AN: Uhm... Well, I'm/we're not sure how we're supposed to divide the copyright stuff, so all Twilight-related stuff is copyrighted by Stephanie Meyer and other respected owners, and Warriors is copyrighted by Erin Hunter and other respective owners. :]

Some of these characters are insanely OOC, don't flame.

I suppose that I had fallen asleep in this "RiverClan's" camp. I was in this den, crafted with pearl-white bird feathers and clumps off moss. I have to say, for this being an evil lair, it was pretty comfortable. There was this certain stench hanging around. It reminded me of the smell of Esme's garden, back in Forks.

"Lavender..." I meowed to myself. I noticed a large reddish shape move in front of me. "Dear god!" I felt myself jump to my feet - oh, no. I really have to get used to the thought of having paws instead of feet. I attempted to run out of the den made out of reeds, and found myself crashing into a spotted she-cat. I could tell by her facial expression that she was worried.

"Oh, dear! I'm quite sorry! Are you alright?" she spoke to me. I only had one name running through my mind. 'Esme. Esme, Esme, Esme.' I had a bright smile on my face.

"Holy shit! Esme! Thank god you're here! These freaky cats are talking to me - I HAVE PAWS!" I noticed her expression change. She slowly began backing away.

"Uhm.... Foxfur? Foxfur!" She looked over in the direction of the den I had come out of.

"What is it, Softfeather?" He asked. Foxfur's voice seemed to sound tired.

"Edward is scaring me!" she exclaimed. She was crouched low to the ground, her eyes wide. Foxfur rolled his eyes. My eyes widened like her's.

"You remember my name!" I exclaimed. "Esme, it really is you!" I took a step forward, but Softfeather lashed her paw out in my direction.

"My name is Softfeather! I only know your name because Brightshadow told the whole clan about your arrival!" I stood there, seeming dazed.

"You're not Esme?"

"No!"

".... Oh."

I soon saw a small bundle of fur racing out of a den a little ways off. She was a ginger-ish red, with a white spot on her chin. I was quite shocked I could make out that much detail about her - the kit was going so fast, she appeared like a blur.

"That kitten looks like she has ADD." Softfeather and Foxfur gave me the most strangest look, as if I was a complete freak. 'Well, technically, to them, I am.' Foxfur's eyes narrowed.

"And what do you mean by ADD, Edward?" 'Crap. I guess kitties don't know about disorders and stuff.'

"...Never mind." I meowed. The kit looked up, with her big, green eyes. My heart felt like melting. She had a big smile on her face now.

"You're a freak!" she meowed cheerfully.

"Thanks."

"You're welcome!" She giggled.

Softfeather gave her a disapproving look. "Now, Redkit, be kind! He's... new, around these parts." Redkit looked at her mother, and back at me.

"...KTHNXBAI." she turned around and ran back into the den that she had come out of only seconds before. '... This RiverClan is like, SO totally weird.' I thought to myself. I took a quick glance at Foxfur, and saw him looking at Softfeather. I got a certain smirk on my face. 'Heehee. Now I know that Foxfur looks at Softfeather! Ooooo...' I thought. I soon saw Brightshadow coming out of one of the other dens. She smiled at me, and came over.

"Hey Edward!" she meowed. "Guess what?" Brightshadow added. I rolled my eyes.

"Well, I've changed magically from a vampire to a cat, I'm not sure what else can happen." I growled slightly. Brightshadow's expression didn't change.

"Fishstar is going to do a ceremony for you today!" My eyes widened in confusion.

"What the hell?"

"What's hell?" My eyes narrowed. 'Oh wow.' I thought.

"Never mind." I saw a shape coming out of yet ANOTHER den. A large tom came out of it, with a thick coat that could still show rippling muscles through the fur. The cat came up onto a large branch, making him seem more dominate that the rest of... RiverClan. 'It'll take me awhile to get used to that.. RiverClan...' I thought to myself.

"Let all cats who can hunt their own prey come to the Large Branch for an important clan meeting!" It felt like a sudden stampede. Cats came from pretty much ALL directions, seeming like an ENDLESS stream.

"Holy fuck!" I muttered under my breath, attempting to dodge the cats coming my way.

"Oh, sorry!"

"Watch out!"
"Oh my..."

"FREAK."

