Last we left off?... uhhh… OH YEA.. Surrounded by darkness after seeing flashback
I still feel this story is a few taps from being a crack…
This is TFA universe with some very tiny adjustments…..ill tell them as they appear….. ONWARD WE GO alsoIll list terms as they appear in the story
Cycle- minuet
Pedes -foot
Optics-eyes
*in the darkness*
I looked around again in hopes of seeing SOMETHTHING but nothing…. ~go figure its dark and I can't see~
"Well this is just hunky dory"
"Actually this is Primus"
"EEP" I looked around for the origin of the voce but see nothing…. Except darkness ~Yay its dark and my claustrophobia with paranoia is kicking in... I'll probably start talking to myself soon~
A loud chuckle surrounded me ~great I feel like a little lost petro-puppy and a disembodied voice is amused by my jumpiness…..wait… what the heck is a petro-puppy?~
"Uhhhh… hello?" I asked ~what did he say his designation was?... wait... designation? since when do I use that word?~
"Yes?" the voice boomed around me and I jumped again ~oh... I got an answer~
"Mind explaining what's going on?"
"All in due time youngling" ~oh he is one of THOES types... wait youngling? What?...ok then, maybe another approach is needed~
I took a deep breath aaaaand "where am I? Am I dead? Where the shiny blue thing? Why is it dark? Is this the inside of my head? It's a lot more empty than I thought it would be, if it is are you…"
A loud chuckle surrounded me again stopping me mid-chatter ~awww I was just getting to the interesting questions too~
"You certainly are a unique one aren't you?" the voice inquired ~Primus its designation is primus~
"Oh you have no idea…" I said with one hand on my hip and waving the other around, that granted another chuckle
"Well considering how curios and observant you are I'm guessing you learn by experience so ill just hurry this along and help you when you need it"
"Sounds good to me" ~ok so I have a guardian now... I'll just add him to the list of voices in my head~
"a few things first… your name is Glide, the personal memories you have are skewed and hard to access due to an accident you cannot remember, you cannot recall much of your life other than your name, and the information in lessons from your schooling and personal research but they are fuzzy, your solid memories start when you wake up"
~Wake up?...I'm recharging?... wow my vocabulary is weird I must have a concussion or something~
I onlined my optics ... ~again with the weird vocabulary~… befuzzled ~HAHAHA YES A NORMAL WORD...well for me anyway~ I stood up and turned my attention to the text flashing across my vision, I reviewed it while tapping my chin
Designation: Glide
Status: CPU DAMAGED ~well that was expected~
CPU Functionality: adequate ~huh a bit higher than normal~
Systems: functioning at 83%
Fuel: 45%
Energy: 65%
Location: *processing*…error….*scanning*… generic asteroid of abnormally large proportions….*processing*….. Unable to pinpoint location
"Ok" I thought out loud "soooo I'm in space and I'm a robot now?" ~that would explain the computer like diagnostics flashing across my vision~
~"yes, yes you are"~
"EEP" I was startled by the sudden voice booming in my head
~*chuckling* "you pick up on things faster than I thought"~
"I am surprisingly not un-nerved about this…"
~"Why don't you try out the hovering ability you have?"~
"huh?" I felt a click in my chest and a message flashed across my vision
Hovering: Activated
"Ooooooo" I pushed off with one pedes ~hmmm I must be thinking with the terms of….. Whatever I am now that would explain a lot~ and began gliding with the other "hey" I smiled "this is like roller-skating" I started gliding around enjoying the free feeling when a message flashed across my vision again
***WARNING*** unknown energy signatures incoming
Faction: Decepticon
ETA: 15 cycles
"decep-ta-what-ta?"
~"you may want to avoid them…"~
"Uh ok…." glancing around at the barren area surrounding me I realize there is nowhere to hide… so I picked a direction and sped off as fast as I could glide
Chapter 2 edited eh not much here changed I like this chapter X-D snark and confusion is fun