A/N:
I' am so sorry that this chapter took so long for me to update! I was going to start writing this on the 19th of August (Which was almost a week ago!) but I was too lazy to write anything. Sorry I kept you guys (and girls) waiting so long! Please forgive me? Puppy dog face
Anyway, with the apologies of my tardiness aside, I would just like to thank everyone who reviewed and read this FAQ so far. I have received another 4 more reviews from last week. (I have a total of 6 altogether) Thank you for all the wonderful questions. Most will be answered in this chapter, not all will, though.
This week's Interview is with The Chipmunks and Myself!
BTW: This chapter is much longer than last week's chapter.
Enjoy! :D
Sorry for bad grammar and spelling!
Alvin And The Chipmunks 2: The Chipettes
Interview With Alvin And The Chipmunks
Time: 9:30a.m
Place: On Set of the "Alvin And The Chipmunks 2: The Chipettes" movie.
Interviewer: Myself (AKA "mpkio2" on ) and The Chipmunks
Interviewies: Alvin Seville, Simon Seville, Theodore Seville and Myself (Mpkio2)
Interview with "The Chipmunks" And "Mpkio2":
Mpkio2 (Sitting on one of those Hollywood set chairs): Hello everyone! I'm Mpkio2 and I am here with the famous "Alvin And The Chipmunks". We are on set of 20th Century Fox, for their sequel to their surprise movie hit "Alvin And The Chipmunks"...
Alvin (Sitting in front of me on the same type of Hollywood set chairs I'm sitting on): Yeah, yeah, yeah...they already know all that; can you just go with it already?
Mpkio2: Alright, alright; I'm just giving the audience some information.
Alvin: Yeah, some BORING information that the audience already knows about!
Simon (Sitting next to Alvin in the same chair): Alvin, just let Mpkio2 do his job.
Alvin: Fine, then. (Pouts and crosses his arms) (Mumbling So no-one can hear him) I bet I can do his job alot better than he can.
Mpkio2: What was that, Alvin?
Alvin (Looks at me, innocently): Oh...nothing, really.
Mpkio2: No, I heard you, Alvin. You think you can do a better job than I can, do you? (Getting, surprisingly, angry...wait, this is "Alvin" we're talking about, so it's not so "surprising"
Alvin: Duh! (Standing up on the chair)
Simon (Grabs hold of Alvin and pulls him down onto the chair): He didn't mean that!
Alvin (Trying to stand up): Yes, I did!
Theodore (Sitting next to Simon on the seat): Simon, is Alvin going to get into trouble?
Simon: (Groans) His always in trouble.
Mpkio2: OK then, Mighty Chipmunk. If you think you can do a better job than me at interviewing, I'll let you interview me at the end of this interview. OK? (I stretch out my index finger so Alvin can shake it)
Alvin: (Standing up to shake my index finger) You're on!
Mpkio2: OK, But let's make this a little more interesting...
Alvin: What do you have in mind? (Looks at me suspiciously)
Mpkio2: A Competition; a interviewing completion. I get to interview you and you get to interview me. And Simon and Theodore can be the judges, if you want to? (Looks at Simon and Theodore)
Simon: (Rubbing his chin in thought) Well, I do like to Alvin humiliate himself a lot...OK, I'll be a judge.
Mpkio2: Great, thank you Simon. Theodore? (Looks at Theodore)
Theodore: (Looks timidly back up at me) Err...I don't know...
Alvin: Com on, Theodore! I need you so I can show this...this..."trashy" author how to "properly" interview someone.
Theodore: I...err...I... (Timidly)
Simon: (Pats Theodore on the back) Theodore, you don't have to do it if you don't want to; don't listen to Alvin. But, it could be fun if you do join in.
Theodore: I'm still not sure...
Alvin: Did I forget to mention that the judge can eat 100lb's in muffins?
Theodore: (Eyes go wide with excitement) They do? Well, why didn't you say so? I'm in! (Squeaks happily)
Mpkio2: (I bend over to whisper to Alvin): We don't have 100lb's in muffins!
Alvin: Well, find some! Cause if you don't, I'm not going to take part in this competition.