I snorted at the cats, mostly the one who called me a freak. 'Ahem, I'M a freak?! Buddy, you're the one who lives with a bunch of talking-cats in the middle of NO WHERE.' I thought with the growl. I saw Brightshadow coming towards me. She was a pretty long-haired tortoiseshell she-cat. I found myself having a small smile on my face at the sight of her. My eyes soon widened, and I shook my head. 'Wait, no. What about Bella, Edward? No, no Brightshadow-freaky-cat. Bella. Bella, Bella, Bella.' Brightshadow came to my side.

"Come on. All you do is stand in front of the branch, and Fishstar will begin talking again. Whatever he asks you, say 'I do' and then when he gives you a mentor, touch noses with him or her, okay?"

I nodded. 'I have no idea what she just said.' I thought. I followed her directions anyway, going up to the front. I presumed that this cat on the branch was Fishstar. He looked down at me.

"As most of the clan knows all ready, this cat in front of me had appeared into our territory. I have decided it would be best for him to stay here, for the sake of sanity of the other clans." 'Thanks.' "Therefore, Edward, do you wish to join the clan?" Foolishly, I listen to Brightshadow's advice.

"I do."

"I call upon StarClan on this cat. He wishes to become an apprentice, and I hope you approve so. Brightshadow, since you and Edward all ready know each other, I believe you'll be a good mentor for him." Fishstar nodded. 'Yes.. got the good-looking one for a mentor!' I also followed her advice again, and touched my nose to her's when she padded up to me. Brightshadow smiled, and giggled.

"Edward! Edward! Edward!" It felt rather good to have RiverClan cats chanting my name. I had a big smile on my face. But then, I realized something... I was stuck here.

"WHY ME?!" I looked towards the skies. "I THOUGHT YOU WERE GOING TO SPARE MY LIFE. I THOUGHT WE WERE BEST FRIENDS, HOMIE G!" Brightshadow looked at her paws, and I could assume she was ashamed that I was her apprentice. She then looked back up, a big smile on her face.

"Come on; let's get in some hunting practise in before sundown." Brightshadow meowed. I nodded. 'Hopefully I can get back soon...' I thought, shaking my head slightly. I followed Brightshadow as she walked in the direction of the camp's exit.

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Brightshadow stopped at the river's edge, it's water gleaming brightly from the sunlight. It rather hurt my eyes. However, I could see shining silver fish swimming their way in the river. Brightshadow smiled.

"Pretty, isn't it?" she giggled. "Anyway, let's start teaching you how to fish." My eyes widened, and I looked towards her.

"You, want me to fish?" I asked. I seriously couldn't believe her. Brightshadow raised her eye whiskers.

"Uhm… yeah…" she meowed. "All of RiverClan learns how to fish. It's a good prey source, except in the winter." Brightshadow explained. I sighed in disbelief.

"Sorry Brightshadow, but you are NOT going to get my hands – I mean, paws, in that dirty water!" I complained, sitting down. Brightshadow laughed.

"Come on, Edward," I could tell that she wouldn't give up trying to convince me. So, I gave in.

"Fine," I growled. "Get on with it, then." I scowled in her direction. I decided to look into the water, and I jumped back, with a hiss. Brightshadow gave me a confused look.

"Are you okay, Edward?" she asked me. She sounded both worried and freaked out by my actions.

"I look ugly!" I exclaimed. "Whatever happened to my sparkling pasty white skin?!" I reached up with my ha - ! With my PAWS, I felt my shoulder fur. My fur was a dark gray colour, and my eyes were a topaz-crimson colour, like how they were after I ate. I had longer tuffs of hair between my ears. Brightshadow chuckled at my outburst.

"I'm not sure what you mean by pasty, but you've looked like that ever since I found you." Brightshadow meowed, sitting beside me. I shuffled away from her. I watched her as she growled lightly under her breath. I stood up, looking at her.

"Are you going to show me how to fish, or not?" I meowed, my voice a mixture of tart and sour. Brightshadow's eyes were narrowed as they glared intently into mine. She then sighed, getting up. With a quick shake of her pelt, I watched her come to stand beside me. 'At least she seems…cooled off.' I thought.

"We've ran out of time. Since it was your first day in RiverClan, I'll cut you some slack. The Warrior Code states that warriors and apprentices must hunt for the clan before they eat themselves, but I'll let you have some of my prey tonight. I want you up for the sunhigh patrol tomorrow morning." Brightshadow meowed, matching my tone. I couldn't help but pull myself back in slight shock. Though Brightshadow was elegant, her tongue was as sharp as a knife. 'But of course, they don't know what a knife is.' I thought. I nodded in reply. "Let's go." She muttered. I allowed her to take the lead, since I had no idea where I was going quite yet.