Hi hi~~
OKAY so my updates are not going well. SORRY MY DEAR FANS (*giggle* I still can't believe I have fans )
Now that the obligatory apologies are over (the fact I end up doing this each chapter I post should tell me something but *shrugs*)
Anyway I know you people have been questioning this in the AU-
-Why has not Tsuna heard of Reborn and vice versa?
SO Tsuna is a pretty common Japanese name= easy to kinda assume for Reborn
AND the fact the name Reborn isn't recognised by Tsuna is because... um... shut up guys I'm thinking. Shit. Um. Ok so truth time- I was going to put him as Renato but then I was like "Reborn wouldn't give his real name so easily much less to a stranger"
so we are just going to live with the fact that in this AU Tsuna is rather oblivious and apparently doesn't read Mafia Weekly or whatever mafia bosses read to keep updated in the underworld.
Anyway don't think there is anything else-
Enjoy~~
Friday, June 13
(Fri 3:04pm)
Hello Tsuna, how have you been?
(Fri 3:06pm)
Tired. Need coffee.
(Fri 3:07pm)
Where have you been the past few days?
(Fri 3:08pm)
...Business trip.
(Fri 3:09pm)
Ah.
(Fri 3:09pm)
We should really get some sort of code or something. So we don't interrupt each other during work.
(Fri 3:10pm)
That while completely childish is not a terrible idea. My work requires a certain amount of.. concentration on the job after all.
(Fri 3:11pm)
How you flatter me so.
(Fri 3:12pm)
What type of work is it? You don't have to answer.
(Fri 3:13pm)
I'll have you know that not many earn such compliments from me.
(Fri 3:13pm)
And I guess you can say my work involves various skills, disguises, flexible hours and high tolerance of idiots.
(Fri 3:14pm)
I think many people require a high tolerance of idiots lol
(Fri 3:15pm)
Hmmm… So your freelance?
(Fri 3:15pm)
Of sorts yes.
(Fri 3:15pm)
I also carry a gun.
(Fri 3:16pm)
Very impressive. So something physical is part of your job description. Dangerous. A government agent would be cool but also quite a stupid assumption. Police is more likely but judging from how you speak I feel that you would be too overqualified and would know it.
(Fri 3:17pm)
Smart reasonable deductions. I'm rather impressed.
(Fri 3:17pm)
Thank you.
(Fri 3:17pm)
So what do you conclude?
(Fri 3:18pm)
Um. I want to say… detective? Is that why you use an alias? So your various criminals you've targeted can't find you?
(Fri 3:19pm)
Was I right?
(Fri 3:20pm)
…Yes you are almost accurate. You should be proud for getting this close.
(Fri 3:21pm)
For a businessman you are remarkably intuitive.
(Fri 3:22pm)
Uh, yeah. Thanks.
(Fri 3:22pm)
And you're quite the remarkable mystery yourself, Detective.
Monday, June 16
(Mon 7:15pm)
Oh my god I have just made the biggest fool of myself.
(Mon 7:16pm)
?
(Mon 7:16pm)
I'm curious now, pray tell.
(Mon 7:17pm)
Pray tell? Are you from the 1700s lol
(Mon 7:18pm)
I'm going to ignore that because I sense I'm going to revel in this embarrassing moment you wish to talk of even more now.
(Mon 7:18pm)
Fine, fine
(Mon 7:20pm)
So I had a meeting with a new… business client from a very important, um, company right? And I hadn't eaten since breakfast where all I had was a mocha and an apple.
(Mon 7:21pm)
You dare taint the liquid brew of the Gods with chocolate? You deserve whatever happened to you.
(Mon 7:21pm)
Shut up. Do you want to hear the story or not?
(Mon 7:22pm)
I withdraw my last statement.
(Mon 7:22pm)
That's probably the closest I'll probably get to an apology isn't it?
(Mon 7:22pm)
Probably. Now please do go on. I'm on the edge of my seat.
(Mon 7:22pm)
I'm going to ignore the obvious sarcasm there and accept the not-really-an-apology apology. Anyway my whole day was back to back meetings so I barely had time to breathe let alone eat!
(Mon 7:23pm)
There were these cupcakes on the meeting table and I was starving- so in a moment of weakness I grabbed one and managed to stuff the entire cupcake in my mouth at once.
