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---LETTERS OF THE DAY---
Dear Kish,
You are so cute! Please be mine!
Sincerely,
Kiame-chan (PinkPuppy)
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Dear Kish,
You are the best I can't believe Ichigo chose Masaya over you you're so cute and so loving and adorable!
I cried when you died for Ichigo I think that was really heroic of you. I LOVE YOU SO MUCH!
I know you don't love me but I want to make you happy! I'll try anything to help you to win Ichigo's heart if you want!
Oh, I also want to say that if it doesn't work out between you and her... I'm available!
Kish you are the best and deserve everything that would make you happy. You are like my idol:D I must aim to be as adorable as you!
Lots of love,
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Dear Kish,
(xmumblesx) iloveyou. You are my fav male character in Tokyo mew mew. But I have a question: what's your fave kind of music?
Love from,
tigergurl4kish78!
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Dear Pudding,
HIYA! How your siblings doing? You are my fave female character ever! You and tart are so cute!
Love from,
tigergurl4kish78
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Dear Masaya,
I hate you! I mean I really hate you!! You don't deserve Ichigo. Kish does!! You didn't die for her now did you? Nope he did, you died to save the whole world. I think you love earth more than your girlfriend! So go crawl into a hole and die.
No love for you,
tigergurl4kish78
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Dear Tart,
Shut up and tell pudding your real feelings already. Everyone knows anyway. No use in denial.
Love from,
tigergurl4kish78.
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Dear Masaya,
I hate you. Go jump off Tokyo Tower because Ichigo is better off with Kish.
One more thing. When you do jump off Tokyo tower, make sure you land on the street.
Sincerely,
Mew Tangerine.
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Dear Zakuro oneesama,
I probably am your biggest fan, and I love you as my oneesama, just like
Mint-san. I would love a kiss from you...but I know you'd never give me one... :( But it's understandable, you're not a les, and neither am I, that's
Mint who is! lol Heh, heh, anyway, do you have any modeling shows coming up? I wanna get front row seats! Yeah, that's all for now.
Sincerely yours,
Kin756894, your biggest fangirl
P.S. Make sure Mint-san reads this too. I wanna see her reaction since I called her a les! XD
P.S.S. Can I scratch your wolf ears? I love them! They're so furry and cute and...ah, I love how you're part grey wolf!!
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Dear Kish,
I am probably the, or one of the only girls who is not a fan of you. And since
I'm not, let me say this: I don't like you, you're not cute or hot, I don't know how girls find your oversized elf ears cute, and you're way to perverted. The only thing I actually like about you is that you hate Masaya, but hey, who doesn't?!
Sincerely,
Kin756894
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STORY TIME!!!
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"KISH! TART! PUDDING! ZAKURO! MINT! REPORT TO YOUR HEADQUARTERS! MASAYA... YOU TOO... UNFORTUNATELY...," the booming voice murmured at the last word.
Kish looked up from his game of strip-poker and retorted, "You blocked us from getting to our headquarters. Besides, I'm busy enough already! I have a winning hand!"
"LOOK, SMART-ASS! THE HEADQUARTERS IS THE ROOM THAT I ASSIGNED YOU GUYS WITH. SO, STOP COMPLAINING AND HEAD TO YOUR ROOMS SO YOU CAN ANSWER THE LETTERS!" the voice shrieked. "OH... AND WAY TO GO KISH! YOU'VE COMPLETELY TOLD EVERYONE YOUR HAND," the voice added.
True enough, the people playing poker folded right there and then. They all muttered excuses that they couldn't play right now because of something they had to do.
Kish's jaw dropped to the floor. "But... Kitten would've lost! I would've seen what she wore underneath her shirt! That's not fair!"
Ichigo blushed and crossed both her arms and legs to cover her... erm, almost-nude body. "Shut up, Kish," she muttered with her burning face in her hands.
Keiichiro draped a pink blanket over her shoulders. "Now, the cold wind won't make you sick, my Princess."
Ichigo was quickly discovering new shades of red. "Oh, stop it, Keiichiro!"
He just smiled.
Kish glared at Keiichiro with his burning, amber eyes. "You stay away from my kitten, you hear me?" He got up and stormed over to his room.
"Tart...," Pai prodded his comrade. "Go with Mew Pudding to your rooms."
"Yes, na no da!" Pudding glomped Tart and somehow managed to drag Tart into the same room with her. "Let's go, Tar Tar!"
Tart sighed and whimpered, "Why me?"
"..."
"ZAKURO..."
Zakuro just coolly glanced at the source of the voice and stalked over to her room.
