Chapter 2: My Way or the High Way
"Harry, Hermione, your late. There's no reason for that. 10 points from Griffindor." said Snape viciously.
"But Sir, We-" said Hermione, but Snape cut her off.
"No excuses. Another 10 points from Griffindor" hissed Snape. All of the Griffindor students in classroom moaned. A couple Slytherins snickered.
"Take these two seats up in the front. That way, I'll know you will cause the trouble this time." said Snape. Harry and Hermione quickly took their seats before Snape complained about something else that would take even more points from Griffindor.
"Now class" started Snape. "Today we will be starting with DNA tests. This is the easiest lesson, and if you fail, then you will be a disgrace to all of Hogwarts"
"Excuse me, Sir?" said Neville Longbottom. "But I heard sometimes DNA testing can be dangerous, so shouldn't we-" Snape cut Neville off.
"Did I give you permission to speak?" shouted Snape.
"No Sir, but a-" Snape cut Neville off again.
"Filthy squib" muttered Snape under his breath
"Another ten points from Griffindor!" Snape nearly screamed. "Griffindor really likes to get attention, now don't you?" said Snape in his evil tone.
All the Griffindors shook their heads.
"Okay, now, each of you students will get a sample of your spit, or a piece of hair then save it in these plastic bags", Snape held up plastic bags. "Now I will call you by your names in alphabetical order, and you will come and collect your bags." Snape continued.
"Abedlery, Jacob"
"Brown, Lavender"
"Finnigan, Seamus"
"Granger, Hermione"
"Lonbottom, Neville"
"Malfoy, Draco"
"Patil, Parvati"
"Potter, Harry" Snape hissed.
"Weasly, Ron". Snape kept going until the last name(Zingleberry, Kyle).
"Next. You will get with partners. From an opposite house that your in." Snape said.
"I think It's best if I pick." Said Snape.
"First, Harry Potter and Draco Malfoy. Then Ron Weasly and Crabbe. Then Hermione Granger and Cho Chang. And Neville Longbottom with... " Snape pondered the room.
"Ah, yes, Neville with Goyle" Said Snape with a vicious smile on his face. Neville looked like he was about to be sick. "But sir, I don't think that's the best combon-" Snape cut Neville off.
"Ah, you don't think it's a nice combination, do you, Longbottom? Well, this is the third time today that you have interrupted my class. I have no choice Longbottom, but to put you in detention and take 20 points from Griffindor. "
Malfoy started getting hysterical, and fell out of his seat.
"Oh, you think it's funny Malfoy? well, since it's so hilarious, to make the day more funnier, I shall take 20 points away from Syltherin as well!" Said Snape.
"Bloody hell, Malfoy!" Said Crabbe.
"Oh, shut up you fat tub of lard!" replied Malfoy. Crabbe looked down at his feet, ashamed that he just said something mean to his "leader" of his posse. "Get started, Now!" yelled Snape. Malfoy walked quickly over to Harry's desk. "Wipe that bloody smirk of your face, Potter! I can't wait to tell my father, what a dirty blooded half-blood I was paired up with today!" hissed Malfoy. Harry just stared, and then said: "Do whatever you want Malfoy. I'm never going to get out of your life!" smirked Harry. While Harry said that he ripped out a piece of Malfoy's white-blond hair. "Don't touch me! Scarface!" Yelled Malfoy as he ripped out 4 pieces of Harry's hair. 'OW!' thought Harry.
"Whatever Malfoy, let's just get to work" said Harry. "How are we going to do your DNA, Potter?! Your parents are dead!" Hissed Malfoy.
"Professor Dumbledore says he has some DNA from my parents from when they came to Hogwarts " said Harry in a Matter-of-Factedly voice.
"Foolish man that Dumbledore is. What kind of freak like him would save a a piece of DNA from when Lily and James Potter came here?" said Malfoy.
"I know. That great man named Dumbledore would! Face it Malfoy. You wouldn't even be here at Hogwarts if it wasn't for Professor Dumbledore!" confidently added Harry.
"Class!" yelled Snape. " Each teacher at Hogwarts have taken a single piece of their hair, and put it in with one of these bags. The bags are labeled with the teachers name. Please come up here slowly and gather a bag. You will take the DNA machine and see the difference between your teachers hair, and your own."Snape said.
Soon all of the students ran up to grab a teachers bag. Malfoy was up first to grab a teacher's bag. "doesn't seem like I need my parents DNA anymore, Malfoy!" said Harry.
"Very funny!" said Malfoy viciously. Harry finally walked up to the hair samples, just to find that they were all gone! Harry really didn't want to go ask Professor Snape for one, but he had to unless he wanted Snape to make a fool out of Harry in front of the whole school. "Excuse me, Professor Snape, sir?", asked Harry timidly.
"What, Potter?" spat Snape.
"Er, I went over to the table where all of the teachers hair samples were, and there, well t-there all g-gone." said Harry shyly.
"Can't be!" shouted Snape. Everybody looked his way. "Never-mind me class, keep working!" said Snape loudly. "Well since you were too slow, Potter, I will have to give you one of my hair samples." Said Snape rudely. "Thank you, sir." said Harry in a relieved tone. Snape just stared at Harry, then ripped out a piece of hair off of his greasy,shaggy,long,ugly,dandruff-full head. "Be careful with this one Potter. I'm not going to give you another one." said Snape. Harry walked back to his desk, holding Snapes hair carefully. "Malfoy, what lucky teacher's hair did you get?" said Harry mockingly. "Professor Sprout's" whispered Malfoy. Harry laughed, and Malfoy just glowered at him. "If you think it's so funny, what teacher's hair did you get?" said Malfoy. Harry suddenly stopped laughing. "Professor Snape's" Harry whispered back. Malfoy laughed for the whole classroom to hear. "Like yours is any better!" smirked Malfoy. Harry took a piece of his hair, and set it down on one of the DNA slots. Then he Set Professor Snape's hair down on the separate slot. Harry then looked down at the slots. Then Harry Gasped. 'This can't be true!' thought Harry. There was NO way!