Author's Note: I want to thank everyone for their submissions. They really helped me think of ideas for questions. If any of you have something to ask, go right ahead and tell me in a review.
CHAPTER 1
Thank you to Polaris the dragon for this submission!
Dear Eragon,
Lately, I have been reading a lot of Eragon spyro x-overs and I had to ask… do you actually like teaming up with spyro and the gang?
From,
Polaris the dragon
Dear Polaris,
I do enjoy it actually. Spyro is a very interesting character to be around, though he is slightly headstrong. What I do not like is obsessive fangirls chasing after me constantly. It is amazing- they somehow manage to end up here and then they want me to fall in love with them! It honestly scares me! In the future, I would like to see more fanfictions with me and spyro and the rest of the gang.
Love,
Eragon Shadeslayer
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Thank you to sparklegirl13 for this submission.
Dear Eragon,
I have a friend who bosses me around. Any advice?
-Being Bossed
Dear Bossed,
First of all, no one should ever boss anyone else around. It is rude an inconsiderate. Have you tried talking to this friend and telling him/her how you feel? If this did not work, give the friend a warning. Let him/her know that you will not put up with being bossed around. If they can not accept this, then they are not a true friend. Remember, a real friend does not take advantage of other friends. This may seem hard to do, but it is better to surround yourself with people who love you for who you are and do not take advantage of you. I hope this helps.
Best Wishes,
Eragon Shadeslayer
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Thank you to NinjaWriter11 for this idea. J
Dear Eragon,
Why am I so lame?
Sincerely,
Edward Cullen
Dear Edward,
Perhaps it is the fact that you are entirely too perfect. Sure, you have to deal with wanting to eat your girlfriend/love of your life, but stop complaining. At least she returns you affections!!!!!! If you really wanted to, you could ignore the smell or hold your breath. Vampires do not need to breathe! Also, it could be the fact that you are too faithful. Yes, being faithful is a good thing, but have you ever so much as thought about a relationship with anyone besides Bella? No? I didn't think so. Yes, you are gorgeous. Well, so are tons of other men. Please grow a realistic personality then ask me this question again.
Sincerely,
Eragon Shadeslayer