Light: "Welcome one and all to our Show…that still does not have a name…."

L: sighs "and who's fault is that exactly?"

Matsuda and L: Looks over to Light.

Light: "…..okay I forgot alright! Being kira and running your own show Is hard!"

L: "Well anyway…here we have guests visit and answer fan mail. Never do we do it at the same time."

Matsuda: "And here is me! The star of our show!" is all spokesmen-like.

Light and L: "….." look at each other

L: "you know you have my permission to kill him right?"

Light: "yep." Takes out death note.

Matsuda: "AAagh!!" hides behind chair.

Light: is struggling to write Matsuda's name.

L: "what are you waiting for!?"

Light: "I….Can't…write his name!" can't put pen down on death note.

L: "Well why not!?"

Light: "I dunno! It's like there's some kind of force preventing me from writing his name!!"

L: "Oh my god!! Now we know why Matsuda, out of all the shit that happened on death note, never died!! And he was the weakest out of all of us!!"

Light: "Oh my death god!! That's just not right!!"

Matsuda: Pops head from behind chair "y-you mean I'm immune to death!?"

L: "it would appear so." Eats shortcake.

Light: "Well….that's just….well…y-you know what….I don't care. I say those you survive are those that are the most screwed."

L: "hell yeah." Raises a fist in the air.
Matsuda: "Hey!!"

Light: "well lets get to our first fan mail letter of the day." Scrambles through pile, taking out one. "Ah, this ones for you Ryuzaki."

Matsuda: "how come I never get fan mail!!"



L: takes letter, "Thank you Light," clears throat, "Dear L, will you please take off all your clothes and run around on the streets with only a duck floaty screaming I'm A pretty Princess….and my bf triple dog dares you."

Light: "Oooh!! Triple dog dare Ryuzaki!"

L: "What the fuck is this!?"

Matsuda: "A dare Ryuzaki….a triple dog dare…which means you have to do it!"

Light: "yeah and uh…if you don't do it Ryuzaki…then you have to eat my sweaty gym socks."

L: "Screw your socks, I'm gonna do the dare."

Light and Matsuda: "OHHOHO!!"

Matsuda: "Oh my god I can't believe it! Ryuzaki is actually going to do it!" ROFL's

L: "Oh shut it Matsuda." Is striping.

Light: blushes.

L: "Wipe that blush off your face fag." Inflates blow up duck, "Alright," looks at the two of them, "I'm off." Runs out of studio and out into the streets.

Light and Matsuda: Laughs like hyena's .

✃20 minutes later✃

Light: "….y'know…..Ryuzaki sure has been gone for quite awhile."

Matsuda: "Yeah…I wonder what he's doing."

L: " I'm back!!" is surrounded by fifty fan girls, lipstick marking all over him. "AND YOU GUYS SAID I COULDN'T GET A GIRL!"

Light: "….."

Matsuda: "….."

Fan girls: "OH MY GOD L WE LOVE YOU!!"

Matsuda: "ALRIGHT RYUZAKI!! WAY TO STICK IT TO LIGHT!! HA!" turns to Light, "HE TOTAL PROVED YOU WRONG!!"

Light: Glares "…." Goes for death note, trying to force down the pen, "damn…..stupid……writers!"

L: "alright ladies! I gotta get back to my show."



Fan girls: "aaaawwwww!"

L: "I know I know but I have to."

Fan girls: "WE LOVE YOU L!!" guards push them all out.

Matsuda: "Ryuzaki! Ryuzaki! Did you get any numbers!?"

L: "yeah, like millions." Throws them all to Matsuda, "go crazy."

Matsuda: Starry-eyed, "SO….MANY…NUMBERS!!"

Light: "oookay…well uh time for our guest of the day. Everybody, give a good round of applause for RYUK!"

Ryuk: floats into the room.

L and Matsuda: "…."

Light: "what?"

L: "There's nothing there…."

Matsuda: "yeah…we don't see anything."

Ryuk: Hyuk Hyuk Hyuk.

Light: "what are you guys talking about? Ryuk's standing right here."

L: "…..i don't see anything."

Matsuda: "well….there has to be something there." Walks over to where Ryuk is.

Ryuk: "heh heh heh are most humans this stupid?"

Matsuda: starts feeling around. Then stops when he feels something odd, "Hey Light….is this thing hold a hot dog?"

Ryuk: "AH! Hey whoa whoa hey!" bolts away, "tell him to watch where he's feeling!!"

Light: "Oh my death god….."

Matsuda: "Felt small."

Ryuk: "HEY!"
L: "well light we don't see anything."

Light: "well here touch my death note." Hands them both the death note.

L and Matsuda: touches death note, looks up.



Ryuk: "hey hows it goin."

L and Matsuda: "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGHHH!!" runs out in frantic

((it would've been funnier if that actually happened))

Ryuk: "what the hell am I really that ugly?"

Light: sighs, "Well this ends the second episode of…..DAMMIT WE STILL DON'T HAVE A NAME!!"

✃ END ✃

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UNTIL NEXT TIME