I think
Sally will like our performance." Sonic said as he pulled into their home. "Tails if you
don't mind I would like to talk with them." Sonic said and Tails agreed and they entered.
Sonic and Tails entered and Sonic shouted, "I'M BACK!" Then two very familiar
people both somewhat a look a like. "SONIC! YOUR BACK!" Shouted Sonya as she ran
and hugged her brother "SONIC!" Shouted Manic as he walked over and shook his hand,
"So, what have you been doing?" "Nothing…just killing." Sonic answered and expected
to see them freak out but they remand calm. "The band fell apart when you left." Sonya
sighed and Manic nodded, "Just look in our rooms." Sonic did and went to Sonya's room
first. Sonic nearly passed out when he saw the room had blood splatters on the wall and
the odor of decaying bodies coming from under her floor and Sonic thought, {And I was
going to kill them.} Then Sonic went to Manic's room and saw dead bodies hanging on
ropes (Hopefully stuffed) and one body nailed to the wall with a bulls eye one its chest
with knifes sticking in it and Sonic thought, {God**** I am PROUD!} Sonic picked up
one knife and threw it and the body and it hit the target, {Well I haven't lost my touch.}
Sonic then left and went back to see Tails tied them up and his knife out. "Tails, there is a
fresh body in Manic's room." Sonic told the fox. Tails in reaction ran to Manic's room
"So, it seems that you're not mad?" Sonya said as Sonic started to untie her and Manic
"You guys want to hang with me?" Sonic asked as he now untied Manic.
Chapter 4: Oh, Rouge
"YES!" Sonya and Manic shouted. "Hold on don't Rouge live down the road?"
Sonic asked and Sonya and Manic nodded, "Tails you feel like a snack?" Tails walked
out and said, "Yeah…and that body was NOT fresh!" Sonic rolled his eyes and they all
went to the truck. "Damn! You guys have a truck?" Sonic asked his family "We have a
'modified' hot rod." Manic said with a mocking tone in his voice. Sonic laughed at him,
he pressed a button, and it turned into a truck from hell (Sonic's perfect truck) "Now lets
see this hot rod." Sonic said, "Ok." Manic replied as Sonya drove their car out and Sonic
was stunned to say.
Well after a while of showing off they drove off to Rouge's house. When they got
there they all got out, walked to the door, and knocked "Coming!" Rouge shouted. When
she opened the door, she saw the Sonic Underground band Rouge screamed and said,
"Oh my GOD! I have all your albums!" Sonic blushed and said, "Uh, thanks but if you
don't know we broke up and…you're DEAD!" Sonic shouted just as he voice changed to
a psycho-killer. My god it was a blood bath, Sonya cutting her, Manic helping her, Sonic
was watching the whole thing, and Tails starting to eat when they were finished. "Say,
you know what?" Sonic said, "This makes us one big killing family." The others nodded
and continued to mangle the body. After a few hours what was left was…you don't want
to know then we went home.