Yo, I'm back! I wanted to thanks the two readers I have for now, not only because you actually read my story but also because you gave me some advice to make my story better and I am really grateful for that.

Okay, because I forgot last time...

WARNING!: Hidan's language, sometimes Shayla's, and maybe spoilers, but the real ones will be later.

Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto. If I did, Sakura wouldn't be a whiny useless cry-baby fangirl before Shippuden (don't get me wrong, I love Sakura, but...)

Enjoy!

Opening my eyes, I closed them immediately. I had the impression that someone was hitting the inside of my head with a frying pan.

"Fucking Weasel Boy," I grumbled.

"You are awake."

"GAHHH!"

Surprised, I fall off the bed and crashed miserably on the floor. Rubbing the back of my head –that was hurting like hell, just so you know-, I realized that I wasn't alone in my room. The Akatsuki. The entire fricking Akatsuki. In my room. I wanted to laugh, but stopped myself when I remembered what happened sooner. I glared at Hidan, who gulped and took a step behind. An evil grin appeared on my face when I remembered what I have done to him.

Then, I turned to the Uchiha, who was looking at me with a very bored expression. Engaging a starring contest, I didn't looked elsewhere when he turned on his Sharingan.

"No need for the pretty eyes thing, Weasel Boy, unless you want me to rip them off," I said, surprising everyone.

They stared at me. I stared at them. They stared at me. I stared at them. I had a strange feeling of déjà-vu.

"It's rude to stare."

I couldn't help it, but they didn't stop, apparently unsure about what to do or say. Bored, I looked at my alarm clock. And nearly had a heart attack.

"FUCK!"

They startled and I jumped on my feet. Completely forgetting about my new guests, I rushed down the stairs, nearly breaking my neck in the process, and ran to the front door. Threading my boots on, I saw the criminals coming down the stairs, Pein in lead.

"We wish…"

"Look, I don't really have the time right now BUT we will talk about that when I return, got it?" I interrupted.

"We are…"

"The most searched criminals in the five nations, I know, I know, no need for the we-can-kill-you-whenever-we-want-so-obey-or-die thing. I'll be back in less then twenty minutes and be sure that we WILL talk about your presence in my house," I assured.

Then I turned to Hidan.

"I'm not finish, just so you remember. I WILL avenge my Ipod," I snarled.

Before any of them could say anything more, I opened the door and took a step outside, before I froze. I glanced at them, a deadly aura surrounding me.

"You touch anything and I castrate you. And if you broke, you buy. Ok, see ya!"

Closing the door behind me, I started running. No, I wasn't late for class, it would be too cliché. But, you see, it was my job to pick Mia at her school today. And with all what happened today, I didn't really thought about it. And I was fifty minutes late.

Now that I think about it, I didn't really react like normal people would have. I mean, the members of an evil ninja organization from a show that I watched every chance I get just appeared I my world, my house, my room and I just… tried to kill an immortal. Stupid, I know. But hey! You'll learn soon enough that I'm quite special myself.

No, there are no superpowers, a glorified destiny or the universe to save. I was only a teenage girl that was starting high school in two days with a normal sister and normal parents. Err… you'll understand later. I think. If you don't have the brain of a jellyfish. Wait… does jellyfish even have a brain? Ok, little off the track. But back to what I was saying…

Yeah, I was taking it quite calmly, if you ask me. I mean, I only tried to assassinate an immortal man-whore because he destroyed my Ipod, for then being knocked out by a Weasel Boy. To be honest, it doesn't freak me out like it should. Maybe it's because that time when I tried to jump from the top of a slide to prove everyone that I had wings. I kind of hit my head pretty hard that time. I know, it's pretty pathetic.

"SHAYLAAAAAAA!"

A red tornado tackled me on the ground, and I started laughing when I saw the annoyance I my sister's eyes.

"You forgot about me," she accused. "Again."

"No…"

"Yes!"

"No."

"Yes!"

"Ok, maybe a little…"

"Maybe? You're an hour late!"

Rubbing the back of my head, I offered her a sheepish smile.

"Yeah, sorry about that… "

"Oh, I wonder what mom and dad would think if they knew their so responsible elder forgot her poor little and helpless sister to school each day," she mocked.

"Drama-queen."

"Am not."

"Are too."

"Am not."

"Are too."

"Am not!"

"Pink Fairy Princess."

"Cosplay sucker."

"That was really low. I'm proud of you."

"The student will soon exceed the master!"

"Ah, don't count on that! I'm still the best at Mario Kart."

She glared at me, and me stared a few seconds before bursting in loud laughs. When we finally calm down, I sighed.

