A/N: Oh hey look, another chapter…after I specifically said that this story was not my top priority. Well, like I had said in an A/N in my first story, I'm a hypocrite…sometimes. To be honest, though, I got a bit of inspiration to write another chapter for this story.

I portrayed Chuck Norris to the best of my abilities...I'm new to writing, give me a break.

So, without further ado, HERE COMES CHUCK NORRIS!

Chapter 1: Chuck Norris vs. The Creatures of Grimm

(Emerald Forest)

A crater had formed in the Emerald Forest. In this crater was a man who needed no introduction. The man was…rather fit. He had muscles that would make women swoon over him. He was currently wearing a white shirt and black jeans that were specifically made just for him. He also had a black hat, fighter gloves and combat boots. The man also sported a magnificent beard…that may or may not have something special hidden within.

This man's name is Chuck Norris.

Chuck got up and stepped out of the crater, taking a look around as he did. He found that he was in the middle of a forest, the leaves of the trees being a deep emerald color. He did not recognize this area, nor was he sure where he ended up. He figured he might be on another world, considering how he was sucked into a black hole…and how Earth had pretty much been split in half. The last thing he remembered was how his roundhouse kick met Segata's fist….

Segata…

He remembered that he and Segata were in a fight to the death to see who the better legend was. Looking around, he noticed that the Japanese legend was nowhere in sight. Perhaps Segata had wound up in another area…or another world. Chuck hoped it was the former though. It would be better if he and Segata stuck together in this strange new world…well, it was less that and more that he and Segata had a fight to finish.

A twig snapping was heard and Chuck whirled around to see a large bipedal wolf that had bone protrusions sticking out of its arms, as well as a skull-like mask.

This was a Beowolf.

Something like this would freak out anyone who did not know what this creature was.

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Then again, Chuck Norris isn't just anyone. While he never saw a creature like this before and did not know what it was, he was not intimidated by it. In fact, he looked rather nonchalant as the Beowolf growled menacingly at him. It slowly made its way towards him with evil intentions.

"You come at me, and I'll hit you with so many rights, you're gonna beg for a left," Chuck proclaimed to the creature. It did not register his words and lunged at him, claws outstretched.

If only the Beowolf had heeded his words.

Chuck ran towards the Beowolf and shoulder-tackled it in midair, knocking it to the ground. He quickly got on top of the creature and delivered a hard right to the creature's head. A crack had formed on the skull of the Beowolf. It howled in pain, but Chuck Norris wasn't done yet. As he had warned the Beowolf, he delivered a flurry of right punches that continually cracked at the skull.

After four right punches, the Beowolf began to whine in a begging tone. If it could talk, it would be saying that it wished for a left punch. Chuck Norris happily obliged, delivering a left punch that basically made the Beowolf's head explode.

Satisfied, Chuck Norris stepped away from the corpse. As he did, he noticed that the body was slowly disintegrating. He was not shocked or stuck with wonder at this phenomenon, for he was trained to be ready for anything. He did raise an eyebrow, but otherwise said nothing and walked away.

Growling from the surrounding forest made him stop.

More creatures of Grimm appeared from the trees. Beowolves, Ursai, a Boarbatusk, even a King Taijitu. Again, Chuck was neither intimidated nor surprised at the other creatures present (he raised an eyebrow at the two headed snake, but nothing more). Not wishing to waste any more time on these creatures of darkness, Chuck whipped out his trusty machinegun. Not giving the beasts any time to attack, he fired his machinegun at them. Blood sprouted from the bullet wounds the Beowolves and Ursai had received…and were continuing to receive. By the time Chuck stopped shooting, all the Beowolve's and Ursai had been killed, left in a bloody mess that was slowly disintegrating.

The King Taijutu slithered around the trees and attempted to attack Chuck from behind. He saw this coming, however, and dodged to the side. He aimed his gun and unloaded several tens of bullets into the eye of the black half and did not stop until the bullets came out the other eye. The black half of the King Taijitu fell dead. The white half attempted to avenge its fallen half, only to be met with a hail of bullets that tore through its head, ending its existence.

All that was left was the Boarbatusk. Not at all put off at the carnage Chuck created, it began spinning on it spine much like a certain blue hedgehog. Realizing what it was about to do, Chuck put away his machinegun and stood at the ready. The Boarbatusk did a spin charge, its target being Chuck Norris.

It had no chance however.

Hands at the ready, Chuck brought them down and stopped the charging Grimm in its tracks. The Boarbatusk struggled against Chuck, but he had a firm grip. Lifting it up, Chuck threw the Boarbatusk, still in its ball form, into the air and roundhouse kicked it with authority like a soccer ball towards a rock. The creature smashed through it with the force of a speeding train and landed on the ground, severely injured. It growled in pain, but Chuck had already ran up to it and kicked it on its back. Pulling out his machinegun, he unloaded a barrage of bullets into the Boarbatusk's unarmored belly, killing it.

Chuck Norris scanned the surrounding area and found no other creatures lurking about. He put away his machine gun and began to walk away when another roar was heard. He turned around to see a large, armor plated scorpion with a gold-colored stinger (a Death Stalker) heading towards him, its pincers snapping menacingly at him. Chuck's eye twitched in annoyance at the multitude of creatures that continually popped out to attack him.

These things never learn, huh?

The Death Stalker sung it stinger at Chuck, intending to pierce the legend. However, Chuck simply stepped his left and caught the stinger with both hands. Grappling its tail, he gave a hard tug and flipped the creature onto its back. Still grappling the tail, Chuck used his immense strength to pull the creature into a spin. Chuck continued to spin around, ignoring the creatures roars of protest, until finally letting go. The creature was sent flying into the sky in a random direction, presumably never to be seen again.

Chuck glanced around and saw no other creatures in sight. "Heh, had enough, huh?"

A slight movement caught his eye. Focusing on it, he found that it was a camera or sorts. Seeing this, he realized that someone was watching. Chuck walked up to the camera and waved his hand.

(Ozpin's Office)

When Glynda had informed him that one of the camera feeds in the forest had captured footage of what appeared to be something crashing into the ground like a shooting star, Ozpin got curious. He pulled up the camera feeds on his scroll for him and Glynda to see.

They were shocked (only Glynda showed it) to see that the shooting star happened to be a man, a fit one at that. Not only that, but he was still alive, which is not possible. Hell, the man should've burned up in the atmosphere!

The shock did not end there. More came when they witnessed the man beat a Beowolf with a number of right hooks before ending it with a left. What followed…well, you get the picture.

Needless to say, both were stunned (this time it showed on Ozpin's face) at the power and strength this man had. It was simply astonishing! They were brought out of there reverie when the man waved a hand at the camera.

"Glynda?"

"Yes, professor?"

"Please have team RWBY report to my office immediately."

A/N: Well, there you go. Hope I didn't disappoint. If I did...eh, I'll probably rewrite it if necessary.

Anyway, Team RWBY's gonna meet Chuck Norris. How will he fair against them?

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No wait, let me rephrase that. How will they fair against him?

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Yeah, you can see where this is going…actually I'm on the fence about that. Should it be Chuck Norris vs. Team RWBY (a fight/meet and greet) or Chuck Norris meets Team RWBY (a simple meet and greet)? I'll let you guys decide. The final decision will be revealed…in the NEXT next chapter, because the next chapter will focus on Segata Sanshiro.

What's that? You want a hint at what the next chapter entails. Well, let's just say that Segata Sanshiro winds up in the vicinity of a certain club.

Well, that's all for now.

LATERS!