Disclaimer: The brilliant Stephenie Meyer owns Twilight.
volvo_owner – Edward
pixieinjuredmymonkey – Bella
Ididntmeantoinjurethemonkey–Alice
emoboy – Jasper
machomachoman – Emmett
blonde&beautiful – Rosalie
– Carlisle
momivamp – Esme
pixieinjuredmygift – Jacob
wolfydude – Seth
brb - Leah
***************************************************************************************************************************************************************************
pixieinjuredmymonkey signs on
Ididntmeantoinjurethemonkey signs on
pixieinjuredmygift signs on
***************************************************************************************************************************************************************************
ididntmeantoinjurethemonkey: hi bells im sorry!
pixieinjuredmymonkey: no! you injured my monkey!
pixieinjuredmygift: yeah! Bella's right! you injured the monkey!
Ididntmeantoinjurethemonkey: I didn't mean to!
Pixieinjuredmymonkey: what you didn't mean to???? I told you its wasn't stuffed!!!!! 5 times!!!
Pixieinjuredmygift: what you didn't mean to? She told you it wasn't stuffed! 5 times!
Ididntmeantoinjurethemonkey: but it didn't look like real! That's why I tried to!
Pixieinjuredmymonkey: Alice for God's sake I told you it wasn't stuffed!!!! But you didn't believe!!!!!
Pixieinjuredmygift: yeah for God's sake she told it wasn't stuffed!
Ididntmeantoinjurethemonkey: Dog stop repeating what Bella's saying!!!!!
Pixieinjuredmygift: it isn't my fault somebody is cruel enough to try to break the monkey into pieces!
Pixieinjuredmymonkey: yeah!!! It isn't Jake's fault your cruel enough to try to break my pet monkey into pieces!!!
Ididntmeantoijurthemonkey: how was I supposed to believe you?! Its so quiet and not moving!
Pixieinjuredmygift: we tried to tell you its sleeping!
Pixieinjuredmymonkey: yeah!!! We tried to tell you it was sleeping!!!
Ididntmeantoinjurethemonkey: Bella! Jake stopped repeating what you say,now you are repeating after him? What's the matter with you two?
And Bella, please stop with the punctuation marks! Its annoying!
Pixieinjuredmymonkey: and now you're scolding me for using many punctuation????!!!
Now, that's over the line! Who are you my father???!!!!!!!!!
Pixieinjuredmygift: okay! Let's stop arguing!
Ididntmeantoinjurethemonkey: yeah! Let's stop arguing! I'll do whatever makes you happy!
Pixieinjuredmygift: you would?! Oh gosh! Thanks! I just want a-
Ididntmeantoinjurethemonkey: sorry wolf boy! I don't mean you! I mean Bella! Its Bella's monkey I injured! Not your's!
Pixieinjuredmygift: but that's my gift to her!
Ididntmeantoinjurethemonkey: so? You gave it to her,so,it's her's! Not your's!!!
Pixieinjuredmymonkey: really?? WHATEVER MAKES ME HAPPY??
Ididntmeantoinjurethemonkey: yes! Please just don't tell Edward what happen when they get back from hunting, I'm sure his gonna…………oh wait the dog gave it to you?
Pixieinjuredmymonkey: yep!! why???
Ididntmeantoinjurethemonkey: well,I don't have to be afraid because dog gave it to you! Mwahahahahahahaha!
Pixieinjuredmymonkey: uhm………..sorry Alice hate to break it to you but everything I love Edward loves so,if Edward hear about the accident im sure somebody's Porsche and credit cards are gonna be shredded.
Mwahahaha!
Ididntmeantoinjurethemonkey: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Pixieinjuredmymonkey: oh yeah!!!! High five Jake!
*Bella&Jacob high fived cyberly*
pixieinjuredmygift: oh yeah!
Ididntmeantoinjurethemonkey: they're coming in 5 minutes.
Pixieinjuredmymonkey: deal?
ididntmeantoinjurethemonkey: but...............I................. uhm......................NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!
pixieinjuredmymonkey: i'm smell something burning!!!!!
oh Alice!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.IT.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ididntmeantoinjurethemonkey: YOU'LL NEVER CATCH ME ALIVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! wahahahaha!
ididntmeantoinjurethemonkey signed off
volvo_owner: why is Alice running away shouting "YOU'LL NEVER CATCH ME ALIVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! wahahahaha!"???
and she is singing "im an Alice girl in an Alice world?"
pixieinjuredmymonkey: sis you catch her?
volvo_owner: yeah.
pixieinjuredmymonkey: uhm...............Edward did you happen to read Jacobs mind last week?
volvo_owner: yeah,why,love? whats the matter?
pixieinjuredmymonkey: what did you saw on his mind?
volvo_owner: on who's mind? the dog's mind?
pixieinjuredmygift: HEY! WHY DOES EVERYBODY EXCEPT BELLA CALLS ME DOG?
pixieinjuredmymonkey: jake,no need to yell! and your a wolf,arent you?
pixieinjuredmygift: yeah,but only when i pace
pixieinjuredmymonkey: jake, wolves are dogs cousin,so techtnicly YOUR A DOG
pixieinjuredmygift: oh,yeah i get it
volvo_owner: yeaaaaahhhhhhhh...........riiiiiiiiiiiiggghhhhhhht
pixieinjuredmymonkey: let Alice open her messenger.
volvo_owner: okay
ididntmeantoinjurethemonkey: Edward please dont shred my babies! i didnt mean to injure the monkey
volvo_owner: okay i wont,just say sorry and you mean it.
pixieinjuredmymonkey: and you have to make me happy WHATEVER IT TAKES
volvo_owner: okay Alice do that now.
ididntmeantoinjurethemonkey: but bella wants me to stop shopping for a MONTH!! i cant do that!
volvo_owner: if she let's you do that, i would shred you "babies"
ididntmeantoinjurethemonkey: but..thats not fair!
pixieinjuredmymonkey: but what you did to my monkey is unfair to!
ididntmeantoinjurethemonkey: okay! DEAL! but please not for a month!
pixieinjuredmymonkey: how long do you want?
pixieinjuredmygift: oh, i know 2 months!
pixieinjuredmymonkey: yeah! your smart Jake! thats good!
ididntmeantoinjurethemonkey: NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!! wait 'till i get my hands on you dog!
pixieinjuredmygift: and she has to stay away from jacob from now on.
volvo_owner: okay, deal with it alice
ididntmeantoinjurethemonkey:: but........i.......uhm................NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
volvo_owner: do you want carlisle to about this?
ididntmeantoinjurethemonkey: no!
okay deal! but please just one month!
pixieinjuredmymonkey: okay!
***************************************************************************************************************************************************************************
hehehehe
Alice is giving up shopping without any catch?? hmm.......thats a very suspicious act of her
well,lets see in the next chapter!
review!review!