Okay, so maybe this was supposed to be a one-time story, but I was hit with a moment of brilliance.

Draco: *snickers * yeah, by lightening.

Fuck you Draco! And before you say anything, fuck you too Harry.

Harry: *defensively * I would never say anything about you. I'm so sweet, and kind, and nice, and-

Draco: Sexy *smile devilishly *

Oh, and modest too. *Mutters something along the lines of 'horny pathetic wizards' *

Draco: *pushes Ashes into the closet *

*From inside the closet * Hello! I'm the only one in this group that is even actually out of the closet; so let me out, NOW!

Draco: Nope, I don't think I will.

*Mutters something about the psychological affects of getting pushed into a closet too many times *

Harry: *lets Ashes out of the closet * We need her Draco, our cooking isn't that good.

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WET DREAMS

An series of interviews between Harry Potter and all his school mates, teachers, and others. He will ask the same question over and over again. That question is: If you had a wet dream about me what would I be wearing?

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-Camera is on Draco Malfoy, when a voice out of screen asks, "If you had a wet dream about me what would I be wearing?"-

Draco Malfoy: * licks his lips * Nothing but a hard on, and maybe some feather handcuffs.. Oh and maybe a blindfold, and also..Oh fuck! Do that again.

-The door gets closed in the cameraman's face. He tentatively knocks on it a few times, but backs off when his only answer in moans and grunts. -

-Camera focuses again, this time on Ginny Weasley. The question is asked, "If you had a wet dream about me what would I be wearing?"-

Ginny Weasley: *scratches her chin thoughtfully * That is a tough one. I would have to say either nothing, or a necklace.

Harry Potter: Necklace?

Ginny Weasley: Oh yes, a dog tag. To remind you.

Harry Potter: * cautiously * of what?

Ginny Weasley: Whom you belong to, of course. It would say, Property of Ginny Weasley.

-Camera falls to the ground and shows a sideways view of the cameraman trying to pull Ginny off of Harry. -

-Camera focuses on the face of Ron Weasley. The question is asked, "If you had a wet dream about me what would I be wearing?" -

Ron Weasley: * stands and starts to hit his head on the wall * that question is wrong on so many different levels that I will not even try to explain it.

-Camera ends with Ron pushing Harry away as he tries to pull the redhead away from the wall. -

-Camera focuses on Professor Snape. The question is asked, "If you had a wet dream about me what would I be wearing?" -

Professor Snape: That will be a loss of two hundred points, and two months worth of detentions Potter!

Harry Potter: So that is your fantasy. Having your way with me in detention, no wonder you always gave me so many. You were wanting to have you way with me all this time.

Professor Snape: * glares and looks shocked at the same time * you don't have detention anymore. Leave now!

-Camera is shaking as the cameraman films Snape throwing random objects at Harry, who was taunting him. -

-Camera focuses on Madam Pince (A/N: the librarian, who's name I can't spell). . The question is asked, "If you had a wet dream about me what would I be wearing?" -

Madam Pince: A book covering your more private areas.

-Camera shows Harry running away from Madam Pince quickly and not looking back. -

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I got to jet for now. I'll write more later. If there's anyone in particular that you want me make have a interview, just tell me. I'll write them. Later-Ashley