A/N: Thank you to all of the wonderful reviewers! I was requested to make my chapters longer and I will! Also, I'm going to try to update every day. (If I don't then shame on me!) Oh, and good news, I have decided on the main pairing. I'm sure it's kinda obvious… but I won't reveal it quite yet.
Warnings: femnaru, slight cursing
"Bored, bored, bored…..Borrrrriiiiiinnnngggg!" Naruto thought to herself. The "geezer's", as Naruto had dubbed Jiraiya and the Third Hokage, had been talking for what felt like an hour! "Why are old men soooo boring?"
"You'll never believe what kind of mission I had to assign!" The older of the two voices said. Naruto mentally groaned, feeling the urge to bash her head against a wall.
"Maybe I could catch up on a little sleep…"
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Crash! "Wake up gaki!"
"Owwwww! What the hell, Ero-sennin?" Naruto yelled from her new position on the floor.
"Don't speak like that in front of the Hokage!" Crash!
"Stop hitting me!" She said, jumping onto Sarutobi's desk and getting in the Sannin's face.
"Then stop snoring!" Sarutobi could see the lightning flowing between the two and decide to stop this nonsense before he'd have to buy a new desk.
"Jiraiya!" both looked at him "Stop acting like a child!" Naruto snickered and stuck her tongue at unfortunate man. He gritted his teeth.
With a huff of irritation Jiraiya sat as the little blonde jumped off the desk. "So Naruto will be taking the exams tomorrow correct?"
Sarutobi nodded and looked at the girl. While she was asleep he had asked Jiraiya what level she could be qualified as and was surprised to hear she was about mid chunin. She sat cross legged in the leather chair with her head resting on her hand looking as normal as can be, well as normal as a bright blonde, orange-wearing, blind girl could look.
"Well then" Jiraiya stood, "We'll be going now. Come on Naruto."
She hopped off her chair and turned to Sarutobi. "It was nice meeting you."
"It was nice meeting you too, Naruto." She smiled, liking the old man very much, and fallowed Jiraiya out.
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Naruto and Jiraiya had just reached their new apartment. As Naruto was unpacking her belongings from a storage scroll Jiraiya just waltzed in and dragged her out of her room by her ear.
"Dammit Ero-sennin! Let me go!" Naruto's arms flailed around trying to hit him.
He ignored her and continued out of the apartment, "Naruto, if you are going to be a ninja then you are going to need clothes that don't stick out like a sore thumb."
"What are you talking about? I don't stick out like a sore thumb!"
Jiraiya sighed letting her ear go and holding her shoulder instead. "Naruto, ninja's don't wear orange. It's like covering yourself in blood and jumping into shark infested waters!"
Naruto pulled away from him and crossed her arms, "That sounds kinda fun…"
"Well it won't be fun when you're dead so come on." He grabbed her hand and towed her along. People were starting to stare at them.
"But from what you told me orange is a great color!"
Jiraiya looked at the little menace and saw a younger version of Minato. His eyes softened, "If you choose a better outfit then I'll buy you thirty bowls of ramen." He could feel his wallet crying.
Naruto was skeptical, but if the ramen here was as good as it was in Suna, then it would be so worth it. "….deal."
Jiraiya smiled victoriously, but we all know that thirty bowls of ramen later, he'll be crying.
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"All right class, settle down!" Umino Iruka, a chunin teacher, said to the roomful of genin hopefuls. The children flitted to their seats. "Okay, as you all know, today you will be taking the evaluation exams that decide whether you become genin or not." He saw many nervous faces, "Also, we have a new student who will be joining you in the exams."
"But sensei!" a pink haired girl raised her hand, "How can he take the exams if he hasn't been trained?"
The chunin shook his head, "The new student is actually female Sakura, and she has been trained by the legendary Jiraiya so I'm sure she is as qualified to take this exam as you are."
Many of the children looked on with amazement, they all knew of Jiraiya and the other Sannin; Tsunadae, and the treacherous Orochimaru.
Just then the door was slammed open. "Is this Umino Iruka's class?" All heads turned to the girl with blonde hair that was braided down her back. She was wearing a navy jacket and loose black pants with navy wrappings up her shins. She had black shinobi sandals and a navy cloth covering her eyes, which raised silent questions of how could she move around without being able to see.
"Ah, yes it is", Iruka smiled at her, "I assume you are Uzumaki Naruto?"
"Yup, and you're Iruka?" She tilted her head to look at him.
"Yes, I am. Now how about you introduce yourself to the class and then we'll start the exams."
Naruto shrugged and turned to the class with her hands in her pockets. "I'm Uzumaki Naruto, I like ramen and the color orange. I dislike…well if you do something I dislike then I'll let you know." She chuckled at the end.
"What's up with the rag over your eyes?" yelled a boy with a dog on his head.
She turned to his direction and said nonchalantly, "I'm blind."
Silence rang through the classroom. A certain Uchiha had been watching the episode slightly uninterested, but when she stated so bluntly that she was blind it made Sasuke wonder, how could she be so confident without being able to see anything around her? Ever since Sasuke had activated his sharingan while training with Ita-that man, he relied on his eyes for all of his training, and here was this girl mocking him with her disability? He vowed to become even stronger to kill his brother.
Naruto calmly walked to a seat in the back of the room not near anybody and nodded to Iruka to begin the exams.
She zoned out as names were called until she heard hers. Eyes fallowed Naruto as she made her way to the examination room. She opened the door and immediately sensed a genjutsu she mentally sighed at how low leveled it was and released it, "Kai!"
"Good job, Naruto. You pass the genjutsu portion." Iruka said while writing something on a clipboard.
Naruto raised an eyebrow which couldn't be seen due to the cloth, "That was easy."
"Please execute a kawimari with that chair." Naruto obviously couldn't see the chair but was able to perform her task easily, bored with the simple exam.
Iruka smiled, "Good and finally you will need to create at least three clones."
Naruto smirked and called out, "Kage Bushin no jutsu!" she was surrounded by fifteen solid clones. She could hear the sound of Iruka's pencil dropping to the floor and she dismissed her clones.
"W-wow. You pass with flying colors!" She could hear him write something. "If I may ask," Iruka started, "How are you capable of performing Kage Bushin so easily?"
"Well, I have so much chakra that I am unable to perform the regular Bushin no jutsu so I use Kage Bushin instead." She said as if it was as normal as the weather.
"I see…"Iruka looked at a piece of paper, "Please call Yamanaka Ino in here for her exam, and you may pick your headband up at the door."
Naruto nodded to him and took a headband and replaced her eye covering with it. She opened the door to the classroom and again felt stares on her, "Yamanaka Ino, it's your turn." She heard footsteps leave the room as she walked back to the desk she previously sat at. She zoned out until she heard Iruka tell all of them who had passed to be here at 8:00am tomorrow. Naruto mentally groaned. She hated mornings.
A/N- Okay, and there you have it, Chapter 2! And, as promised, I made it longer than the last chapter. Like I said before, I will try to update everyday (maybe even twice a day because I'm really getting into the plot!) Once again, thank you to all the nice people who review and I will take all suggestions to heart to make the story most enjoyable for everyone :] Also if anyone notices any spelling or grammar errors please let me know.