He was a dick… literally! Joe had come onstage dressed as a dick. I couldn't contain the fits of laughter that had bubbled inside of me, Joe blushed and winked whilst rubbing his feet where the 'balls' where. "The play is called 'Me and My Dick' I'm Nick one of the directors." The lanky boy beside me shot a smile in my direction; I nodded "Charlotte." He glanced at a sheet of paper "Charlotte Dawson by any chance?" Shit. "Yes that's me." He nodded at me before placing a tick next to my name on the sheet of paper.

After two hours of Joe prancing around the stage with the rest of Starkid it was safe to say I was in tears; I had never enjoyed a musical so much in my life… well once when my mum took me to see The Lion King. "What did you think of it then… the play?" Nick asked. I think my face said it all, I was bright red and had a vein popping out of my forehead. "I can see that a lot of work has gone into it… I really enjoyed it" Nick nodded. Everyone went into the changing rooms to take off their makeup and dress like… well people not dicks and councils of flying pussies. When people started to come out they walked over and started to stare. Just breath Charlotte they just want to see the new girl… yeah that's all. I could see them all waiting for Joe to come out and introduce me to everyone but it seemed that he was going to take a while so they were deciding amongst themselves who was going to be the first to talk to the spare wheel. I started to look for Darren but he wasn't there and Nick was too busy playing my Little Pony… I felt my cheeks blush all over again. "Hey, I'm Lauren and welcome to Starkid" a small girl rushed over to me before hugging me and ranting about how excited she was that I was there. Shit! This is how making friends started… as I had seen they were all brilliant actors what if they were pretending to like me… shut up Charlotte, just shut up!

"So we are all going out for lunch because Darren won't be here too long, his audition went well so he has a sort of boot camp thing. You wanna come?" YES! YEP. SURE I MEAN WHY NOT! "No thanks I'd better get going." Like I said I didn't want this place to be bearable.