Mint followed right after her.
"WELL... THAT WAS EASY! NOW, THIS IS THE HARDEST, MOST REGRETFUL PART OF MY JOB. WHERE'S... MASAYA?" the voice spat out the name in distaste.
Ichigo frowned. "Why are you... why do you hate Masaya so much?"
"...PEOPLE BRAINWASHED ME, OKAY? IT'S THE POWER OF FANFICTION. ONCE YOU FACE THE FACTS, MASAYA ISN'T YOUR ULTRA-UBER PERFECT GUY. GET OVER IT, PLEASE!" the voice said in a soft tone. "NOW," it started to raise its tone higher. "WHERE IS HE...? OH WHERE OH WHERE CAN HE BE? OH WHERE OH WHERE CAN HE HIDE?"
"I found him!" Ryou announced. He too, hated the guy. Ryou pointed at the room where Kish was at.
"...UH-OH..."
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In the room belonging to Kish and Masaya...
Kish snarled, "Look loser! I'll admit defeat for now, but keep your dirty paws off of my Ichigo!"
Masaya huffed and crossed his arms over his chest. "Your Ichigo? She clearly likes me, and she doesn't even belong to you!"
"Okay, jerk! You asked for it-"
"WRITE YOUR LETTERS AND LEAVE EACH OTHER ALONE! DO YOU WANT ICHIGO TO MYSTERIOUSLY DISAPPEAR?"
"No..."
"THEN WRITE AND STOP BICKERING LIKE CHILDREN! AUTHORESS SIGNING OUT!"
Kish sighed. "Truce?" He stretched out a hand.
"Truce," Masaya shook it and went back to his letters... which only made him gasp in shock. He feverously wrote to tigergurl14kish78:
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"Dear tigergurl14kish78,
You hate me?! What did I ever do to you? I don't deserve Ichigo?! I do! Who in their sane minds would think that I don't deserve her?! Kish does?! What were you thinking? Ichigo doesn't love him! She loves me, so hah! I didn't die?! I died to save her and the world! Kish just practiced the whole thing in his head so that he could get to kiss her! True... the Earth is important, but it's my duty too! Ichigo comes first, though! And there's no way I'm going to die! I have to protect Ichigo from the alien-molester Kish!
No love for you too,
Masaya"
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Kish peered over the bristling boy's shoulder and smirked as he read the letter. "See, another person hates you! People think that I'm destined for Ichigo! So hah!"
Masaya grounded his teeth and said, "Then why did the creator pair Ichigo with me?"
"...But we know she loves me more!"
"What did you-"
"WRITE!"
"Okay! Okay! Sheesh!" Kish went back to his letters.
Masaya almost snapped his recycled-pencil in half. He then wrote to Mew Tangerine and it said:
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"Dear Mew Tangerine,
You know what? I don't care anymore! I think that Ichigo-molester Kish bribed or forced you guys... and girls to write letters to me saying that you hate me! Oh ho ho! I see what he's trying to do. Well, it won't work! I'm staying with Ichigo thick and thin! Nothing can separate us.
Why should I jump off the Tokyo Tower? You can't make me! Land on the street, per se? Unfortunately, it would damage the earth and ruin all of the-"
The rest of the letter was burned. Be glad that it did. Authoress
Sincerely not yours,
Masaya
P.S. Except that
P.P.S. And aren't you a Mew? Shouldn't you be on my side?
P.P.S. And that..."
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Kish snickered. "You know... I think I should write back to them saying my thanks..."
"GO AHEAD. I'LL HELP YOU ON GETTING TOGETHER WITH ICHIGO IF YOU CONTINUE YOUR GOOD BEHAVIOR."
Kish beamed and wrote:
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"Dear tigergurl14kish78 and Mew Tangerine,
You guys rock! I love you! Well... not so much as Kitten, but you come second on my list! )
Sincerely yours,
Kish"
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Masaya grumbled under his breath as his letters vanished with a "pop". "I can't believe that many girls hate me. What did I ever do to them?!"
Kish sniggered and went back to his letters. To PinkPuppy:
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"Dear Kiame-chan,
Thanks so much! That's a great compliment! Well... about the mine part... I'm sorry, but I can't. I solely belong to my Kitten. But if you want, I'll still talk to you and send you back letters. Would you like to make a guest appearance in the next chapter? I would dearly like to meet you, my beloved.
Sincerely yours,
Kish"
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"YOU DONE WITH THAT, KISH?"
"Yeah... bombs away!"
The letter disappeared.
"Okay," Kish breathed. "And now... onto the other ones..."
