"Dude, are you sure you want to go up against Haggar. I mean I know you don't like her but she is your mother." Lance pointed out.

Lance–Legs lyrics

She always wants my food

Is she fat?

Yes.


I'm so sad!

What did you do? Look in a mirror again


Rowena, Crowley, and Cas don't appreciate it when the Winchesters are messed with.


You two, Arthur and Morgana Pendragon, are the beings he loves more than the world itself and every scar that has or will ever mar his skin is for the two of you. –Kilgarah


It's only later, when his mind is clear, that he realizes that Spiderman, while young, is resourceful, clever and a natural leader with a good heart. Black Bolt had not shown how impressed he was with the child's conviction and quick thinking.

It might have been odd considering the spiderling tied him to a metal pole but he had grown to appreciate the young man's humor. He watched his kingdom float towards the city of New York in vague interest.

SHIELD's helicarrier moved out of the way and Spiderman gave him the cue before covering his ears.

Smiling, Black Bolt muttered a single, whispered word, "Peace."

The force of his voice involuntarily sent the king backwards bending the metal behind him but propelled his Inhuman City upwards.


My you have to have sanity to be a ninja? I must have overlooked that in the job description.

Do you think I could be an undertaker? I could certainly keep myself in business. –Gaara


Why do people assume that Kaname has a crush on Zero or that Zero has a crush on Kaname or they both like the other? They hate each other. It's a fact. The only reason everyone ships them together is because they're beautiful and they would make the most badass couple ever.

*After calming down a thought occurs*

'What if the night class shipped KaZe?'

–Me in the rant that inspired True Rose


I call you Byakuya because it's your name. Kuchiki is the name of your clan and I know for a fact that one person can't be the personification of their entire family. –Ichigo Kurosaki


Frankenstein; The devil must be flattered


Black Panther Prompt; Ending "What can Wakanda offer us" And T'challa fucking smirks.


Prompt; Artemis's Identity as as an Author of several well known books is exposed


Eren is Toothless Levi is Hiccup fanfiction


It's not like anyone has a stuffed animal on hand now is it.

The student blinked reaching into his bag.

Here you can borrow mine.

The teacher stared.


They stared at Ulquiorra's human shell.


Prompt; Skull is Kaneki Ken


Looks like a cinnamon roll could actually kill you; Natsume and Natori

Looks like they could kill you, actually a cinnamon roll; Tanuma and Hinoe

Looks like they could kill you, could actually kill you; Matoba, Misuzu, Hiiragi

Looks like a cinnamon roll is a cinnamon roll; Nishimura, Taki, Shigure, Kishimoto, Toka

Sinnamon Roll; Madara/Nyanko


What are the chances of being arrested?

For regular people it's about 90%

Great.

You say that like we're normal people.


Representing the Hunter's Association, the elven clans and the vela tribes is Kiryuu Zero.


"Abel!" Catrina roared


(Harry getting along w/ comments that it would be nice to have someone who understands family.

Harry adopts Percy, Fred George Charlie and Bill into his household


OT3 Makato, Kokomi, Saiki

–Ideas for future choosing each others clothes

Future Jobs for Saiki

–Fashion Journalist

–Psychologist

Future Jobs for Kokomi

–Teacher


"Is this really okay?" Mammon asked looking at Skull, Teddy, and Verde.

Teddy chuckled, mischief dancing in his eyes, "Probably not but Dad'll still get away with it anyway."


The Cameraman laughed, "Don't be fooled though! The boy may be the politest teenager you've ever met but trust me he's also has the sharpest snarkiest tongue I've ever had the pleasure to witness!"

Abruptly the seen cut to a place on the set where Natori and Natsume were conversing.

Natori– well you know what they say, the more popular you are the busier you get.

Natsume– Oh so you have plenty of time to spare then.

Someone as pretty as I am needs their sleep Natsume. How else would I manage to look this good?

Faking a concerned look Natsume asked. "If that's the case have you not been sleeping well then?"

Natsume blinked down at Natori's tear filled face and blurted out, "Why are you crying? Did you look in a mirror again?"


Deadpool–Chaotic Neutral

Daredevil–Lawful Neutral

Peter–Chaotic Good

Soulmates AU