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Ok so because our friends really like, liked the draft (which I'm sure you've all seen, if not, seriously wtf?!) we made a conshuss decision to write the whole thing out. So this is chapter 1, enjoy. P.S. In case you didn't get it, Bella turns into a guy, which is what is gong to happen in this chapter. P.P.S. REVIEW PLZ! We really appreshiate all reviews! We're big fans of Twilight and even though people make fun of it, we're being brave and admitting we still love the series. Stephanie Meyer changed my life like you have no idea. Ok ok on to the story lol XD.

Chapter 1: Distracted in class

It was a reggular Friday afternoon biology class, no one was taking it seriously. An Asian guy was throwing paper at the orange haired girl in front and she growled at him angrily. The whole class bursted into laughing, except for Edward, who was too busy filling his beaker with the chemicals on the sheet. Bella couldn't help but watch him intensly as he poured the hot steaming liquid into the glass, frothing as it entered. She was too busy staring at his muscles and pale skin that almost seemed to glow in the sunlight that she hadn't noticed he was waving his hand in front of her face.

'Hello? Are you alive?'

'Yes,' she replied bitterly, biting her lip at the thought of how he thought she must be so stupid. He never seemed to care about her at all, even though the other guys (especially that black haired Asian one) thought she was cool. She ignored them, they were immature boys, but Edward was a man. Accidently standing on her toe he asked for the Green liquid solution and she passed him the buttle, wincing in pain. Sniffing she turned to him, and angrily said:

'Seriously Edward get off my toe, are you blind or something?'

He took no notice of her and moved away, she wanted to say sorry to get him to come back but she realised the bell had gone off and she hadn't heard it because she'd been too busy staring at Edward. Watching him walk away she realised if she was ever going to get with Edward she was gong to have to do something drastick. Waiting until the whole school had gone home she sneaked back into the lab, turning on the light and creeping over to the chemicals cupboard. It was scary coz she was doing something against the rules, but she told herself it had to be done. Remember a love potion she had read about in another book (it wasn't as good as Withering Heights) she went to take out all the ingrediants she needed.

'Oh crap' She realised she had forgotten her reading glasses and all the labels were illgebale. Smelling all the potions she started to feel sick so she knew she had to do this quickly. Taking what looked like a clear bottle and a red bottle she put 10ml of each in the beaker and stirred. It started frothing violently so she added the last ingrediant, a piece of hair, from the shower plug (I didn't know how she could pull someone's hair out without noticing so don't say I'm gross ok) and added it to the mixture. Taking a deep breath she counted to three before skulling the liquid. Little did she know the clear liquid was Hydochloric Acid and it started to bern her throat in immense pain.

'OH MY FUCKING GOD!' She screamed as the liquid burnt her throat and she felt her oesophagus have holes burnt into it! Passing out from the pain she lay on the floor in unconschiousness. Throughout the night her body started to change, her boobs were no longer there, she started growing a male reproductive organ, and soon her thick luscious brown hair shortened and sideburns popped onto her side face. When sun finally came up she woke in a daze. Feeling the changes she ran to a mirror and screamed 'I'M A MAN!'