Hey, it a me…The retarded spoof/drama betareader!!!!

Voice: Oh please….

Shut it! No one asked you!

Voice: Duh. I was just expressing my "opinion" about you.

Sorry, I talk to myself too much…Hehhehhehhehhehheh….

Voice: She owns nothing…Not even her sanity…

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Nero sulked in his little emo corner. He wasn't expecting the brunette girl to show up…again.

"What do you want?" he muttered. The girl sits in front of him.

"Okay, Emo Fabio. You want to be a "Female" supermodel, right?" she asked. He perked up immediately after she said, "female".

"Yeah?" he looked like an excited brat about to get the toy he always wanted.

"I know someone who can get you what you want. His name is Naruto Usimaki and he's a ninja." She smiled evillishly.

"Where can I find him?" he asked. She pointed east.

"Konaha Leaf Village. Several miles that way."

He cheered like a little kid. "Yahooo!" She disappeared again.

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She appeared before a brooding Vergil. He had that face of I-wanna-kill-something-so-bad-it-hurts. She smiled half heartedly.

"What's your wish? I might be able to grant it for ya." She winked. He looked down at her. "Seriously?" he had the same friggin' expression Nero had. She nodded.

"Yep. Just go to a village called "Konaha Leaf Village" and find a blond spiky haired ninja named Naruto Usimaki." She pointed east.

He cheered happily…WORSE than Nero. "Thank you!!!!" He yelled. She nodded and disappeared…again.

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Dante sulked like the little brat he was. The girl appeared before him. He was shirtless, so she had to turn away in disgust.

"Geez, you freak. Put a friggin' shirt on." She stuck her tongue out at him. He got up and walked toward her.

"Wow, you're kind of cute." He said. She stared up at him with one eyebrow raised.

"Mister, do you know how old I am?" she asked. He tapped his chin and stuck his finger up after coming up with an idea.

"Eighteen?" he said excitedly. She shook her head.

"NO, you idiot. I'm fourteen." She spat. He sweatdropped. "Pedophile…" she muttered.

"N-no! I'm not a ped! I'm not!" he protested. She chuckled. "Whatever, you pedophile." She teased. He passed out from tiredness and…well, me commanding him to.

~Minutes later~

He woke up with a sticky note on his head. He read it and smiled. It read,

Dear Retarded Devil Hunter,

I know how you can get all the women you want. Go east to the Konaha Leaf Village in China or Japan or wherever it's located. Go and meet with Naruto Usimaki who is a blond haired ninja with an orange jumpsuit. Please, for the love of God, do NOT go anywhere near Tsunade, she might punch you into next week…AND then some. Please be on your best behavior.

Random Genie Brunette Girl or Noah

He smiled like the happy pervert he is.

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Things are about to get bumpy. HANG ON!!!! Please review, and I hope you enjoyed.