Masaya retorted, "Why do you have so many fan-letters while I get hate-letters?"
"I don't know... maybe it's because people really do hate you? Gee... what a shock," he rolled his eyes and uttered with sarcasm. "Why do you ask? Jealous?" he smirked.
"Shut up and answer your mail. I do hope you get at least some hate-mail."
"I don't think so. I mean, who would? Now," he lifted a hand up to stop Masaya from speaking. "Let me finish with my mail."
He wrote toFangirl-mary:
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"Dear Fangirl-mary,
Thank you, my dear. Yeah... I can't believe it either! How could she choose that pathetic-excuse of a human over sexy me?! It's mad I tell you! Mad! Yes, so I tell my kitten. Too bad she won't listen to me.
Aww, really dear? As much as that last comment should disturb me, I thank you.
Really now? Would you somehow find a way to get rid of that pathetic human and show it to me? Aah... naa. I'm forever loyal to my one and only Kanako-chan! But I appreciate the offer. If there comes I time that I would want to seek you out, I'll call you.
Gee... thanks! You're such a dear!
Hugs and kisses,
Kish"
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"Now, onto the others... tigergurl14kish78
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"Dear tigergurl4kish78,
Thank you, my dear. That's a lot coming from a beautiful young lady. I'm flattered. Well...I love any passionate type of music. Is there any out there that you can suggest for me?
Sincerely yours,
Kish"
P.S. Interesting name you've got there. I take it you're a huge fan? )
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"Yes! Last one! Here's to you, Kin756894:"
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"Dear Kin756894,
...Well... I'll be! You don't like me? You like that pathetic huma- oh. You hate him. At least we share a common interest. Okay, I get it. There's no need for you to rant. I understand. I should have expected a hate-mail from at least one of ya, so no problems. I'm just surprised you agree with me on that idiot over there. Mostly, they tend to be people who love him.
Sincerely,
Kish"
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"Whooho! I'm done! I'm finally done!" Kish flung the last three letters into the air, which popped into an unknown location.
"You took such a long time, grandma."
"Whaddya say, you jerk?!"
"MOVING ON!"
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Meanwhile, at Pudding's and Tart's room...
"Yay! Pudding has Tar Tar all to herself! Yay! Na no da!" the monkey mew hugged Tart against her tightly.
"Ugh," he groaned as he felt his ribs crushing against his lungs. "Pudding, let go of me. I can't breath!"
"Aliens don't breath!"
"Well, I need to! Leggo!"
"Aww, na no da!" Pudding loosened her grip on Tart's who slipped out of her arms and into the furthest corner.
"Stay away from me, and I thought I told you to call me Mr. Tart!"
Pudding pouted. "But Tar Tar sounds much better, na no da!"
"It's Mr. Tart, to you!"
"AWW... SO CUTE!" The voice began squealing in a familiar, fangirl tone. "CONTINUE ON, BY ALL MEANS! DON'T MIND ME!'
"Ack!" Tart jumped up into the air in surprise. "Hey! And what do you mean by cute?!" He blushed.
"Shouldn't we be writing the letters to our fans, na no da?"
"OH... RIGHT! LETTERS! WELL, THERE'S ONE FOR EACH OF YOU ON YOUR BEDS! PLEASE REPOND BACK AND TELL ME WHEN YOU'RE DONE!"
Pudding bobbed her head and plopped down onto her bed. She whipped out a worn-out pencil and wrote totigergurl4kish78:
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"Dear tigergurl4kish78,
Hiya back, na no da! They're doing great! I'm glad that Chancha, Hanacha, Lucha, Honcha, and Heicha are all healthy! They send their love too, na no da! Oh! And they want to say hi!
Say hi, guys!
Here's a Fong Secret Family Trick for them to talk to you! Eee, Shin, Twao, Tenshi!
"HI!"
See! My little brothers and sister!
THANK YOU! THANK YOU! THANK YOU! Wanna come by Café Mew Mew and watch my tricks? I can finally do that "Husband and Wife Skit" with Tar Tar! We have nothing else to do, na no da!
Yup! But Tar Tar has been being a big Meanie lately. I think our Fong Family Secret Trick backfired on him. ( He's supposed to be happy when candy is raining on him! Right, na no da?
Hugs and love,
Pudding! ♥
P.S. Come on by and meet my little brothers and sister! And look at my cool tricks!"
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"Done!" Pudding chirped.
"AWW... SO CUTE!"
"Thank ya!"
"SQUEE," the voice squealed. "CAN I HUG YOU PUDDING?"