(Mon 7:23pm)
Charming.
(Mon 7:23pm)
You couldn't have- I don't know- not stuffed a whole cake in your mouth?
(Mon 7:24pm)
I said it was a moment of weakness. I was hungry. The client was going to come by any second. And it was a CUPcake.
(Mon 7:25pm)
Ok so then what? (By the way I don't think I have ever been so amused)
(Mon 7:25pm)
Glad to know my humiliation pleases you.
(Mon 7:27pm)
Long story short, the client had the gall to arrive in that exact moment- with me, the boss of a rather prestigious group, cramming a vanilla cupcake into his mouth- and there was the worst moment of silence I had ever experienced in my life.
(Mon 7:28pm)
THEN I reflexively swallowed and choked on said cupcake.
(Mon 7:28pm)
A few of my closest subordinates are never going to let me live it down.
(Mon 7:29pm)
My right hand couldn't even look me in the eye for the rest of the day.
(Mon 7:31pm)
Reborn?
(Mon 7:34pm)
Sorry, sorry I was too busy laughing. Shit. My cheeks have never hurt so much before.
(Mon 7:34pm)
Shut up. I'm going to bed.
(Mon 7:35pm)
Careful not to choke on your pillow.
(Mon 7:39pm)
You laughed.
(Mon 7:40pm)
Colonello we are literally four feet away from each other.
(Mon 7:41pm)
You laughed. Out. Loud.
(Mon 7:41pm)
Kora.
(Mon 7:43pm)
Wow. It amazes me how you always astound me with such brilliant logic and deduction. We should all warn Verde his position as resident know it all is being threatened.
(Mon 7:44pm)
No need to be so defensive kora
(Mon 7:44pm)
Is this the same chick you were smiling at your phone at before?
(Mon 7:45pm)
I'm taking that glare you shot me as a yes.
(Mon 7:46pm)
It's not a she.
(Mon 7:47pm)
He? Never thought I'd see the day. Ok then- is HE magic?
(Mon 7:47pm)
It's not like that idiot
(Mon 7:48pm)
This guy made you smile AND laugh.
(Mon 7:48pm)
Like actual laughing by the way. Not the irritating smirk sound you always use when your amused. Laughed laughed.
(Mon 7:49pm)
So I beg to differ kora
(Mon 7:50pm)
…
(Mon 7:50pm)
I do not make an irritating smirk sound.
(Mon 7:51pm)
One kora- yes you do.
(Mon 7:53pm)
And two- you actually like this guy! WOW he really must be magic. Does Mammon know him? What's he look like? What am I saying- he must be a looker to keep your attentions. What's his name? Oh my god, you- REBORN, Greatest hitman in the world, holds actual feelings a sixteen year old girl may have for another living being that isn't your creepy lizard.
(Mon 7:54pm)
Shut up. I will end you and no one would ever figure out where your body is.
(Mon 7:55pm)
And I wouldn't know I've never seen him.
(Mon 7:56pm)
Woah woah woah kora. You've never seen him?! :0
(Mon 7:56pm)
Emoticons? Truly unbecoming Colonello. Honestly we are two grown men.
(Mon 7:57pm)
And no. Our relationship is merely dependent on correspondence through only electronic means of messaging.
(Mon 7:57pm)
You mean you're texting buddies.
(Mon 7:57pm)
No.
(Mon 7:57pm)
You so are.
(Mon 7:58pm)
No.
(Mon 7:58pm)
OMG
(Mon 7:58pm)
I said no Colonello.
(Mon 7:59pm)
I take back what I said. You don't have feelings a sixteen year old girl may have for another living being.
(Mon 7:59pm)
Thank you.
(Mon 8:00pm)
Twelve is much more accurate kora.
(Mon 8:01pm)
What are yofvuiiureabvbjlalewr
(Mon 8:06pm)
Strangling me was not necessary.
(Mon 8:07pm)
Neither was your shit eating grins and your stupid laughter and your overall face but we all can't get what we want.
(Mon 8:08pm)
You know what.
(Mon 8:08pm)
We will talk about this eventually.
(Mon 8:08pm)
When your in a less murder-y mood.
(Mon 8:09pm)
Good luck with that.