Chapter 2: Movie Making

"Ok, in this scene, Megatron is supposed to blast you, you're sent flying back and then Megatron will walk up to you, looming over you like the evil he is and leans in, then we'll cut so we can taking another camera shot" the Director informed the two transformers.

"Ugh, why do I have to get blasted?" Optimus groaned.

"Stop whining Prime and let us get on with it" Megatron smirked.

"Ok...and...action!"

"Prepare to fail, Prime" Megatron laughed, raising his gun and shooting at the Autobot leader.

"Oof!" Optimus grunted and fell backwards onto the ground.

Megatron walked over and chuckled evilly, leaning down to get in Optimus' face to insult his defeat before he realized he was on a banana peel and slipped as he put pressure on it, flying forward awkwardly to land on Optimus, their lips meeting on accident.

All eyes grew wide in the room, jaws dropped in gasps and eyes twitching and the ugly sight.

"OH DEAR SWEET PRIMUS, MY OPTICS!" Starscream screamed, covering his optics and running around blinded until he ran into a wall.

"I think...I just died inside..." Rodimus Prime said, making a sick face and holding his midsection.

"My CPU! MY INNOCENT CPU!" Bubblebee cried and held his head.

"Why haven't they stopped?" the Director asked, his eye twitching.

"Mm...Megs" Optimus purred "what a big gun you have"

Megatron looked down at Optimus with the most horrified and confused face there has ever been in the history of comedy.

"Let me go! Starscream get him off me!" Megatron yelled, pushing at Optimus trying to squirm out of the enemy leaders grasp.

"What's the matter Megatron? Never been with a real bot before?" Optimus chuckled, finally letting go.

"You are sick! And...and twisted! And and..." Megatron backed away pointing at the Autobot leader "EVIL!" he cried and ran away "I FEEL SO VIOLATED! WAHHH!"

Optimus laughed and stood back up, brushing himself off.

"I think I won that battle" he smiled, hands on his hips.

"Wow...poor Megatron..." the Director couldn't help but say.

BEEP BEEP

"Megatron, come on out, Optimus was only playing around" the Director tried to coax, standing outside the leaders trailer.

"No slaggin' way! That pervert sexually harassed me! I demand a suit against him!" he roared.

The director sighed and looked to a crew member "Go get Soundwave"

The person nodded and ran away.

"Hey, hey at least it'll be good for the bloopers" Starscream said, trying to lighten the mood.

"Shut up Starscream, you've failed me again you dumb piece of machinery" Megatron ranted.

Starscreams optics went wide "Wow, he's really upset" he went closer to the trailer door "if I let you wail on me, would it make you feel better?" he asked.

There was a moment of silence.

"...yes..." Megatron sniffed.

Starscream sighed "The things I do for the sake of the Decepticons...Another reason why I should be the leader of the Decepticons." he groaned and walked into the trailer.

There was another moment of silence before the trailer rocked back and forth, jumping up and down with laser blasts firing through the thin metal as the two transformers fought inside.

The Director sighed and looked over as Soundwave arrived.

"Soundwave, get your leader out of the trailer"

"Status: impossible. Suggestion: Do it your slaggin' self" he said before walking away.

"Ugh!" the Director groaned and slapped his face "Cut!"