"Sure, na no da! But I can't see you, na no da!"
"OH... AT A LATER TIME, THEN!" the voice snapped its fingers and Pudding's written letter slowly faded away. "TART! YOUR TURN!"
Tart's eye twitched. "I don't wanna!"
"... OKAY! LISTEN HERE, MIDGET!"
"I'M NOT A MIGET!" Tart stomped his foot on the floor. "YOU... YOU..."
"CAN'T THINK OF ANYTHING, EH? HAH! JUST WRITE THE LETTER OR ELSE I'LL TAKE AWAY YOUR LEFTOVER POWER TO FLY AND PUDDING'S CANDIES THAT YOU KEPT!"
Tart blanched. He quickly began his letter to the same person that Pudding wrote to:
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"tigergurl4kish78,
I'm not in denial! I hate that monkey freak! She's crazy! She's insane! She's... cute... and sweet... and nice... Argh! WHAT DID YOU DO TO MY HEAD?! I'M NOT SUPPOSE TO THINK THOSE THOUGHTS! Ack!
Why should I even like her? She dumped those hard candies on my head during our break! It hurt! I don't wanna talk to her again... but she somehow makes me talk to her again...
Okay! Bad thoughts! Bad thoughts! Bad thoughts!
From,
Mr. Tart
P.S. His name is Tar Tar! Pudding
P.P.S. IT'S MR. TART! Tart
P.P.P.S. Tar Tar! Pudding
P.P.P.P.S. SHUT IT, BOTH OF YOU! PUDDING, YOU CAN STILL TALK. MIDGET, YOU STAY SILENT! AUTHORESS"
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"THANK YOU FOR RESPONDING BACK TO THE LETTERS. NOW, THIS IS AUTHORESS, SIGNING OUT!"
Pudding smiled at Tart as soon as the voice disappeared out of the room. "You kept all the candies I sent to you, na no da?"
Tart blushed and flew out of the room. "I don't know what you're saying, but shut up! I did no such thing!"
"RIGHT...," the voice whispered.
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At Zakuro and Mint's room...
Mint gasped sharply at the offending letter before her. "Oneesama! Why should be respond to this outrageous letter? Let's just leave it alone and-"
"Because we can't leave this place without answering this letter," Zakuro calmly stated. "Now, let me respond to this fan."
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"Dear Kin756894,
I thank you for the compliment. It's flattering coming from my biggest fangirl. If you would like, you can locate my next modeling show at the Tokyo Tower at three in the morning. Please wear your best gown to the building and bring along any friends of yours. My manager and I appreciate you coming, and we welcome you personally. Front row seats? No problem!
A kiss? You mean like my lips against a napkin for you to keep as a souvenir? It's alright. I'll gladly give one to you, but if I see that you sold it on EBay or somewhere at least, I'll sue you. I apologize for the threat, but some of the letters I've received from people forced a lawsuit between them and I.
A les? You mean a lesbian? But of course I'm not. Unless it's a role in acting, which I'm currently seeking as an employment, I'm a hundred percent straight.
I'm sorry, but how do you know Mint? And she's defiantly not a lesbian!
Sincerely
Zakuro Fujiwara
P.S.I am reading this you pheasant! I'm not a lesbian! Where did you here that?! Ichigo?! Pudding? Who? Damn it! Tell me! Mint
P.P.S. I'm sorry, but no. And how did you know I'm part wolf? Well, if you apologize to Mint, I might kiss you on the cheek (in private), but that's it. Zakuro Fujiwara
P.P.P.S. Attached to this letter is the napkin and front-row tickets. Zakuro Fujiwara"
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Mint gritted her teeth and growled, "I'm going to make that person pay for telling this sweet, innocent fan of Zakuro's that I'm a lesbian! How dare they?!"
Zakuro sealed the letter with her own, personal stamp and sent it flying in the air.
"Pop!" The letter disappeared!
"THANKS, ZAKURO, FOR WRITING THIS LETTER! YOU TOO, MINT... ALTHOUGH YOU SEEM PRETTY MAD ABOUT IT..."
"WHY SHOULDN'T I? SOMEONE GOSSIPED TO THIS INNOCENT LADY THAT I'M A LES!" Mint shouted.
"ERR... OKAY THEN. AND NOW, THIS IS THE END OF THAT! REVIEW PEOPLE AND SEND IN THOSE LETTERS! YES, IF YOU'VE REVIEWED ALREADY, YOU CAN DO SO AGAIN! EVEN TO THE SAME CHARACTERS! AUTHORESS, SIGNING OUT!"
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END STORY!
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