Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto

Naruto was slightly disappointed. Happy about being able to make Sasuke carry his baby but disappointed nonetheless. Because people who heard that Sasuke Uchiha, a male, was pregnant almost fainted and became overly curious on how that was even possible. And Naruto would smile proudly and place a hand on his future child's mother's shoulder.

But as soon as everyone heard who the father was, all the surprisement disappeared from their expression, turning into a more uninterested one. It was like 'Naruto' was all the explaining they needed. Even Sasuke wasn't that surprised he got pregnant anymore.

And even though he wanted for people to ask how he managed to perform the unusual event, maybe it was for the best that no one knew, if not to keep anyone from being too disturbed of the truth, then at least to keep his body away harms way.

You see, Naruto doubted that Sasuke would be enlighted to hear that it was Sasuke who had kind of conceived the child. Or that the child was in a way Orochimaru.

Funny thing about that Orochimaru. Naruto had fought Kabuto at some point, killed him in the end, too, of course. Just, at some point of that battle, Kabuto had managed to make a cut on him and plant those damned Orochimaru cells in him, telling Naruto to keep him alive since he couldn't anymore.

And Naruto, being the goody two-shoes he was, promised to grant Kabuto's wish. It wasn't like he was alone in that body to begin with. The more the merrier, he always thought. So now his body was pretty crowded, holding three beings in it at the same time. Naruto occupying the head, Kyuubi in the tummy and Orochimaru who currently resided in his left knee.

Of course the snake bastard tried to invade the whole body like he had tried to invade Kabuto's, but Kyuubi kept him in check. Nothing to worry about.

Except maybe the disturbing attraction he felt for Sasuke. And the constant urges to make him carry his man-babies. Which he had done already. Yes, Naruto, Kyuubi, Orochimaru combination was a dangerous one for the last Uchiha.

Naruto, who cared about him almost above all else, Orochimaru, who was a perverted pedophile, obsessed in getting himself a new body to live in and Kyuubi, who was just a horny bastard with something against Uchiha's in general.

Leading into violent sex while trying to impregnate the Uchiha and eventually into...

"Lets get married!"

Surprisingly, Sasuke's expression didn't change one bit.

"No."

"Oh, c'mon! You don't want our child to be a bastard, now do you?"

Sasuke seemed to be struggling with his answer. Who knew a supposedly one time screw could mess up his life so throughoutly. To make him pregnant and stretch the couple of pleasurable moments with the blonde into a life time. Sasuke didn't want his child to be a bastard.

"Fine."

Naruto jumped high into the air, smiling a bit too widely. After a couple of bounces he seemed to realize something. And then, in the middle of the whole village with everyone watching them, Naruto kneeled in front of the Uchiha and winked at him.

"Might as well do this properly."

And Sasuke had to resist the urge to kick the boy and run the hell away from there, covering his face which was red from embarrassment and humiliation. People were staring. Naruto took his hand, clearing his throat so that he could speak in a very loud voice.

"Will you make the happiest man on earth by marrying me Sasuke?"

Not very romantic, Sasuke thought along with many women watching, but that was aside the point. Sasuke couldn't resist the urge to kick the boy any longer. Sasuke's foot, meet Naruto's face. Get along now you two.

"I already agreed, you fucktard!"

And then Naruto's beautiful wife-to-be walked away, leaving behind the still smiling Naruto. Yes, all three inhabitants of that body were very happy, each for very different reasons.

To be continued...

Is it too weird for you?XD

I like the idea of Naruto's body being crowded. If he was pregnant then there would be four! What fun.

Anyway, please complain, that makes it easier to correct things and come up with stupid excuses.