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"So dude, you hype for tonight? It's gonna be awesome!"

Hell yea I'm hype! This is like my one and only chance for a little taste of the good life, the popular life. Of course I'm hype!

Oh yea. I'm Halpert. Jim Halpert. So sorry for the lame James Bond pun, but it was just too easy. I go to Scranton University, reigning as a senior second string on the football team in a division three school. You're thinking I must be the shit on the football field, right? Oh the sarcasm.

'So, Jim Halpert, what is your major? ' Good question, self. I'm an engineering major with a minor in theater. You're really gonna win the ladies over with that one. Smooth move Halpert.

I promise you I'm not hideous, not to sound conceited. I just know I'm a decent looking guy. Sure, my hairs a little messy, and OK, yes I could use a shave. But I'm decent. And I tried out for the team sophomore year when I realized that NO woman would go out of their way for a male science-and-theater-nerd. They think I'm either

A) Dork with a weird and creepy theater obsession

B) G-A-Y , who oddly likes science just as much as theater

Or, C) A loser

So I don't exactly get a chance with anyone. A couple of engineering girls, but that's about the extent of my relationship with the ladies. That's why I am HOPING tonight puts a little spark in the air for Mr. Jim Halpert.

You see, my roommate Ryan is a freshman, who somehow got picked to be my roommate. Someone in ResLife must have been smoking something to place that poor freshie soul in the room of the uncool senior football player. But, as it turned out, he was a lot like me. He's an intended business and psychology major, does not do theater or sports, and has a ridiculously hot but bitchy girlfriend who goes to University of Miami-but other than that, he was A LOT like me. Like, in personality terms. We clicked instantly, but his other friends are people I would never see myself being able to hang with.

But tonight, Ryan's Frat house's sister sorority is having a party. Apparently, it's a masquerade of sorts, which means I actually have a chance with any of the girls there! Because, by the way, Ryan invited me to tag along. And with a mask, noone will know what I look like, and I don't HAVE to tell them my real major. And, if all goes according to plan, the girls will be so drunk that even when I take my mask off it won't matter that I'm not Roy Anderson.

Roy. The devil. The man who makes it impossible for nearly everyone on the Royals team to have a date with the elite girls at Scranton University. And, yea, unfortunately these girls call themselves the ELITE. But, they're so goddamn hot that noone gives a shit what they want to name themselves. Roy is six foot two, built, brown hair, blue eyes, deep voice-the whole 'package'. (at least, that's what my little sister Vikki said when she met him after one of the games).

But tonight, I have a chance. Tonight is my night.

"So dude, you hype for tonight? It's gonna be awesome!"

"Hell to the yea, Ryan. I can't wait!"

Ryan smiled. He knew as well as I did how huge tonight was for me. It'll be my chance to get out there.

"Totally, man. So listen, be at the Kappas house at 10, they're having a raffle for charity before the drinking ensues ! A little good deeds before the sinful night, if ya know what I mean!"

"Sounds great, Ryan. And, uh, Alana called" The supermodel girlfriend Alana.

"Oh shiiiiit. You didn't tell her about the party right?"

Ryan is not unfaithful, never has been. But he has been bad a couple nights, with a couple of girls. He hasn't told Alana. Though, I bet she's done some stuff too, the way she looks.

"Nah, you're good."

"Alright, I will see you tonight, brutha!"

Hah. Ryan is the only guy I know who doesn't sound like a douchebag saying that. He's like the little brother I never had. I can't believe he got me into one of Kappa's biggest parties of the year!

I didn't know that I'd encounter more than a rager at the Kappa Kappa Gama party that night….