The Second chapter!

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Vaati and Dark Link

Vaati walked through the halls of his grand castle, eyes closed, holding himself above all others with his incredibly egotistical sense of pride. What a wonderful day to be Vaati. Wait, everyday was a wonderful day to be Vaati. Vaati smiled arrogantly. He walked down the halls until he reached his throne room. Surprisingly Dark Link wasn't in here. This is where he usually was sitting on Vaati's throne. What gives? It must be some kind of trick. Vaati looked around to make sure Dark wasn't hiding anywhere so that he could scare him. Vaati remembered the last time that had happened and shuddered. He ignored it and was thankful for the quiet. Vaati plopped down on his cushiony throne. Now to think of a plan to destroy Hyrule. Vaati rested his chin on his hand to better his thinking process. It must have been a slow day. He couldn't think of a single thing. He sighed and eventually gave up. He needed a day off anyway. That's right, a day off. Vaati sunk deeper into his throne in order to relax. Relaxation was short lived.

"!" someone yelled at the top of their lungs. One of Vaati's prized stained glass windows cracked. Vaati gasped. Then he clenched his teeth. The only person who could have done that was…

"HEY! VAATI! COME TO THE WINDOW!"

Dark Link. Vaati was losing his patience with the lazy motherfucker. Regardless, Vaati went over to the window and opened it. A cool wind blew in making the Wind Mage shudder. Lord of Wind, nothing! Vaati hated the cold! He backed away from the window shivering. Dark Link laughed form below.

"DUDE! LOOK AT THE SNOW!"

"Is that the only reason you called me?" Vaati struggled to keep his temper under control.

"I CAN'T HEAR YOU!" Dark yelled. "DID YOU SEE THE SNOW?"

"YES I SEE THE GOD DAMNED SNOW! IS THAT ALL YOU FUCKING WANTED!"

"No need to yell…" Dark crossed his arms. Vaati had to take deep breaths to calm himself down. That and call a minion in and kill it. Dark called again,

"Come out and play, Vaati!"

"Oh, hell no." The Wind Mage made a face. Dark jumped onto the wall, climbed up an ivory branch all the way to Vaati's balcony.

"Come on! It'll be fun." Dark smiled. Vaati crossed his arms.

"I hate the cold."

Dark snickered at the statement. Vaati raised a brow at the shadow.

"I'm sorry, but are you laughing at me?" Vaati asked. Dark nodded enthusiastically.

"Big, bad Wind Mage is scared of al little cold air, awww." He burst out laughing. Vaati strolled over to the balcny, placed his hand on Dark's forehead, and pushed him. Dark landed with a thud. He looked up to see Vaati close the window. Dark sneered. No one ignored him…or pushed him out of a window for that matter. Whether he liked it or not, Vaati was going to come out of that castle and get a mouthful of snow. Dark smiled a truly evil smile. All he needed was a well thought out plan. He cackled.

Inside, Vaati sipped on a cup of hot chocolate with miniature marshmallows. He smiled dreamily. The marshmallows made the drink really special, that and the whipped cream with a light sprinkle of cinnamon. Vaati took another sip. He put the cup down when he heard muffled sounds outside of his door. His smile dropped into a hard.

"God dammit Dark…" He muttered. He got up from his comfy throne, hot chocolate still in hand, and went to the door. He opened it. Three of his minions lay on the ground unconscious. Their breathing was basically just a bunch of loud snorts. Vaati walked over the guards into the middle of the hall. He dropped his ceramic drinking glass to the floor. The whole left side of his hallway was covered in blood, and there was a blood trail. Vaati didn't know whether to be shocked at the mess or be damn pissed off at Dark Link. Fuck it.

"DARK LINK! I AM GOING OT MURDER YOU!" He yelled loudly.

Dark stuck his hand into a bowl he had filled with blood and splattered it onto the golden wall. He shuddered. Whoa, that's some killer intent, he thought. No matter, it would be him who laughed last. He continued the trail.

Vaati followed the trail, killing any minion who may have crossed his path. His steps started to actually make dents in the floor. His light purple face was bright red with a burning hate for Dark Link. His hand was constantly covered in fire. When he found Dark Link, first he was going to punch him right in the face, then he was going to break his spine, rip his organs to shreds, and burn him into a crisp. This was the last straw! Vaati couldn't take him and his shenanigans any longer! He came to the last of the blood trail. Vaati paused. His anger faded away quickly. In front of him was the front door, the door that would lead him outside into the bitter, freezing cold of winter. Be brave Vaati. Winter ain't got nothing on you. He took a deep breath. He opened the door. The wind rushed at him immediately. Vaati shivered; however, he walked outside. His feet crunched in the snow and froze his toes. Vaati didn't know how much more of this he could take, and he had only taken about three steps.

"Dark Link, you better come out before I get really mad." He threatened. Dark Link came out from around the corner with his hands up.

"Alright, I give." He said. Vaati walked towards him, fist ready. Dark waited with a blank face. Vaati stood across from him in the perfect hitting distance.

"You had this coming ever since you started bumming at my place." Vaati informed him. He surrounded his fist with lightning and prepared to hit. A grin broke out over Dark's face. Vaati froze.

"NOW!" He yelled. Vaati looked up. Several of Dark's clones opened one of the stained glass windows. They pushed over a huge, black cauldron filled with snow onto Vaati while others popped out from the snow throwing snowballs at him. In a matter of seconds, Vaati was covered with the cold stuff. Dark tilted his head waiting. Vaati's head popped out of the mass. He was shivering horribly. He glared at Dark who only smiled. Two of Vaati's minions ran out of the building and helped their master out of the snow pile, a bit fearful for their lives, but Vaati didn't get mad. He was going to yell, but only a sneeze came out. He blinked. What the hell? He sneezed again and he sniffed. Dark started laughing all over again.

"Look! He caught a cold!" he bent over in laughter. Vaati's red eyes blazed as best they could in his sick condition.

"I-I'll k-k-k-kill y-y-you…ACHOO!" Vaati leaned his head back with a groan. The minions took him inside. Dark called his clones back. He stuck his tongue out and caught a snowflake. The shadow smiled evilly. Victory was sweet.