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Candy: … Disclaimer time!
Disclaimer: I do not own DNAngel. I only own the mangas for it.
---Normal POV---
Daisuke was lying in his bed, fast asleep. He hadn't seen Dark since earlier that morning, but didn't know the reason. The morning light streamed in onto his face, waking him up. He lazily opened his eyes to see purple ones staring right back at him. Dark was sitting on the floor next to his bed, his chin lying on the red covers. Daisuke woke up instantly, and backed up, away from Dark. "What are you doing here?"
Dark got up, and glared down at the red-head, "What do you think? Since I have this stupid feather stuck to my back, I have to stay here," He folded his arms across his chest, "And be your stupid babysitter."
Daisuke seemed a little scared of him. But then again, who wouldn't? He looked pretty intimidating standing there, dressed in black. "But you would've been killed if I didn't do something."
The room was silent for a few seconds, as Dark stared at Daisuke, who was sitting on the covers. He put his hand next to Daisuke, and leaned over him. His face was just inches away from Daisuke's blushing face. "What are you doing?" He moved backwards, falling off the bed, half the blankets with him.
"You said you saved my life, so I was going to thank you with a kiss!" Dark winked at him, "You really do look girly, you know! Especially your face, and you're short, too!" He was obviously making fun of him.
Daisuke frowned at Dark, "Maybe I should've just put you in jail."
"But if you did that, you wouldn't be able to gaze at me all the time!"
Daisuke was about to say something when a girl resembling Riku burst into the room. Her hair was longer, and she had a small white ribbon tied on the back. "Daisuke! I heard you got the Phantom Thief Dark to be your ser…" Risa paused when seeing Dark standing there, "Vant." She finished, not taking her eyes off the thief.
Dark thought out loud, "She looks kind of familiar…"
---Flashback---
Dark was making his getaway with yet another stolen work of art. He landed in an alley a little ways away from the museum. "It's almost funny how pathetic they are!" His wings disappeared, and Wiz jumped onto his shoulder. He exited the alley to see Risa in front of him. "Uh… Hello?"
"Dark!" Risa glomped him, and wouldn't let go
"Hey get off of me! Now!" Dark somehow managed to pry her off him, and ran for his life.
---End Flashback---
"Oh yeah, she's one of my rabid fans," As Risa took a step towards him, Dark took a step backwards, ready to jump out the window if he had to.
Risa had her hands clasped together in front of her chest, looking like she was staring at some holy being. Of course, in her eyes, Dark was a person worthy of worship. "I-I don't believe it! Dark's living in the same house as me!"
Daisuke smugly looked over his shoulder at Dark. He was enjoying Dark being nervous. Since Dark almost scarred him for life by almost kissing him, he didn't really feel like helping the guy out. After a few minutes of watching Dark being advanced upon by Risa, his good nature got the better of him. "Risa," He turned his head his other sister's way. "Don't you take a bath around this time?"
"Miss Risa!" A voice was heard in the hallway. A woman walked into Daisuke's room, dressed in a maid's outfit. "Miss Risa, the bath is ready!"
"But Dark!" Risa spoke up, pointing at Dark.
The maid grabbed Risa's arm, and dragged her out of the room. "If you don't go now, you can't go in until tomorrow." You could hear Risa's cries of protest fading, and then they were gone.
"That was close," Dark breathed a sigh of relief, back to his normal, confident self. "I can handle the less obsessed fans, but the more fanatical ones drive me crazy." He noticed Daisuke get up, grab some clothes, and headed into the bathroom. "Aww..." He sounded disappointed, but was still smiling, "I was hoping he was gonna get dressed in front of me."
Daisuke emerged a few minutes later, wearing a white collared T-shirt with a black shirt underneath, and red, loose pants. "We should be heading to the Dining Hall. A lot of the people who live in the castle eat there on Sundays." Dark's clothing was then brought to his attention. They were covered in dirt, and were clearly the ones he wore the day before.
Dark became aware that Daisuke was staring at him. "Are you sure you don't have a crush on me? You were looking at me like that yesterday."
Daisuke blushed a little, and then looked at the corner of his bedroom. "It's just that those clothes are really dirty, and I doubt my clothes would fit you." A smile appeared on his face as he remembered something. "I'll be right back, so don't go anywhere. Risa would probably find you if you did!" This was enough to make Dark stay as Daisuke ran out into the hallway.
He came to a wooden door, and knocked. A blue-haired boy opened the door, and seeing who it was, motioned for him to come inside. "I haven't seen you for a while."
"I'm sorry, Satoshi," Daisuke apologized, and then stepped inside. "And I have a favor to ask you. Could I maybe borrow some clothes?"
"I guess," Satoshi answered, still looking serious and uninterested. "I'll go look." He walked into another room, leaving Daisuke there.
Daisuke stared at the clothes, papers, and other items scattered around on the clothes. "Doesn't he have a maid come?" He thought out loud, making his way through the garbage. Satoshi returned from the other room, holding out a white T-shirt and loose, black baggy pants. "Thank you, Satoshi!" He bowed, and Satoshi smiled slightly.