Mpkio2: OK, fine then! (Leaves the chipmunk on the seat to find 100lb's in muffins)
Alvin: (Shouts) Oh, could you get me a bowl of nuts, while you're getting those muffins?
Mpkio2: (Shouts) No!!
Alvin: (Acting shocked) Why I never!
15 Minutes later
Time: 9:50a.m
Mpkio2 (Sitting back on the Hollywood style chair, opposite The Chipmunks): So, do you agree, Alvin?
Alvin: (Determined) Yeah! Bring it on!
Mpkio2: So, if you win, you get to trash talk me at the end of all my chapters on my story "Alvin And The Chipmunks 2: The Chipettes" And if I win, I get to write embarrassing stuff you get to do at the end of every chapter.
Alvin: Yeah, yeah, yeah...I understand.
Mpkio2: Simon, Theodore; you guys understand? 9Looks at Simon and Theodore)
Simon: Yes, I do.
Theodore: So'th Do'th I'th! (A big basket of muffins on a table next to him. His checks is full with muffin)
Alvin, Simon and Mpkio2: What?
Theodore: (Swallows hard) I said "So do I"
Mpkio2: OK, great. I'll be the interviewer first; I'll ask you guys some question sent in from some of the fans. After I go through interviewing you guys, Alvin gets to interview me and then both of you (I inclined my head towards Simon and Theodore) have to judge, OK?
Alvin, Simon and Theodore: (In union) Yes! (Theodore sounded more like "Ye'th" on the count he was gobbling down muffins)
Mpkio2: OK, so after last week's little interview with The Chipmunks, I told all of you (Talking to the readers) to please send in your questions if you wanted me to continue...
Alvin: And if you wanted me to trash talk this no good writer.
Mpkio2: As I was saying, you all sure do have a lot of questions to be answered! I guess thanks are in order to all your readers out there.
Alvin: Yes, I can finally trash talk you; they actually want me to trash talk you!
Mpkio2: (Angry) That does it! If you can't be quiet while I'm interviewing you, I'll talk while you're interviewing me!
Alvin: Yeah, right.
Mpkio2: Anyway, I've got quite a few questions for you guys so, let's get started. (Shufferling through some letters) These questions is from an anon reviewer by the name of "Chipmunkfanatic" They ask "Do the Chipmunks like their new look or would have rather stayed with their previous ones?" That's just the first question; I'll ask the second question after this one. Alvin, you like you're new look?
Alvin: Wow, you're a bad interviewer, Mpkio2! Well, I kinda like my new look. It took me a long time to get used to it but I think it grew on me in the end. I still rather be my 1980 look when I was 4'6 feet tall but, I can't change that at the moment. It can be a pain at times being so small but, do you know what the best part being so small? All the girls think I'm Cute!
Mpkio2: OK, thank you for your comment, Alvin. Simon same question.
Simon: Hmm…nice question "Chipmunkfanatic" I see my "new look" as having advantages and disadvantages. Disadvantages such as; I can't reach really high, I can't do a lot of the things I used to do and I can never be seen. But, there are some advantages such as; Being able to look like a "real chipmunk", I can hide easily and people think I look "adorable". I always wondered why they had to change are look so, I talked to the producers and they said we had to be more "realistic" in a live-action movie. They said it would look to weird if we were 4'6 feet tall. But, I do prefer my old look.
Mpkio2: Nicely answered Simon. Theodore?
Theodore: I'th Gue'th I'th… (Muffin in his checks)
Mpkio2: Err, Theodore, I think you should stop eating while you answer the questions.
Theodore: Oh, OK (He sounds a bit disappointed) Err…I guess I'll have to say that I really like my old look better; this new look is good too but, I think I like my old look better. Though a lot of people say I "Look So Cute!"
Mpkio2: Thank you guys. The next question is "How do you feel about being paired up with each other such as Simon and Jeanette or Theodore and Eleanor?" This question is for The Chipette's as well, so they will answer it when I interview them. Alvin, how do you feel about being paired up with Brittany?
Alvin: (Stars getting defensive): Brittany? You mean that so-called "glamorous" female chipmunk? That Brittany? Paired up with her?
Mpkio2: Ys! How do you feel about it?
Alvin: Like Brittany? Whoever said I liked Brittany? I don't like Brittany! No way! Don't like her….Brittany, that is.
