Chapter 1

Carlys POV

"icarly in 5...4...3...2...1"

"I'm Carly"

"And I'm Sam"

"And it's one week until its valentine's day"

"That's right icarly fans we're doing a show on the worst, most sickening, puke inducing, pink and fuzzy..."

"Sam hurry up" I said impatiently knowing this list could go on forever.

"Day of the year" said Sam glaring at me.

"Now Spencer has a statue he wants to show everyone!" I said because I could still feel Sam glaring at me and it was more than a little unnerving. Then Spencer came in with his table on wheels that had his covered statue on it. "Hey Spence before you show everyone this statue do you want to tell us what it's about?"

"It's about how I feel about my girlfriend, Cindy" he said happily uncover a giant statue of a human heart (A/N an actual heart not a love heart).

"You feel disgusting and covered in blood?" asked Sam jokingly.

"No" said Spencer looking a little hurt "I heart her. You know, like those 'I heart Cindy' graffiti's"

"Oh" said Sam.

"Now to call her" said Spencer taking out his phone. Then it started to ring. "It's Cindy"

"Creepy" said Carly

"Hi Cindy, you're on speaker phone" said Spencer quickly

"Hi Spencer, about the dance..." she started

"Yeah that was what I was about to call you about, do you want to go to the Valentine's Day dance with me?" he asked, thinking he already knew the answer.

"Um... Spencer... about that... I can't go... that's what I was calling to tell you" she answered nervously.

"Oh really, why can't you go?" replied Spencer looking upset.

"Let me rephrase that..." she said, not nervous anymore "I can't go to the dance with YOU."

"What? Why" his face now wrinkled with concern.

"I'm going with my boyfriend" said Cindy like she was enjoying this.

"I...I thought i was your boyfriend" said Spencer looking like i came and punched him the face.

"You were" said Cindy in a way that made me sure she was smiling "until about 5 minutes ago when I got a better option" she hung up.

I started to run to my brother who looked like he was about to cry, I bumped the table on the way, the statue fell then broke "Spencer I'm sorry I didn't mean to break your statue" I said sincerely.

"It's ok" he said weakly "it still represents how I feel" then he started to cry.

"Ok icarly we have to force-feed Spencer ice-cream, chocolate and spaghetti tacos"

"And we're clear" said Freddie.