Shipping Invoice
Barry Rabe/Roddy Geiger
Where and when did you first meet?
"After that deal with the lovely people at Von Hamelin, I started to practice my violin with Monroe. One day we were on the middle of a piece when Nick and Barry barged in."
How long have you been together?
"Since last year's Valentine's day."
"Barry had his mind set on making me his mate. Talk about one track mind."
Who kissed who first?
"I kissed Barry."
"He was jealous of a girl who was talking to me."
"I wasn't!"
Do you have a song?
"Well, there's one song Roddy plays that I actually enjoy. What's it called again? It's a Stephen King."
"Danse Macabre. And it's Camille Saint-Saens."
"Whatever. It's the song you were playing when we first met."
"You actually remember."
What do you like or hate most about his appearance?
"I like his eyes. They're a green-ish blue."
"Whoa. I actually thought e was going to say it was my ass. Anyway, I like Barry's muscles."
What do you like or hate most about his personality?
"I like that Roddy isn't afraid to say what he's thinking."
"I like that Barry's protective of me."
Are you married?
"Technically, mated. Which is better than married. A marriage can end but mating's for life."
"You can tell that this is one of the few subjects Barry's a specialist in.
Who cooks?
"Who do you think?"
Who does the laundry and other chores?
"I do. You think someone who's had his entire life on a silver platter can actually clean something?"
"Hey!"
Do you have any pets?
"Roddy has his rats."
Do you have any kids? How many?
"No!"
"Not for lack of trying…"
"Fuck you, Barry. I'm not getting pregnant just so you can teach our kid football."
Who's more dominant?
"We take turns."
"Barry, I don't think that's what he meant."
"Really?"
Really, but let's move on. What is your favorite place to be together?
"Monroe's couch."
What is your favorite place to be together? If you know what I mean…
"Barry's bed."
What is your favorite nonsexual activity?
"Annoying each other."
Do you have any traditions?
"We always try to have dinner with the family over at Monroe's on Sundays."
"The family being us, Nick, Monroe, Holly, Gracie, Hanson, Kevin, Rosalie and Hank."
What do you do for holidays?
"We go over to Monroe's and help him and Nick with the decoration, and we have either lunch or dinner with the entire family."
What do you two fight over?
"The fact that Barry is a complete philistine when it comes to music."
"The fact that Roddy knows nothing about sports."
Any last thoughts?
"For the next story think drunken sex."
"Great idea!"
"Down, boy."
"Come on, Roddy."
"Fine."