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Rosie,
Did you get the fainting fancies? I think we should take different ones so it doesn't look too suspicious.
I got some puking pastilles from a first year.
This is going to be immense!
Would you rather faint, or be sick. Since it's your birthday you can choose!
Happy 16th!
Scorpius
Scorp-
I would much rather faint than be sick, easy question!
Sweet sixteen my arse!
I can't believe we're doing this. Meet me by the staircase to DADA rooms, I got the map off James, 9.30. Be there or be square.
Rosie
Dear Mr & Mrs Weasley,
Please contact the school immediately.
Regards,
Miss R Hobbs
Secretary to Headmistress McGonagall
Dear Mr & Mrs Malfoy,
Please contact the school immediately.
Regards,
Miss R Hobbs
Secretary to Headmistress McGonagall
Rosie,
How are you feeling? I tried to come over and see you but your dad was pretty scary. I'm so sorry I got us suspended.
I should have stopped you from downing that second bottle of Firewhisky, I hope we didn't get that bar man into trouble too. My mum was pretty pissed off, but my dad found it hilarious.
I know! Well surprising!
He kept saying it's about time those Weasleys got taken down a peg or two. I don't understand it either.
Do you remember anything from that day?
You were brilliant I've never before seen a person go quite so green, that's a talent you can take to bank.
Get well soon,
Scorp.
Scorpius Malfoy,
I am in agony and its all your fault!
I cannot believe they suspended us, I expected to be thrown into Azkaban they way everyone was over reacting. I have to stay in my room and study. FOR A MONTH! I'm not allowed outside, I can't do anything, your parents better be punishing you as well otherwise this just isn't fair. Mum is watching me like a hawk, and dad wanted to arrest you for taking advantage of a girl…HA HA HA it was so the other way round.
Don't remember a thing from the other night, probably for the best…
I've said before and I'll say it again – You, Mr Malfoy, are a bad influence on me…and my parents agree.
You don't think our little escapade will affect our applications to St Mungos, do you?
Have a nice month. I have a feeling my owl privileges are about to be confiscated.
Rosie
Rosie 'the drunk' Weasley,
In your room you have a bed, whereas, I have to go and work for my father.
Malfoy industries. The most dreary, tedious place in the world! I have to re-write all their clients details out and file them away, so far I'm on client SEVEN THOUSAND, EIGHT HUNDRED AND TWENTY-TWO. The only comfort is the complete babe working here she is the most gorgeous woman in the world, my goal for this week is to start talking to her and see where we go from there, I've got a month to woo this Goddess and make her mine.
Wish me luck.
Scorpius
P.S. There's no way St Mungo's could reject us. Repeat after me…
WE ARE THE BOLLOCKS.
Scorpius 'have another bottle' Malfoy,
I am currently writing this snug as a bug in rug in my bed, my mother had a work 'emergency', and I'm all alone in the house. School work can wait, I haven't had a lie-in in bloody ages, I may even watch some daytime television.
You will never understand the wonders of Hollyoaks, and I have some serious catching up to do, it's a shame Hogwarts doesn't have a TV.
This woman is probably a lot older than you and therefore not interested in some little Hogwarts suspendee. Sorry to break it to you Scorpy but you ain't that charming.
Rosie 'THE BOLLOCKS' Weasley
Rhiannon said I was, and I quote, 'a sweetheart.'
So whose laughing now?
ME!
She will be mine, I just know this is woman I'm going to marry, she's perfect. Eighteen, tall, dark, huge brown eyes and the shiniest hair I've ever seen.
I never could believe Hollyoaks, if I town full of beautiful, beautiful people existed surely I would be there too.
Scorpius 'THE BOLLOCKS' Malfoy
Hey Rosie,
How are things at home? I can't believe you got suspended. I also can't believe you snuck out of the castle without me! Prof Longbottom gave me your homework, so it's enclosed.
Don't worry about James, he'll get over it, and I don't think you want to know the score for Saturday's game.
See you soon,
Al
NOTE TO SCORPIUS-
Rhiannon sounds like a dog, you forgot to mention her wet nose, bushy tail and floppy ears. Also, why would jealous of you? Last time I checked I still fancied men, not office babes.
Have you done that essay Binns sent us?
Two weeks to go, I'm actually starting to get tired of bed…
Rosie
Sorry about the late reply, Rosie, I've been so busy. I think Rhiannon is really starting to fancy me. Who can blame her, poor girl didn't stand a chance.
Haven't got round to that essay yet, sorry for the short letter, I'm off to lunch with Rhiannon.
Scorpius
Rosie,
I have exciting news!
Me and Rhiannon, Rhiannon and I, well lets just say your best friend had popped his cherry. Yes it's true, Me, Scorpius Malfoy am no longer a virgin. This suspension was the best thing to have EVER happened!
Four days and we'll be back at Hogwarts, then, I'll have to wait until easter to see her again.
Scorpius
ROSIE,
Why aren't you replying, are you ok? I guess your parents finally took away your Owl. See you back at Hogwarts.
Scorpius