AN: A new chapter! This time we focus on our favourite little Uchiha! Enjoy! You've hopefully already read the warnings!

Chapter Two: Take it back

"Ahhhhhhhhh~! I can't do this!"

"Yes you can, just keep pushing and breathing."

"Shove your pushing and breathing! It fucking hurts!"

"Breath~ Hee, hee, hoo, hoo, just like that."

"I swear if you ever come near me with baby making tendencies again, I'll castrate you Uchiha Fugaku!"

...

"That's just the gas and air talking dear." Fugaku said to his wife, his lovely Mikoto wouldn't really castrate him...He hoped.

"She isn't on gas and air, it was far too late to give her any." One of the attending nurses informed him.

All hope was lost for Uchiha Fuaku and his testicles.

"One last push ! That's it! Breath in and give me a nice bug push! You're doing great! Come on! That's it!" The room fell silent save for Mikoto's heavy breathing and cries of the new born baby. Fugaku watched, his heart beating loudly and quickly as he watched the nurses wrap the small child in blankets and hand the little bundle to his wife. Her breathing still heavy, her forehead covered in sweat and her hair an absolute mess (trust me, she wouldn't have left the house without making sure her hair was looking good) she still managed to smile at the newest addition to her family.

"Isn't he gorgeous Fu?" Mikoto panted as she outstretched her tired arms and passed the baby to her husband. Fugaku took a gentle hold of his new born son. His smile was smaller than his wife's but it was filled with pride and joy just the same.

"Yeah...He really is. What should we call him?" He asked, not taking his eyes off his pale, black haired son. "I like Sasuke." He said. Mokito smiled, her eyes closing of the own accord, she was exhausted, six hours of labour, damn right she was going to sleep.

"Sasuke sounds nice." She yawned as she turned her head, her eyes closed she feel asleep for some well deserved rest.
"You like that name? Sasuke? Uchiha Sasuke?" Fugaku cooed to Sasuke.

Waaaaaaaaaaaah~!

"Nurse!"

~Time skip~

"What is that?" Uchiha Itachi, eldest son of Mikoto and Fugaku, sneered. He didn't like the look of that thing in his mother's arms. "I'm pretty sure I didn't ask for this. Take it away." He glared, crossing his arms over his chest. Why would his mother and father bring him one of these? His birthday was a while away and Christmas was even further. Tch, he knew it, his mother and father had completely lost the plot.

"It's not a toy Itachi, he's your little brother, Sasuke." Mikoto sighed, she hoped Itachi would have taken it a little better, maybe even smiled perhaps. Itachi was always so stoic. "I'm not putting him back after the trouble I went through getting him here." She said, making sure to shot a look towards Fugaku, oh, he knew exactly what she meant.

"...Where did he come from?" Itachi asked suddenly, he normally wasn't very quizative, the little seven year old thought he was pretty smart, which indeed he was.

"Uhmm...Suppose we should get this over with." Fugaku sighed, he hoped he had a few more years before he was telling his son about where babies come from.

"Waaaahhhh~!" Sasuke cried.

"Oh! That's my que to leave." Mikoto grinned, thank goodness she had Sasuke as an excuse to get away from that particular conversation. She left for the kitchen to prepare Sasuke a bottle.

"Okay Itachi, why don't you take a seat?" Fugaku suggested. Itachi was having none of it and continued to stand.

"Could you hurry up? I have math homework to finish."
"Well when a mummy and daddy love each other they...Uhmmm...Come together-"

"Ha!" He heard Mikoto laugh from the kitchen. "Only one of us huh Fu?" She giggled. He caught onto the innuendo and glared in the direction of the kitchen.

"Anyway, as I was saying, when they come together-Not a word woman!- They-"

Mikoto had been feeding Sasuke his bottle, the little tyke was guzzling it down like it was the last food substance on earth. She was still giggling quietly about the conversation she could hear going on in the living room.

Thump

Mikoto blinked, what was that sound? She put Sasuke's bottle down and burped her little one before going to the living room to see what that thump was. When she entered she was greeted by a strange sight, Itachi, it seemed had fainted when the conversation had gotten...Raunchy? Fugaku was kneeling next to his son, fanning him with his hand.

"I told him to sit down." He said with a huff. It looked as though Itachi was coming back to his senses.

When his vision cleared he saw his father hanging over him with a 'I told you to sit down' look, although how he knew that it was that look and not just another one of his dad's weird faces, he didn't know. His mother stood to the left of him with Sasuke in her arms...Now he remembered!

"Back off, you guys are filthy! How...How could you do something like that? Ugh! Disgusting! Revolting! If you think I'm ever doing that with a girl you can think again mister...And mother!" Itachi scampered to his feet and high tailed it away from his creepy parents, straight to the safe haven of his bedroom where the comfort of maths welcomed him.

Back downstairs, the Uchiha couple and Sasuke were still in the same place, looking to where Itachi had just legged it from.

"...Went better than I expected." Mikoto said.

"Only one of us coming eh?" Fugaku sneered. Mikoto eyes widened but she smirked back at him.

"Yup and you can't chase me or yell at me because you'll upset Sasuke." She smiled, always great to have a child as a scape goat. Maybe she wouldn't castrate her husband after all, she could use the 'I have a baby' excuse for years!

I love baby Sasuke! I want a baby Sasuke! Who else wants one?! Please review! What would you like to see next? Ja na!