Simon, Theodore and Mpkio2 have looks of disbelief.
Alvin: What? I know what your all thinking "His lying; his head over heels in love with Brittany. He just doesn't want to admit cause his afraid what people would think!" Well, let me tell you guys something: "You're wrong! You're all wrong!" I don't like Brittany, I don't.
Simon, Theodore and Mpkio2 all blink at Alvin.
Mpkio2: Err…Simon? How do you feel about getting paired of with Jeanette?
Simon: Well, I feel very excited about the pairings that are going on in the story so far. Jeanette and I have known each other for almost thirty years now so, we get on very well. There's not a lot of romance in the story yet…but there are hints of it. I think the story is trying to establish us as "Friends". Who knows what will happen next?
Mpkio2: Theodore?
Theodore: I feel very good with the pairings! Even though we haven't been paired of at the moment. With me and Eleanor, we are really good friends at the moment and we feel that if we ever go on further than "Friends", we feel it will be weird. I don't know, we'll just have to wait and see.
Mpkio2: Thank you for those questions "Chipmunkfanatic"! The next questions are from my dear friend, "Chipmunklover" and she says…
Theodore: (Sounds happy) Oh! Does she really love all chipmunks, then?
Simon: Theodore, it's just her username.
Theodore: Oh…
Mpkio2: Anyway, she…oh, great! (Sounds irritated)
Simon: What's wrong?
Mpkio2: She wants to see Alvin trash talk me, that's what's wrong! (Really irritated)
Alvin: Chipmunklover, I love you!
Mpkio2: Well, my "Friend" asks "How do you deal with the age controversy? A lot of people think Simon's the oldest, but he's just more mature. And I know Alvin values being the oldest." Your thought's…Alvin?
Alvin: You know, it really does tick me off when people think that Simon is the oldest out of the three of us. Come on people, I'm the oldest! Ain't it obvious! The evidence is right in our show, episode called "Grounded Chipmunk" where I say that I was born 5 minutes before Simon! Please, just watch that episode if you can! How do I deal with it? I tend to do what I just did a moment ago: shout!
Simon: Hmm…yes the whole age controversy does get on my nerve a little bit. I am a lot mature than Alvin but…
Alvin: And what does that Mean, my dear "younger" brother?
Simon: Oh, come on Alvin; you know it's the truth.
Alvin: I know it is!
Simon: Yes, I am more mature than Alvin but, just because I'm more mature doesn't mean I'm older. I deal with it by explaining it to people.
Mpkio2: This question is for Alvin: "How do you handle your short Chipmunk complex? I know that in the cartoon series you lost a lot of girlfriends because they dumped you for someone taller."
Alvin: (Getting angry) Oh, don't even get me started on that! I really do hate when the girls turn me down for a taller guy; it's just not right! Not right, you hear me! You know what it is; their all "Sizeists!" (A/N: Yes, I made up that word. lol)That hates short guys and they only like tall guys. I'm goanna start a campaign; whose with me?
(Silence)
Alvin: Fine then, I'll do it on my own.
Mpkio2: Thank you for the questions "Chipmunklover"! Most appreciated and hope to hear from you again! The next question is from "17lions" and he question is for Simon and Theodore. He asks "Why is Alvin so annoying? I mean, my sister is not that annoying." Oh, I'm goanna love this; Simon, why is Alvin so incredibly annoying?
Simon: Err….I guess it's because he can be.
Theodore: His Alvin, what more can I say?
Alvin's expression is an expression that reads "In your face, Mpkio2!"
Mpkio2: (I wasn't expecting that kind of response): I…err…thank you 17lions. Now these last questions are from 7Jamie7in3the3rainy7373. They ask "In the movie, who is older? Simon or Alvin? Because Alvin is older in the cartoon series."
Alvin: We have already gone through this, I am the oldest and Simon is the middle and Theodore is the baby. Is everyone clear on that?
Simon: Please ignore Alvin's rudeness, his just immature.
Mpkio2: Next question: "Why do you hate Mpkio2, ALVIN?"
Alvin: "Because his mean! Don't you all see that! His been treating us chipmunks like we're fictional or something! You must see that!
