Somewhere out in the woods outside of town.
REGINA: (smiles, leans close) I love you, Emma.
EMMA: (captures lips in a kiss) I love you, Regina. (another kiss)
HENRY: (from a short distance). Yeah, everyone loves everyone. The walls of this two-room tent are literally paper thin…
AUDREY and SOPHIE SWAN-MILLS are giggling at Henry.
AUDREY: It's technically a three-room tent with the magic bathroom Mommy put in.
EMMA: (chuckles cuddling her wife tighter) Yes, because Mommy is spoiled and needs a toilet while camping in the woods now.
REGINA: (scoffs into Emma's neck). Not like you haven't been to the Enchanted Forest before.
HENRY: Anything beats pooping into holes in the ground.
EMMA: Ok, no more poop talk. Everyone go to sleep. (Feels Regina's hand slip under her night shirt and she gasps and whispers) My Queen, your hands are cold!
HENRY: We can still hear you!
REGINA: Sorry dear, I'll put up a silencing spell.
HENRY: (pause, groans into his pillow) Knowing that doesn't help, thanks. You two are a couple of horny toads.
The five year old twins stop their giggling and frown at Henry.
AUDREY: The moms aren't toads, Henry, and they don't have horns.
SOPHIE: If the moms are horny toads can I be a horny toad too?
REGINA: No one's a toad go to sleep.
SOPHIE: Mommy, I love you.
REGINA: (smiles) I love you too, Sweetheart.
EMMA, REGINA and THE TWINS exchange "I love yous" while Henry groans.
SOPHIE: Oh Henry, don't be such a grumpy butt!
AUDREY: He wouldn't be if Paige was here. (bats her eyelashes). Oh Paige, I love you.
SOPHIE: (makes loud kissing noises)
HENRY: That's it! (rears up and tickles both girls to loud unrestrained laughter)
EMMA: (shaking her head with REGINA holding back their laughter) Okay, settle down and go to sleep.
HENRY: (pause, everyone has quieted down) Um, don't forget the spell. (Both his little sisters curl up against either side of him)
REGINA: (chuckles) Yes, dear.
SOPHIE: Mommy?
REGINA: Yes, Soph?
SOPHIE: When we go in the magic bathroom… Where does the poop go?
Somewhere in Storybrooke.
MARY MARGARET: Neal! David! Which one of you keeps forgetting to flush the toilet?!