Pure crack/conversation.
"So Chuck?"
"Yeah Mikey?"
"You're a LARPER."
"Yes I am..."
"For the past year now?"
"Yeah... Why?"
"Oh nothing nothing. Its just... You kept that a pretty big secret from us..."
"Yeah? So?"
"Its just... I was wonder... If you managed to keep that a secret, what else are you keeping a secret?"
"Oh... Uh... Nothing. I'm an open book."
"Thats a load."
"Yeah... I know..."
"Come on, I'm your best friend. You can tell me anything."
"OK fine. I've got one secret that I bet you never would have guessed."
"OK. Lay it on me."
"No no, you won't be able to handle it."
"If its your secret box with a string inside it, I already know."
"Oh no, its far better then that secret."
"Oh come on! Now I'm dying to know."
"Alright alright. But you have to promise not to tell anyone."
"I promise."
"Not a soul."
"Promise."
"OK. Here it goes."
"I'm waiting."
"I love you."