Mpkio2: Moving onto our next question: "How does each brother think of their other two brothers?"
Alvin: "I'll go first. OK, to be honest I think my second youngest brother, Simon, is a nerd….
Simon: What? (Shocked)
Alvin: But no matter how nerdy he is, his my brother that I love…
Simon: Alvin… (Sounds embarrassed)
Alvin….to play pranks on!
Simon: Alvin!!
Alvin: "As for my youngest brother, Theodore, his gullible and chubby.
Theodore; I am not!
Alvin: But I like him like that and I don't want him to change.
Theodore: Aww, Alvin…(Gets teary)
Alvin: But, by the way his eating, I think he is going to change!
Theodore: Alvin!!
Mpkio2: Simon; how do you fell about Alvin and Theodore?
Simon: I'm glad you asked, Mpkio2. I think Alvin is a hot headed, superficial and annoying. But, somehow, his part of the same gene pull as myself so, I guess I do care about him. Theodore is not the brightest chipmunk you would meet and he can he a lot at times, but I like having him as my brother.
Mpkio2: Err….Theodore? Your thoughts on your brothers?
Theodore: Alvin can be mean to me at times and annoys me a lot of the time but, I know he cares about me. Simon does say a lot of stuff I don't understand at times but, I don't need to understand the way Simon cares for me; I already understand that.
Alvin: Sorry, Theodore but that was really corny!
Simon: Actually, that was very sweet of you, Theodore.
Mpkio2: Sorry, to stop all the brotherly love that's going on but we have to wrap this thing up. Thank you 7Jamie7in3the3rainy7373 for the questions! OK, Alvin; it's your turn to interview me! Bring it on!
Alvin: With pleasure! First questions: "What kind of a name is "Mpkio2" I mean, was you drunk when you made up that name or what?
Mpkio2: It's not my real name, Alvin. I just made it up; the "M" stands for the first letter in my first name and the "P" stand for the first letter in my second name and the "KIO2" stand for….well, I don't know exactly.
Alvin: Uh...Huh. Well, here's another question for you: "Why do you take so long to update your stories? I mean you can't do much but to sit on your butt all day!
Mpkio2: I try to update as fast as I can; I have a lot to do and to find time to write is not easy. It's four a.m. in the morning and I'm writing this chapter as I speak.
Alvin: Another question-
Mpkio2: That's enough, Alvin! Let's let the judges decide who was a better interviewer. Simon?
Simon: Well, seeing how all Alvin's questions were all rude, I believe Mpko2 was a better interviewer.
Mpkio2: Bo yeah! One point to me!
Alvin: Luck. (Under his breath)
Mpkio2: Theodore?
Theodore: Well, I think Alvin's was better; he was funny and fast….plus he said he'll give me an ice cream if I did vote for him.
Alvin: Your not suppose to tell them that!
Theodore: Whoops!
Simon: Alvin, you can't bribe, Theodore!
Alvin; Too late, it's already done.
Simon: Well, you know what this means don't you?
Alvin: Actually, I don't know. (Sarcastically)
Simon: It means it's a draw and, therefore, nobody wins.
Mpkio2: What? (I can't believe my ears!)
Alvin: (Starts to kick around and start to scream) I was so close, so close! So close from embarrassing him!
Simon: You're close to kicking those muffins out of that basket! (Alvin is getting close to the basket full with muffins)
Mpkio2: Well, hope you enjoyed reading this chapter! Next week, I will be interviewing "The Chipettes" so if you have a question for them, please leave it in your review or PM me; either I don't mind. Next chapter in my "Alvin And The Chipmunks: The Chipettes" story will be up really soon! Please review and tell me what you thought! Alvin…you're getting close!
Alvin: (Getting closer to the basket): Why? Why didn't I win?
Mpkio2: Alvin!
Alvin: (Kicks the basket full of muffins and they all come flying at me) Opps! (Laughs nervously)
Mpkio2 (On the ground with all muffins on top of me) ALVIN!!
End A/N:
Sorry if this chapter was kinda long, winded and sorry if I rushed it near the end.
Chipmunklover, whatever I have said about you in this chapter, I was joking. I think of you as a friend. Please take it as a joke! Thank you!
Please Review And Ask Questions!! :D