I only wrote this story simply due to wanting to make another hobby, and because I thought it'd be funny in my opinion. Hence the Parody tag.


The Union of a Reptilian Pirate and a Pink-Headed Yandere

Two figures stared each other down, showing hate in their eyes. There were two kinds of hate that were held in their respective irises:

1. Hatred for what they've done to them.

2. Hatred for their actions.

Actually, it would still be confusing since that piece of information gave little clarity on the situation currently happening. So here's why they hated each other:

The short figure hated the taller one because of the pain they brought onto his friends. The taller one hated the shorter one because everything he worked for to get to where he is, is slowly being undone. While that was true, another kind of hatred bubbled from a different part of them. A part that never originated from this planet they inhabit. Maybe it would be best if the reason why this other hatred that come from somewhere, appeared here on this island.

It all started when an individual called Monkey D. Luffy entered a gladiator competition so he could win a fruit that once belonged to his deceased older brother. He met an interesting person there named Rebecca, who also wanted the fruit to use its pyrokinetic abilities to kill the man who ruined her life and took away her mother from her. After they went their separate ways - which was temporary - they found hats that gave off a unique feeling that they were unable to ignore.

They put on the hats on their heads, and at first nothing happened. Then the changes came. The first change they noticed was how their signature personalities were a bit... off to say the least. Their thoughts weren't their own, but felt like someone was toying with them. Whenever they talked, some of their sentences sounded like another persons.

The second change was their view on things. For example, Luffy always craved for adventure and freedom, nothing more than that. But lately he now noticed something that never crossed his mind. When he and Rebecca met up again, he couldn't help but steal glances at her physique. He didn't know why, but the more he looked at her, the more he eyed her up and down and found it increasingly difficult to take his eyes away from her. Likewise with the pinkette, she also started feeling something odd whenever she was near him. She couldn't fully comprehend it, but she had the urge to get real close to him and... hug him tightly? She had no idea.

The third change was when they now acted in a specific way. In Luffy's case, he seemed to include words he never used or were used rarely. Such as "Fucking kill yourself faggot!", or "Holy shit is this guy legitimately mad or something?", or even "Someone pass me the bleach, I refuse to live in a world where dense retards are the protagonists. Oh wait, that's me. Better chug this now and do the world a huge favor by killing myself". In Rebecca's case, she had thoughts about wanting to get Luffy's attention, whether it be deep-throating water, trying to impress him, or going full blown yandere for him. Each attempt slowly makes her all the more desperate to get him to acknowledge her love for him. She was aware enough to question why she was even doing this.

It wasn't until they found out that the hats they put on contained the spirits of the deceased from another alternate Earth, because the souls living inside them told them when they felt the time was right to reveal themselves. And were also told that some people on the island happened to put on a unique item as well, whether it be intentional or accidental.

Which leads to the two people having an intense cliché stare off. The tall one - called Doflamingo - happened to stumble upon one of the unique items containing a deceased soul. Both Luffy and Doflamingo, as well as the two souls inhabiting their bodies looked at each other, wanting to make the other pay.

If one of them came out as the victor in the fight that's about to happen soon, it'll have a huge impact on the events about to come.


If it wasn't obvious until now, this is basically a LeafyIsHere story.