The Mechanical Failure: Part 1
Author's note: (S)illy people,(A)lways (r)eading the (c)hapter title when it's (a)ctually misleading. I bet you think thi(s) story is a gag about (M)echanics, don't you?
Haha. Dedicated to Sam Gorlab for his suggestion. enjoy.
"So, you wish to be a Mechanic?"
"Hell yea gurrrrrl."
"State your reason why. If deemed worthy I shall grant you such power."
"I WANNA K$ DEM PE-PO CAUSE IMMA M3CHAN1C."
"Hm… fair enough. Enjoy your highly-overpowered giant robot."
"KEWLZORZ"
A giant light (no one gives a crap about the color) surrounded the little boy and he advanced to the mighty Mechanic. (Gratz n00b.)
The little boy ( I don't feel like giving him a name, so let's just call him that) focused his power and summoned a robot, of which he immediately rode on and pressed every single button within arm length.
"Oh what's this one do? Oh what does this one do? Oh, how about this one?"
The robot started making weird noises.
"…I probably shouldn't have done that…"
A moment later, the robot was activated and positioned itself into an attack form.
"Alright! Awesomzor!"
Then the robot started singing Lady Gaga songs.
"OMGWTF."
Back in Henesys…
Derek the Dragon Knight was taking a comfy nap on Maya's bed (Maya never used it anyways) and was having an odd dream.
"Oh god! That feels so good! Just... oh no! Wait! You're…!"
Eric the Hero walked in a second later. "Dude, you should stop dreaming that you're in a zombie spa center. It's disturbing."
"Shut it." Derek woke up.
Suddenly, Derek perceived a voice coming from afar.
"A strange noise has attacked my senses."
"Dude, you ok?"
"I hear something… so odd…"
Let's play a love game, play a love game
You want boys or you want girls.
It's the freakin love game.
"Derek snap out of it!"
Derek snapped out of it.
Or did he…
"Oh, Eric! Let's play a love game!"
"What the hell?"
20 Awkward minutes later…
"DEREK, GET OFF ME!"
20 more awkward minutes later…
"So, you were saying that the strange noise you heard that controlled you came from the new town of Edelstein?"
Derek nodded his head and wagged his tail.
"This new force may be harmful… we must investigate this for the good of the Maplers! We have to be careful though… there have been rumors that Edelstein is littered with neurotic 'mages' that believe they can use staves as physical weapons and brain-damaged crossbowman riding hairy dogs. We leave for the trip tomarro- AND WTF HOW THE HELL DID YOU WAG YOUR TAIL?"
Will Derek and Eric ever find the strange noise? Can Eric find out why Derek has a tail? Will Scrubs ever be continued again (that was a freakin awesome show!)? and will the narrator stop asking these stupid questions that no one can possibly answer? Tune in next time for another episode of The Three Stooges!
Side note: For all of you mushroom fans out there, let me assure you that The Mushroom Bosses will be continued.