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"Darla?" Spike asked bewildered.
"Hello, Daddy. It's been a long time. Well, eight months, but who's counting?" Darla smiled as she ran her hand over the bulge in her stomach.
Spike stared at her wide eyed. "No, wait, that couldn't happen, we're vampires."
"You don't think I know that, William?" Darla yelled. "For the last eight months I've been looking for a way to get this thing out of me. I figured since no one else knew of a way, I should come to the person who's fault this is anyways." Darla edged closer to Spike.
"Wait, you and Darla?" Willow roared turning to face the shocked Spike. "When did this happen?"
"Didn't you hear me, Red?" Darla smiled. "Eight months ago."
"You cheated on me?" Willow breathed turning away from him.
"Pet, I cheated on no one. You we're with wolf boy at the time." Spike turned to face Willow, who looked at him disgustedly.
"Poor sweet William was all up set about his precious Red Goddess leaving him. I take it that's you?" Darla looked Willow up and down as she moved closer to Willow and Spike. Buffy pulled out her stake. "Watch it, Slayer. I'm not going to do anything. I'm really not in the condition right now, am I?" Buffy lowered the stake and Darla moved closer. "He was crying his eyes out over you. Said you left him for some mutt. Your loss was my gain. William always has been wild when he's drunk. Especially when Dru and Angelus were there."
Willow lunged at Darla, but Spike grabbed her around the waist. "Shh, luv, she's just tryin' to get to ya. Relax." Spike whispered into her ear. Willow nodded and calmed down.
The door swung open. "Sorry, Anya forgot her purse." Xander said coming in. "Merciful Zeus, Darla! Did you know Darla was here?" Everyone looked at him. "Well, of course you know she's here, stupid, question. Who knocked her up?" Xander looked around the room.
"Spike." Giles said taking off his glasses and polishing them.
"Good God, Spike." Xander said looking at him.
"I can't take this any more." Willow pushed Spike away and ran out the back door into the alley.
Willow leaned up against a wall. "Hello, sweet Willow Tree. Why are you crying?" Drusilla asked stepping put of the shadows.
"Darla?" Spike asked bewildered.
"Hello, Daddy. It's been a long time. Well, eight months, but who's counting?" Darla smiled as she ran her hand over the bulge in her stomach.
Spike stared at her wide eyed. "No, wait, that couldn't happen, we're vampires."
"You don't think I know that, William?" Darla yelled. "For the last eight months I've been looking for a way to get this thing out of me. I figured since no one else knew of a way, I should come to the person who's fault this is anyways." Darla edged closer to Spike.
"Wait, you and Darla?" Willow roared turning to face the shocked Spike. "When did this happen?"
"Didn't you hear me, Red?" Darla smiled. "Eight months ago."
"You cheated on me?" Willow breathed turning away from him.
"Pet, I cheated on no one. You we're with wolf boy at the time." Spike turned to face Willow, who looked at him disgustedly.
"Poor sweet William was all up set about his precious Red Goddess leaving him. I take it that's you?" Darla looked Willow up and down as she moved closer to Willow and Spike. Buffy pulled out her stake. "Watch it, Slayer. I'm not going to do anything. I'm really not in the condition right now, am I?" Buffy lowered the stake and Darla moved closer. "He was crying his eyes out over you. Said you left him for some mutt. Your loss was my gain. William always has been wild when he's drunk. Especially when Dru and Angelus were there."
Willow lunged at Darla, but Spike grabbed her around the waist. "Shh, luv, she's just tryin' to get to ya. Relax." Spike whispered into her ear. Willow nodded and calmed down.
The door swung open. "Sorry, Anya forgot her purse." Xander said coming in. "Merciful Zeus, Darla! Did you know Darla was here?" Everyone looked at him. "Well, of course you know she's here, stupid, question. Who knocked her up?" Xander looked around the room.
"Spike." Giles said taking off his glasses and polishing them.
"Good God, Spike." Xander said looking at him.
"I can't take this any more." Willow pushed Spike away and ran out the back door into the alley.
Willow leaned up against a wall. "Hello, sweet Willow Tree. Why are you crying?" Drusilla asked stepping put of the shadows.