Scream

By Hazel Eyes 401

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A/N: I don't own Gundam wing or any of the characters. Today we see what Relena Peacecraft fears and how she reacts. Please read and review. Enjoy

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A beautiful spring day in the Sanc kingdom, it is true that there still is a war going on and sadly the little Sanc kingdom supporting total pacifism seemed to make quite a lot of enemies. That brings us to the small group just coming back from a gathering of peaceful nations. Returning to her mansion Relena Peacecraft stepped out of her car and walked up the steps to enter her home. She was followed closely by Heero Yuy and Quatre Winner, two gundam pilots turned bodyguard, and Leucrezia Noin. As she entered her home, she began moving toward the stairs to her room on the second floor.

"That was a very successful meeting." Quatre exclaimed to Relena as she stopped at the stairs.

"Yes, it was. Maybe it would have gone better if we didn't have those weapons." Relena motioned outside where two Taurus suits were being loaded back into the hangar that lay underneath the Sanc kingdom.

"I know that you don't like the mobile suits, Ms. Relena. We just want to protect you." Noin closed the door and looked up to Relena who stood at the foot of the stairs still looking out the window.

"Yes I know. I just hope this war will end soon." Relena finished speaking as she continued going upstairs to her room and change into her more comfortable school clothes.

Noin, Quatre and Heero were left at the bottom of the stairs to talk about the meeting.

"I know how much she despises weapons, but they are needed to protect her. I won't let the Sanc kingdom be destroyed again!" Noin was frustrated from all of the threats that were beginning to circulate from Romefeller and other more hostile nations.

"I think she is just too kind. She doesn't like the thought of people dying, even if it is for a noble cause." Quatre mused to the little group.

"Relena doesn't understand how the real world works. She is too preoccupied with her vision of peace that she doesn't see any danger at all. It makes her a sitting target." Heero finished talking as both Quatre and Noin looked over to him.

They would have spoken more, but they suddenly heard blood curdling screams and several thuds from objects hitting the wall. Everyone ran up the stairs following the screams of Relena to her room, where Heero knocked down the door with his gun drawn. He burst into the room so fast he had to duck a book that Relena threw, almost hitting him.

Quatre and Noin soon entered the room and looked around for the intruder, and saw no one.

"Ms. Relena, what happened?" A very concerned Quatre asked the frightened dignitary as she stood beside a book shelf grabbing more ammunition as she pointed to the opposite wall. There on the wall was a rather large garden spider.

"Sp-sp-spider!!!!! KILL IT! KILL IT! KILL IT!" Relena screamed out as she hurled another book to the wall, missing the spider. It's movement only caused more screams from the distressed young woman.

No one seemed to move, all of them shocked that a woman working for total pacifism would demand a creature be killed, even if it is an insect.

"It's just a spider." Heero admitted to Relena who was slowly walking around to stand behind him, completely terrified of the eight-legged creature.

"N-N-No, it's not. It's a monster with eight hairy legs, eyes and fangs. AAAAHHHHHHH!" Relena finished nearly screaming in Heero's ear if he hadn't move slightly away in the last second.

"Someone please kill it!" Relena finished ranting and didn't even notice Heero pull a gun out and aim for the insect that seemed to have frozen at the spot from the young Peacecraft's frantic scream.

"Mission accepted." Heero slowly said as he began to pull the trigger.

"HEERO, you can't shoot it!" Quatre yelled at Heero who was carefully taking aim, no one noticed that Noin had quietly left the room.

"Why not? I'm not going to miss." Heero explained as if it was the simplest thing in the world.

"I don't doubt that you won't miss and I'm pretty sure that no one else will miss the small bullet hole that will be in the wall or the screaming people in the streets when they hear a gun go off." Quatre talked sense into Heero as he lowered his gun and reluctantly put it back in the holster. Heero then gave Quatre a questioning look to drag out a solution from the blonde gundam pilot.

"What do you suggest we do then?" Heero asked Quatre as he turned around to look for a shoe. Neither of them noticed that Noin had come back into the room until they were surprised by a loud thud as they looked up to see Noin with a phone book slammed against the wall. She pulled it back to see the withered corpse of the spider, dead as a door nail.

"Is it dead?" Relena asked in a quiet voice, still hiding behind Heero.

"Yes, it is dead. I'm a little surprised at you I didn't think you would be afraid of a spider." Noin exclaimed to the young girl who was coming around from behind the brown haired gundam pilot.

"Well, they are very scary just the thought of them makes me squirm!" Relena shivered as she backed out of the room, still terrified. "What if there are more of them in here? I'm not coming back into this room until it has been properly fumigated." Relena spoke as she continued to back out the door and stand just outside the hallway.

"Would it be wrong to state that scientists have determined that the average person will eat 4 spiders in their sleep over their lifetime?" Heero spoke to the group of three and didn't notice Relena until they all heard a squeak and a thud as Relena fainted from the thought of her swallowing spiders.

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A/N: I had fun writing this oneshot. The truth is I have literally thrown things and books at a spider when I suddenly found it in my room or in the hallway. To say the least, no spider has lived after it has crossed my path. I would not leave or sleep until I knew for certain that any spider was a mess of goo before I would rest.

Anyway the next person will be hilarious and his fear will hopefully make you laugh. Find out who it is when I post it.

Please read and review and tell me if you want someone in the series to have a fear of insects that would be hilarious to write.