Chapter 2- Making "friends":

The group walks out into hall way and finds Tobi leaning against the wall panting. "You missed senpai." Tobi says.

"Tch..." Deidara slaps Tobi on the back of the head while saying, "Get moving idiot."

"Heh… sure… LET'S GO!!" Tobi starts to walk off then stops and turns around asking, "Where are we going again?"

Deidara says angrily, "To take them on the tour hmm! You MORON!!"

"OH YEAH!! NOW I REMEMBER!! Who?"

"Um… us…" says DD.

"OH YEAH!! NOW I REMEMBER!! Where are we gonna start senpai??"

DD stops and gets right in Tobi's face staring intently. "What r u doing?" asks Tobi a little scared.

"I just realized you look like a giant lollipop!!" T & Deidara snicker.

"…"

"Do you taste like a lollipop??"

"…Please don't try to find out." said Tobi backing up some.

"Okidoki!!" DD gives Tobi a big smile. Tobi steps back a little more.

Deidara clears his throat and says, "Anyway, shall we get on with the tour hmm?" He says under his breath, "I would like to get this over with as soon as possible."

DD and Tobi say in unison, "OK!!" T nods.

They start walking down the hall way while Deidara drones on about the social status or something to that nature. Then Tobi and he stop. "Why did ya'll stop?" asks DD.

Deidara responds pointing to a big group of people, "That… is Pain and Konan. They are the heads, or most popular people, of the school." Then he starts to drone on again.

DD whispers to T, "Hey! Let's go talk to them."

"I don't think that's a good idea."

"Humph oh come on what's the worst that could happen? It's not like they're gonna kill us."

"Gulp"

DD sneaks past, with T close behind, the still droning Deidara and the day dreaming Tobi. They squeeze their way through the crowd to the center where Pain and Konan are at. Suddenly someone pushes DD into the very center and she runs into Pain. "OWW!!...oh um hello my na…WOW! YOU HAVE A LOT OF PERICINGS!"

T finally gets out of the crowd and stands next to (if not a little bit behind) DD.

"DANG U CHOULD GET A BUNCH OF MAGNETS AND PUT THEM ON UR FACE. JUST LIKE A REFRIGERATOR!" T starts to snicker which causes Konan to glare which in turn makes T look away. Sudden silence goes over the whole area. Pain looks away but she just keeps talking. Somewhere outside of the crowd "Hay where did DD and T go?"

"They're over there talking to Pain-sama, senpai."

"WHAT!?"

"Yep! And I think I heard something about magnets and piercings!"

"We gotta get in there NOW, Tobi!"

"It's rude to interrupt."

"It is also rude to let a freshman die!!"

"Good point! Let's go!!" With Deidara leading the way, they come barreling through the crowd.

"SERIOULSY ARE YOU LIKE EMO OR…" Deidara runs up and puts hand over her mouth to stop her form saying anymore. (Glad we put the gloves or that would be gross)

He says hurriedly, "Um… uh… hello P-Pain-sama… um… sorry about her. She's new and doesn't quiet get how things work around here and who people are…"

Pain gives Deidara a look of disgust and then smiles, "Well knowing the gossip girl you are Deidara she should already know how it works and who people are." Pain says sarcastically accompanied by the crowd's laughter.

"Heh heh… G-good one Pain-sama… very very sorry… we'll leave now." He drags a very confused DD away, followed closely by T and Tobi. When they get around the corner he let's go of DD and starts to yell, "How could you do that!? Have you not been listening to a word I've said??"

"Well you do tend to drone on, senpai. It is quite hard to focus on you."

DD slowly turns his head to Tobi and just glares at him for a few seconds before turning back to the girls. He then proceeds to yell, "YOU TOTALLY RUINED MY REPUTATION…." He just drones on about his reputation and junk the girls however have already tuned out. Then suddenly…

"VALGEE!!" yelled the girls. (DD yelling slightly louder)

END!!w