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x okay, so that's a way better response than I thought I would receive when I started this so thanks to; The Guy in the Background, Fic Fan 421and Pirony for reviewing and shadow zombie for adding It's a Technician Thing to her Favourites. These made me really happy.

To Fic Fan 421: Thank you for recommending this, I'll definitely watch the clips and watch their interaction. That's very considerate of you for thinking that far.

x so I was thinking this is pretty easy to write, low maintenance, minimal editing story, very little plot, I might update frequently. If the passion doesn't disappear within a week.

x warning; characters act like major OOC, might want to get used to that since Tails' personality is already so different as it is.

x most of these one shots aren't in chronological order.

It's a Technician Thing

Running Jokes

Blink. Blink. One second he had been tending to a customer and suddenly he felt uncomfortable, like someone had been staring at his back. Sure enough, there she was, leaning against the doorway with her feathers flowing behind her, freshly wind blown from the way here.

Tails scrubbed his fringe away from his eyes and looked up to the older canine Mobian nodding and gently murmuring, "Your gear will be done by Wednesday."

The canine brushed shoulders with Wave before she strolled in like she owned the place, raising a brow Tails pulled of his goggles and leant against his bench, "Did'ja want something?"

"I'm sorry, I wasn't aware I needed an invitation to visit a mechanic shop," she replied, ripping of her sun glasses and walking a little closer to the bench.

"Customers often have a reason, and you never let me touch your boards, remember?" he replied, eyes narrowing. He'd been young and naïve then, but he'd still been hurt by her abject refusal the last time they had entered a grand prix.

"I need entertainment; Jet's racing Sonic and Storm's… being Storm. I have no friends in this region."

"And you come to the enemy?" he scoffed lightly, smiling a bit, "How romantic."

"I wanted to see what a local mechanic does in his spare time, surely there's something you do when you're not tagging along behind Sonic and Knuckles and fixing things?"

"Ugh…" there were honestly many things he did in his spare time when Eggman wasn't bothering them, but none were coming to mind right now. Wave might have been a rival, but she wasn't the enemy, and he honestly respected her skills. If only she had been a little bit nicer when they were younger, maybe then he wouldn't harbour such contemptuous feelings for the violet avian.

"Wow, that sounds thrilling really," she turned around and for a moment Tails felt regret, "Maybe I should have gone somewhere else."

"Um… I have C.O.D." he shrugged.

"That'll do."

x

It was 2:00am and Tails hadn't said a word since they'd started playing hours ago. He had a bad feeling he was giving off the impression that he didn't want her here. She'd tried to make conversation too, about how they didn't have many games on their ark and no one wanted to play with her unless the other two were absolutely shit-faced. He'd replied with affirmative grunts that sounded disinterested.

She'd left a little while ago and returned with a cup of coffee for each of them.

"So I heard some gossip…"

Another grunt, he raised his hand from the controller to rub at his eyes.

"As to why you don't eat chocolate."

"If you heard anything from Cream, it's a lie. She looks all innocent and stuff… but the crap that Amy teaches her… God," he moaned.

"Sonic was speaking about why you don't eat milk chocolate."

The fox's eyes narrowed as he drank the contents, "I don't turn into some uncontrollable sex fiend."

"No, but apparently, you do turn into a massive potty mouth."

"Well you're never going to find out."

She grinned, smirking as she turned back to the screen.

"FUCK!"

The typical shoot the zombie game and Tails had become a raging maniac, he was an absolute mess of 'Oh God, oh God, oh God, rebuild the barriers! Quick!' and 'Hurry up, it's one knife one kill! Get the nuke! Use the bloody nuke, Wave!' and let's not forget the, 'God damn dogs, acting like fuckin' whores! I need the AK47 before the-fuck!'

She found herself laughing and staring at the fox in shock, this was absolutely nothing like he acted on the track. He was constantly pushing her and swearing and making comments about her mother. Frankly she was too surprised to care.

x

Sonic wandered into the garage at around 7 the next morning, to be barreled down to the floor and assaulted with wide blue eyes, "Sonic! You blue dishrag! Do you know how incredibly horny I am right now?"

The blue hedgehog pushed Tails off and sat up, watching as the kitsune bounced around the room, "Where the fuck did you get chocolate at this hour?"

Wave rolled her neck and got out of the games room, watching Sonic being barreled down again.

"What the fuck are you doing here? This," Sonic hissed, "is all your fault."

Wave laughed, "Oh entirely."

"Sonic! I'm about to reverse the gravital polarity of the toaster!" Tails yelled before the obstructive instrument abruptly slammed into Sonic's head, knocking the Blue Blur unconscious.

"Shit." Wave looked around, estimating how long it would take to reach the door, "Maybe I shouldn't have put the chocolate in his coffee."

"Hey Wave! I just figured out what a PENIS is for!"

x

Tails came to seven hours later to come into contact with a highly amused swallow.

"You found an interesting new use for spaghetti last night!" she laughed maniacally.

The fox groaned and his head slammed against his desk once more.

xxdomino; I hate ice breakers. I laugh at you looking for a quality story. This drabble series is filled to the brim with absolute crap.