TWO WOMEN MEET IN THE AFTERLIFE....
1st woman: "Hi! My name is Kikyou..."
2nd woman: "Hi! I'm Kagome...How'd you die?"
Kikyou: "I froze to death..."
Kagome: "How horrible!!!"
Kikyou: "It wasn't so bad...After I quit shaking from the cold, I began to get warm & sleepy, and finally died a peaceful death....What about you?"
Kagome: "I died from a massive heart attack...I suspected my husband was cheating, so I came home early to catch him in the act. But, instead I found him all by himself in the den watching TV."
Kikyou: "So, what happened?"
Kagome: "I was so sure that there was another woman there somewhere that I started running all over the house looking...I ran up to the attic and searched down into the basement..Then, I went through every closet and couldn't find her.. Then, I got so upset, I had a heart attack, and died, and that is why I am here."
Kikyou: "So why didn't you look in the freezer, then we would both still be alive!"