Tee hee,hehheh, Bwaaahahaha!

Senshei was just walking, secretly hoping Neji doesn't show up, screaming about why he got poor and had to sell Hinata's virginity and his mansion on the street. Or maybe because she found out she had a crush on him, Gaara, and Sasuke.

Senshei: this curse on my head just gets bigger and bigger.

Gaara: Senshei?

Senshei couldn't believe it! Gaara, of all people, was talking to her! She blushed.

Senshei: Yes?

Gaara: Do you have Sasori's number?

Cha! Senshei couldn't believe it again! She was waiting for him to say something else, but noo. And, I mean, a guy asking for a guy's number? Hmm.

Senshei: No, I don't even like the guy.

Gaara: Look, I'll do anything for that number.

Senshei: O.K then, tell me the story about you and the cookie.

Gaara: The things I do for peace.

FLASHBACK

Gaara: I watta cookie!

Rock Lee: Uh… I don't have one.

Gaara: I wanna cookie!

Naruto: Ramen! How about you and me go to Ichiwa Ramen together!

Gaara: Did I say I wanted some ramen?

Naruto: uh…

Gaara: I asked you a question!

Naruto runs for his life.

Suddenly, Yuki and Senshei fell from the sky.

Kiba: wtf?

Yuki: O.k, this cookie box's for Kiba, this one's for Neji…

Senshei: And this one's for Lee!

Gaara: Wha…what about mine?

Yuki: Oh, yours is that big ass cookie falling from the sky right now.

Um… a big ass cookie fell from the sky.

Gaara hurried to the big ass cookie, and ate halfway before throwing up. Suddenly, Elmo fell from a tree.

Elmo: Damn!

Yuki: Whaaa!

Elmo: Hiyaaaaaaaaa!

Gaara: Want me to kill him?

Neji: Unh hunh.

Gaara: Sand Coffin!

Elmo is DEAD.

PRESENT

Gaara: I am never telling that story ever again. Now?

Senshei: Oh yeah, look, I got his number because he was trying to make Yuki jealous and break up with you. He doesn't really like me.

Gaara: Finally, now, goodbye Benjimbe!

Senshei: Did you just hear ANYTHING I said!

Yeah, to me, this one's kind of long. Let's see what my conscience has to say

Gpimp: PRETTY PLEASE LET THIS BE A HIT! ANNOYMOUS IS ON, SO IF YOU DIDN'T JOIN, YOU CAN STILL REVIEW!

She's right.