(Nyan Cat)

(Let's pretend that the characters of kuroshitsuji were blessed with electricity/internet/laptops, shall we. n_n)

Ciel was going to go insane.

But not from the kidnapping attempts, or his missions from the queen, or illness or from anything between all that and his self proclaimed mission of revenge. Nope. It was because of his number one butler, and demon, Sebastian. Why is that, when it was his job to protect his master? , might you ask… it was all because of one, small, thing.

Recently, Sebastian had discovered the 'wonders' of Nyan cat.

So now, all he ever did was play that bloody thing, over and over again.

After having put up with it for over 6hours, Ciel decided to end it.

So he stormed into Sebastian's room and grabbed hold of the laptop on which Sebastian was watching it on, and threw it on the ground, smashing it, before stomping on it so his butler couldn't fix it.

Ignoring the demons horrified face; he walked back out of the room, smirking at his victory.

However Sebastian was not pleased, and decided that a plan of his own revenge would be necessary.

~ The next morning~

Sebastian smiling to him self as he walked towards his masters' room, much earlier than he normally would, holding items of clothing in his hand. He could hardly suppress the laughter that wanted to escape at what he was planning.

Without knocking, he slipped inside Ciel's room, and went to wake him up.

A pair of sleepy eyes looked at him. "S-Sebastian? What are you doing? It's too early."

"Forgive me my lord, but I need to dress you immediately for something important, and it would be best for me to do so whilst you're tired and can't fight me"

Before Ciel could answer, he suddenly found himself outside in the garden dressed in his normal blue outfit; however there were new…accessories added to it as well.

A headband with cat ears on it, a tail attached to his belt and… a rainbow scarf?

"Sebastian what is the meaning of this? And why are we outside?!" Ciel shouted in both anger and embarrassment.

"You see Bochan, while I do not mind the work load you give me, or the occasional hits you deliver, or the constant effort of saving you when kidnapped, but what I do mind, is when you have not only forbidden me to keep a real cat, but then go and destroy the only other cat I love. So this is mealy punishment."

"What?!"

Suddenly Sebastian let out a loud whistle, before pulling out a brand new laptop, from seemingly no where.

The ground started shaking as Pluto began to run towards them, in his huge dog, having heard his self proclaimed master call him. Then, he stopped, and stared at Ciel. Once taken in his cat features, he began to charge.

Ciel seeing the huge dog heading for him, ran as fast as he could, shouting for his butler to help him.

Sebastian pressed play on the laptop and on came Nyan cat. His eyes glowing in amusment as he poorly attempted to not laugh, as he watched 'kitty' Ciel run all over. His rainbow scarf, trailing behind him….

"Sebastian help meeeeeee!"

"Say' Nyan' Bochan!"