"You don't have to return it, it's a little too big for me," He said as Daisuke walks out the door.
"I'll see you at breakfast," Daisuke smiled at his friend, and turned around, heading back to his room. He opened the door, not seeing Dark anywhere. "Dark?" He walked over to the bathroom, since the door was open. Dark was standing over the sink without a shirt on. He had his black shirt in the sink, trying to get the dirt out.
---Daisuke's POV---
I froze, still staring at Dark, who didn't even seem to notice me. I could tell I was blushing, even though I couldn't see my face. He started to turn my way, and I leaned up against the wall next to the door. Wait… Why am I hiding? He's the one who's half-naked! Even though I was telling myself, I slowly walked over to my door, and went out into the hallway. Okay, I'll wait until my face returns to its normal color, then act like I didn't see anything. I sat up against the wall for a few minutes, and got up, figuring that my face wasn't red anymore. While reaching for the doorknob, the image of Dark without a shirt on flashed in his mind. My face is probably red again. … Why did I even think about that? I don't even have time to stop blushing now, breakfast is going to start soon. I decided that even if I was blushing, I would walk in there and hand him the clothes. There was a loud bang as I threw open the door, and entered the room.
Dark was sitting on my bed, blowing on his soaked shirt. He looked up at me in shock, "Daisuke, what are you doing?"
I figured my face was red, since Dark's shirt was still off, but I tried to ignore it. I held out my hand, which had a death grip on the clothes Satoshi gave me. He looked from the clothes to me then back to the clothes. "They're for you! You need a change of clothes, and I got them for you!"
Dark seemed uninterested in them. "The shirt's white," He turned his head to the side, "I don't want them." He moved his head to face me again, and stuck out his tongue. "And there's nothing you can do about it!"
I grabbed the white shirt by the shoulders, and in one swift motion, I pulled it over his head and down to his stomach. As soon as he realized what was happening, he tried to take it off, and getting Dark's shirt on turned into a battle. "I'm not wearing it!"
"You have too!" I shouted back at him, trying to get his left arm through the sleeve. The argument continued for a short while, and I was getting tired of this. It was time to switch to Plan B. "Fine, don't wear it. I'm sure Risa would be happy if you went topless." Dark stared off into space while realizing this.
"Fine, I'll wear the shirt," Dark finally gave up when Risa was mentioned.
I guess using Risa was a good idea. I thought to myself, then held up the pants. "You have to wear these, too. But they're black, so I hope you won't object to them." He just grabbed them without saying anything.
He walked silently to the bathroom and slammed the door shut. I hope he isn't too mad at me. But I really didn't have any other choice, we need to be at breakfast soon. Dark opened the bathroom door, now dressed in the T-shirt and pants. "So, should we head for the Dining Hall?"
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It seemed like Dark forgot about the clothes he unwillingly put on, because he was back to his normal self. Loud. Cocky. Conceited. Maybe it wasn't so bad when he was depressed over what he was wearing.
"Daisuke!" Dark's voice brought me back to reality. "When do we get to eat? I'm so hungry!" We were sitting at a long table in the Dining Hall, waiting for the food to be served. I heard some girl giggling over Dark's comment, but a wink from him shut them up. The amount of Dark's fans in the castle seemed to go up since we sat down here.
One of Dark's fan, a Miss Risa Niwa, was intently gazing at him this very moment. Risa was sitting next to Riku, her twin sister, telling her all about Dark, not looking away for even a second. "He's so cute with his purple hair and breathtaking eyes. It's almost hard to believe he's human."
Riku wasn't really paying attention to what Risa was saying, but had a few questions about this phantom thief. "I thought he had wings." She said, to no one in particular.
Kosuke was glaring at Dark, who seemed oblivious of him. "Why did I let him live in here again?" He muttered so no one would hear him.
Satoshi entered the room, seeming to be a combination of tired and bored. "It's the creepy cross dresser!" Dark said a little too loudly, everyone around him hearing, including Satoshi. Satoshi didn't even seem to acknowledge his existence though.
"Creepy cross dresser?" I asked, wondering about Dark's sudden outburst.
"You see," Dark leaned back in his chair, thinking about what he was going to say. "The creepy cross dresser here dressed up like a girl, and claimed he loved me with all of his heart."
Everyone around us turned their heads in shock, but even this didn't seem to bother the blunette. "Di… Did you fall for it?" I stuttered, amazed that Satoshi would actually do something like that.
"How else do you think I was captured?" Dark answered, glaring daggers at Satoshi, who just looked back at him with blank eyes. He looked away after a few seconds, Satoshi gave him the creeps. Before I could say anything else, breakfast was served, and the conversation was over.
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Candy: We're all done with this part! That was funners! Don't you think so, Darkers?
Emily: I think you knocked him unconscious with your last glomp.
Daisuke: Oo; (Still staring at Satoshi in shock)
Satoshi: I make a very pretty girl. (Try picturing Satoshi saying this)
Pretty Much Everyone: Oo;
Emily: Anyways… Thanks again to everyone that reviewed!
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