"Come, we're going back home. Mom and dad will be back in seven days, we have to enjoy our last week of freedom!"

"Don't forget you start school Monday."

"Don't remind me! Argh, I hate school."

"Tell me something new, Shay-chan," she teased.

I froze, suddenly remembering the reason behind my lateness.

"Err, yeah, about that Mia…" I started, the home in view.

"Have you destroyed the television, again?" She asked with mistrust.

"Oi, I'm not that stupid, you know!?"

She just stared at me.

"Ok, don't answer that. But that's not the point! The fact is that we have some sort of… guests? Yeah, it's the best way to describe them…"

"I thought we weren't aloud to invite friends," she noticed.

"They are not exactly friends…"

"Then who are…"

I opened the door, revealing the entire Akatsuki.

"…they."

She stared at them. They stared at us. She stared at them. They stared at us. Again, the strange feeling of déjà-vu.

"Okay, what about we all go in the living room and explain before my sister gets a panic attack?" I suggested with an innocent smile.

"Oi, you're the one who's supposed to panic!" She yelled while I pushed her in direction of the living room.

"Don't freak out but…"

"How can I not freak out!? We have ten friggin S-ranked ninja criminals from a TV show in hour fucking house!"

"No swearing before twelve," I remembered.

"Yeah, yeah, whatever," se grumbled while sitting next to me.

The others finally joined us, and I clasped my hands, drawing their attention to me.

"Ok, before we engage another staring contest, what about you tell us why you are in our world?"

"I believe it is us that are in position to ask the questions," declared Leader with a cold tone. "As the brat said…"

"I'm not a brat!"

"We are S-ranked ninjas. We could easily kill you and your family if you don't cooperate."

"And I believe that you actually have no idea how you got here and how to go back, so that makes us the ones in higher position given the fact that we are the only ones who can help you to survive in this world," I replied. "So, are you going to start talking or we're going to stare at each other all night?"

"Girl, you…"

"Pein."

All eyes rested on Konan, who took a step forward.

"I believe this girl is right. We do not know this world and I doubt even us can survive here without outsiders help," she pursued.

Leader sighed, but nodded. She turned to face us with a gentle smile.

"My name is Konan. As we all understood sooner, you already know all of us but I don't think it is the time for these questions."

"Nope," I confirmed. "Name's Shayla. And this is my little sister, Mia. Now, what were you doing before being transferred in this world, resulting by the destruction of my Ipod ?" –glare at Hidan-

"We were ambushed by Konoha ninjas and while trying to escape, they trapped us inside an unknown jutsu and brought us here," she responded calmly.

I frowned. That wasn't happening in the manga. Oh, well, I'll care about that later.

"And you don't know how to go back. I believe you wish for a place to stay while you search for a solution?"

"It would be appreciated."

"Okay. I guess you can stay here."

"Shayla!" exclaimed my sister.

"What?"

"You can't accept them here like that!" Signaled Mia.

"Why's that?"

She stared at me, looking slightly desperate.

"Oh, I don't know. What will mom and dad say when they discover that we shelter a bunch of evil ninjas from a fictive universe? "

I froze. I completely forgot about them. Then, I shrugged.

"They'll accommodate." I responded.

"You're impossible." She sighed.

"That's why you love me."

"Hn."

"Oh, come on! Don't go all Uchiha on me!"

"Who?"

"Oh, that's right, I forgot that you didn't watch the show… ok! Presentations: Tobi, Deidara, Sasori, Uchiha, Kisame, Hidan, Kakuzu, Zetsu, Konan and Pein, or Leader BUT I affectively name them: Lollipop Megalo, Play Doh Freak, Pinocchio, Weasel Boy, Sushi-chan, Zombie Psycho, Greedy Old Man (GOM), Plant Guy, Blue Beatle and Pumpkin Head."

They glared at me. Apparently, they didn't appreciate the nicknames. I shrugged. They'll have to deal with it, or my name's no more Shayla Storm!

Time for reviews, because reviews are love! Hope it was better than the last one...

...: "Tch, like something was good about this story... It just a bunch of crap, yeah!"

... WTF? What are you doing here, Dei-dei?

Deidara: "What the hell did you just called me, hm?"

Nothing... hm.

Deidara: "Are you mocking me, yeah?"

No, yeah.

Deidara: "I really hate you"

You wouldn't be the first. Now be a dear and GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE!

Deidara: "Yeah, yeah, whatever, freak..."

*Get away with a psychopath laugh and a BANG!*

*sweatdrop* So, err, yeah... see ya!