Random Kart T.V Episode 2: Poor Poor Luigi
Once again, our show starts with the camera zooming into the tower which goes into it, showing the host himself, Luke Lakitu.
"Welcome back, everybody! My name's Luke Lakitu! I remember it so you don't have too! Today, we're having a rematch at Moo Moo Meadows because of yesterday," While saying this, he looked back and forth in case of You-know-who, "Luckily, Waluigi has been replaced with Donkey Kong. Now, let's go down to the track." Luke introduced.
The camera went down to the track where the racers of yesterday (With the exception of Donkey Kong) where racing down the dusty path.
Luigi, who was in second place, was going to throw a red shell at Ludwig (Who was in first) when he hit a cow that walked in front of him.
Luigi pounded his kart in frustration as he quickly came into twelfth place.
"Who lets these cows on the road anyway?" Luigi asked to himself while putting his arms in the air. He then heard an "hmph" and looked to his right. A lakitu farmer looked sternly.
"Do you want to fix this fence?" he asked impatiently.
Luigi "uh"Ed only to get slapped in the face with paint and wood.
"Get to work!" The farmer said sternly as he floated away.
"But how am I supposed to paint and fix the fence?" Luigi asked sadly while some racers zoomed in the background with Donkey Kong crashing through a fence.
The plumber then got slapped in the face with a toothbrush and a plastic hammer. He sighed and hopped off his kart, only to hear a huge crash from the barn.
When the poor brother looked, he got stampeded over with tons of cows.
End of Episode
A/N: Poor Luigi. I think I might give a break these next episodes.