When they entered the hospital, Artie was making siren noises "ARTIE…JUST SHUT UUUUUUUUPPPP!" Tina cried her face twisted and contorted with pain"M-my baby's having a wife I mean my wife's having a wife I mean" "You mean your wife's having a baby" laughed the receptionist behind the desk "Don't worry, we get that a lot, just sign these forms then we'll get you settled in" "A-Artie, i-i-i-it hurts…..oooooooooowwwwwwwwww" "Right Tina, let's get you settled in shall we?" "Please" "You'll need to put this on" said the nurse holding a hospital gown "Artie, a little help" "Sure Tin Tin, there you go" "Okay..." a midwife said as she entered the room "Tina Cohen Chang. 38 weeks with a girl?" "Tina...Abrams" she gasped "I'm Carole and I'm going to be your midwife for today. Oh hey Kurt. Mercedes is in room 17" "She is?" Kurt said before dashing off and tripping over a flat surface"I have no idea about that boy" Carole chuckled to herself
At the other end of the Maternity Ward, Emma was in freak out mode "...I can't do this..it's just babies and the mess and.." Will cut her off"and we're going to do this together and the baby's gonna be so lucky to have you for a mom. Just as I'm so lucky to have you for a wife,we've worked so hard together and we've been through so much,you just need to clear this last hurdle then we'll have somthing to show for it" "what?" "We'll have a family"
Meanwhile in the Puckerman's room Quinn was having none of Puck's whining saying that his hand hurt "NONONONO!" she screamed. Those words brought a flashback to Puck,when Quinn was in this very room having Beth. She squeezed his hand harder "Nearly there" Puck encouraged looking over, just in time to see a small alien slip out and start protesting. "It's a boy" said the midwife as she passed him over barely covered and still dripping with goo.
Flashback...
"NONONONO!" "Ok she's crowning!"
Kurt on the other hand tripped up in the doorway of room 17. He looked up to see Mercedes who was surprisingly calm. Until he got to her bed,then she was in "Mr Hummel you are SO dead. You are so dead I can't believe how dead you are" mode "Now listen here...Kurt Nathanial Hummel" he winced when she said his middle name. It was SO embarrasing. Nathanial was the name of his Grampa and it was only used when he was in big trouble. Trouble with a capital T. This was the first time she had ever said it, so he figured he was in DEEP trouble.