(2 days later, Nova's POV)
A round of face palms went around the room as Matt ran about the room. Oh, and he was on fire. And yet I still had a smile plastered on my face. But then again, it was hilarious watching him run around on fire. And I bet, when JARVIS manages to put the fire out, he'll be more naked than a sphinx! Hehehehehehe!*snort snort*
I felt a tap on my shoulder. And when I turned around, Loki shoved a video recorder in my face. "How do you-" he stop and frowned. Obviously trying to find out what to say.
So, I'm sure you know by now that I have supernatural powers, right? Good. That also means I can read minds. Sadly. "Upload the video onto YouTube?" I finished. Loki nodded. "Oh, too bad." I replied with a smirk. Let's face it folks. Loki isn't as epic as you think. (A\N *Gasp* O_O with a hint of :( )
Especially after pulling that prank on me. (A\N Oh...) I'm so not going into detail.
And back to Matt-Is-On-Fire issue. Katie was struggling to keep a straight face as she held her palms out in front of her. "KATIE!" Fury yelled. "KATIE VALENTINE!" K (yes, I mean K) ignored him and started giggling as she held her palms out. "HEY!" Fury yelled again. "FIREGIRL!"
"Huh?" Katie stopped giggling and looked at the Director. "Whaaaat? You keep ruining my fuuuuuuun." She said as she slung her arms around and rolled her eyes. Another round of face palming.
"Um, why is Marvel naked?" Shadow-
(Trainee files
Name: Shadow
Occupation: Avenger-in-training
Current home: Stark Tower, NYC
Former home: Unknown
Age: 18
Appearance: Black hair, brown eyes, pale skin. Wears black armor, black mask- like Force Unleashed or something whenever you use cheats to unlock costumes.
Height: 6'0.
Talent: Hunting.
Likes: He is rarely seen, even when he is in same room, so Shadow's likes are not known.
Dislikes: A lot...)
-asked sounding disgusted and annoyed. That's Shady Shadow for ya! "Oh, just the Newbie." I replied nonchalantly. Like I see people set on fire every day.
"How do you like it now, Marvel?!" Tony yelled between laughter. I was about to join in the yelling at Matt thing, but Director Fury pulled me aside. "Nova," he said. "Is there any way you can get Katie under control?" I gave Fury a "Duh" look.
"Well, go take care of it."
"Derp." I retorted. I marched to where K Valentine was maniacally laughing and tapped her shoulder. "C'mon, Nova. Join me in torturing Matt!" Katie insisted. I shook my head. "Sorry, K. Fury just sent me over to do this." I placed a hand on her shoulder and used my more-epic-than-Loki powers.
Valentine passed out on the floor. "I could've done that." Loki said with a frown.
"Yes, but we don't trust you." Fury barked.
"That… Is so true." Loki muttered. I never thought I'd see the day Loki would agree with Fury. Or anyone else for that matter! Fury just shook his head and turned to the Avengers. The actual Avengers, not the trainees. Sadly.
"Meeting in four." Then One-Eye- I mean, Director Fury, stormed off with his trendy, gothic black coat flowing behind him like a wedding gown train.
(5 minutes later)
"What do you think they're talking about?" Kat asked. "I wonder about that too." Katie- she regained consciousness after 2 minutes- remarked.
"Well, how about we go and find out?" Shadow asked.
"And how do we do that?" I questioned.
"Air ducts."
(A\N Yes, this is very short- 620 words-, but who cares? I have, like, 40 other stories to write anyways. Reviews are welcome. Flames are not.)