Welcome back! I'm your current hostess, DreamerRedStreak, Lone Authoress's [Jessica] and Divine Doodlia's [Alexis] Best friend on Fanfiction.
Jessica: Don't we know that already?!
Sprx: I think we do.
Jessica: I'm bored.
Alexis: You're always bored.
Jessica: ...
Jessica: I'm to lazy to reply to that.
Olivia: You just replied.
Jessica: Did I? Lemme check.
Jessica: Naah...to lazy.
Okaaay! #AskJessica: Why do you hate Pink so much?
Jessica: Here's a question! WHY ARE YOU ASKING LAME QUESTIONS?
Nova: Just reply already!
Jessica: FINE! I hate pink because it's a girly color.
Tara: But you're a gi-
Jessica: Tomboy
Viola: No she means to say you're-
Jessica: Tomboy
Alexis: Jess-
Jessica: T-O-M-B-O-Y
Okay okay. Now, #AskSprx. Oooh I like this one. 'Do you fancy Jessica a bit?'
*Everyone stares at Sprx,except Jessica,who's painting her nails blue and blue*
Nova: *eye twiches* An-swer Sp-ar-kay.
Sprx: *blushes* Umm...sorta.
Alexis: WHAT?! YOU GET THROUGH ME TO TOUCH HER,BOY!
Sprx: I FANCY HER ONLY BECAUSE SHE PULLS AWESOME PRANKS! DON'T KILL ME!
Jessica: What's goin' on?
#AskAlexis: HAVE YOU MADE UP YOUR MIND ON WEATHER YOU LIKE ANDREW OR NOT?!
Alexis: Jessica I know that's you who asked this question. You've spelt 'whether' wrong.
Jessica: Sugar Honey Iced Tea.
#AskAlexis: Are you lesbian with Jessica?
Alexis: *sweats* JESSICA LOOK A BLUE MUFFIN!
Jessica: I'M ON IT! *Runs like a dog*
Alexis: NONONONONONONONONONO OBVI NO! SHE'S MY BFF SO IT'S NATURAL FOR US TO HUG! IF I ANSWER THAT QUESTION WHEN SHE'S HERE SHE'LL TELL ANDREW!
Olivia:So...you like Andrew?
#AskJessica: What if there was no blue?
Everyone: DELETE IT!
Alexis: BURN THE QUESTION BEFORE-
Jessica: I'm back! now lemme read the question...
Alexis: DREAMER!
Jessica: What if there was no- *GASP*
Alexis: Jess..it's..I..um...
Jessica: *sinks to knees* No...no...
Nova: Uhh...
Jessica: *sobs uncontrollably*
Everyone: *backs away slowly"
Jessica: *dies*
Okay...that was weird. Here's a question from a reviewer,TheGirlInShadows:
Wow.#AskAlexis:Do you like Cotton Candy or Popcorn better?
Alexis:DUDE! DO YOU REALIZE WHAT AN IMPORTANT MATTER YOU'RE ASKING?!
TheGirlInShadows:*Sweatdrop*
Alexis:Nevertheless,I shall answer.
Antauri:COTTON CANDA-A-A-Y!
Gibson:POPCORN!
Both of them:ALEXIS!
Alexis:Gods,don't be savages and eat me!
*Soon audiences supporting cotton candy fight against those supporting popcorn*
Alexis:Although I like popcorn flavoured cotton candy...
Jessica: That's a DAM problem..
Percy Jackson fans: HHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA