Disclaimer: I don't own Twilight, Chips Ahoy!, or High School Musical. I do own Crazy Purse Woman, but I'm willing to auction her off.

"IM SO SORRY MA'AM!" screamed Felix to someone behind him. "But really, there was no need for violence."

Aro whimpered. "That woman…purse…nightmares…"

Felix sighed. "People in Forks are so unfriendly. But Aro, I wouldn't suggest running up to people and announcing that you are John Lennon back from the dead. Apparently people in Forks don't like that."

Aro sighed. "So unfriendly."

"OMC!" screamed a voice. "Aro, is that you?"

"Emmett?" he squealed, "OMC, I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU IN AGES!"

"I'm just gonna walk away," said Felix, backing away. "Take care of him Emmett."

"OMC, ARO!" Emmett clapped. "THERE IS A GOD! HE ANSWERED MY PRAYERS FOR FRIENDS!"

"Let's go do stuff!" Aro cheered.

"Like what?" asked Emmett.

"THERE HE IS! GET THEM!" screamed an old lady.

"OMC!" Emmett and Aro screamed in unison, "CRAZY PURSE WOMAN!"

"Shall we run?" asked Aro politely.

"After you." offered Emmett. And then they ran for their lives.

Some Time After the Encounter…

"Look!" Emmett squealed. "HIGH SCHOOL MUSICAL BAND AIDS!"

"FERB!" screamed Aro, "I KNOW WHAT WERE GONNA DO TODAY!"

"What?" said Emmet.

"Were gonna put on a play!"

"Good idea!" Emmett agreed. "Were gonna need to write a script, and get some actors…"

"And some Chips Ahoy!"

"Why?" asked Emmett.

"Because they're delicious!"

"True dat my brother. True dat."

Mike Newton happened to be walking by, and he turned to look at them. "You guys can eat Chips Ahoy!?" he asked.

"HES ON TO US! GET HIM!" screamed Emmett, and they proceeded to beat Mike to a pulp.

"I THOUGHT YOU WERE ANOREXIC!" sobbed Mike.

"Oh, is that it?" asked Emmett, "Never mind Aro. He doesn't know squat."

"You're covered in boo boos!" said Aro, frowning. "Thank goodness for High School Musical Band Aids."

"What?" screamed Mike as they advanced toward him with a box of High School Musical Band Aids. "NOOOOOO! Oh wait, this one has Troy on it! YAY!"

"So," said Aro, after they had turned Mike into a High School Musical Mummy, "Weren't we supposed to be doing something?"

"Oh yea," frowned Emmett. "I think it was important."

"CHIPS AHOY!" screamed Aro. "I WIN!"

"CURSE YOU!" screamed back Emmett. "Well let's had to Wal-Mart and get some Chips Ahoy then."

"Umm, sir?" asked a young employee, who had acne on his face.

"OMC, A LEPER!" screamed Aro.

"No, Aro, that's what happens to teenage humans."

"Oh…." said Aro. "Well how can we help you young man?"

"Well, I heard you saying you were going to Wal-Mart, and I thought I should remind you that you are at Wal-Mart."

"Man, we got here fast!" laughed Emmett.

"Yes!" said Aro. "Now to find the Chips Ahoy! Tell me, young citizen, where we might find the Ahoy comma chips."

"Well, there in isle-"

"TAKE US TO YOUR LEADER!" screamed Emmett, pointing a hair dryer at the employee's head.

"Where'd you get the hair dryer?" asked Aro curiously.

"Rosalie says everyone should carry a hair dryer with them at all times."

"I see. It came in useful."

"Yeah!" agreed Emmett. "She said curling irons come in handy too, but I haven't had time to get one."

"Well lets get one right now!" said Aro. Then they skipped off into the hair care isle.

The poor employee fell to the floor. "I DON'T GET PAYED ENOUGH FOR THIS!" he sobbed.

Back In the Hair Care Section…

"And that's why you should never put gum in a flugelhorn." said Aro wisely.

"Wow." said Emmett in awe, "I would have never have thought of that."

"Emmett?" Bella asked, walking up to him. "What are you doing in the hair care section?" then she saw Aro.

Aro frowned. "Hmmm. Last time I saw you didn't I make you promise something?" he eyed her up and down. Then he narrowed his eyes. "Didn't you promise me you were gonna get blue highlights?"

"Oh yes!" said Bella in relief. "That's why I'm in the Hair Product Section, I'm looking for blue dye."

"I see." said Aro, satisfied. "Ok. We won't bother you."

"I know!" said Emmett. "Alice would love to die your hair for you!" and Emmett picked up Bella like a sack of potatoes. "Let's go home."

And he and Aro started running home.

Back With the Cullens…

"Hey everyone!" screamed Emmett when they reached the Cullen's. "LOOK WHO CAME TO VISIT!"

"Aro?" Edward said in horror. Then he noticed Bella. "There is a perfectly good reason why Bella…."

Aro held his hand up. "Not to worry Edward." he said. "Bella has agreed to get blue highlights today. Which is the reason why we are here! Now where is Alice?"

"Right here!" screamed Alice happily, sliding down the banister. "LET'S GO BELLA! YOU'RE GONNA BE GORGEOUS WHEN I'M DONE WITH YOU!"

Emmett handed Bella to Alice and then turned to Aro. "Want to go bungee jumping?"

"Totally!" said Aro. "Peace out homie G gangster skillets! Be back whenever!"

"Wait!" gasper Edward. "EMMETT, YOU ALWAYS SAID YOU WANTED TO GO BUNGEE JUMPING WITH ME!"

Emmett shrugged. "Plans change, little brother. Maybe it's time you got some new friends!" then he turned to Aro. "Let's go BFF!" And then they left.

"NOOOOOOOOOOO!" moaned Edward. "I'VE LOST MY BFF!" he started to laugh manically. "YOU'LL RUE THE DAY YOU REPLACED ME EMMETT! YOU'LL RUE IT!" and then he pulled out his cell phone and called Seth. "Hey Seth!" he said cheerfully. "Got any plans today?"

"Nah." said Seth. "Just some crazy werewolf voo doo ritual or something."

Edward grinned evilly. "Now you do. Can you say slumber party?"

"Sure!" said Seth. "I'll bring the kettle corn!" then he paused. "Oh. Sorry."

Edward frowned. "You can bring kettle corn but I get to pick the movie."

"Fine," said Seth. "It was Leah's night for the remote anyway."

a/n: I liked this chapter much better. Review? Please? Tell me whether to continue or burn this and pretend it never happened.