Again, I don't own any more of it than i do the last time i said this. I might wish i did, but i don't. So...Here's the second chapter. I posted it at the same time becuase this way you can have a feel for the actual story before i post again next week.
(Bold- Movie, Regular text-what's really happening, (bold parenthesis-who's speaking in the movie), Italics-thoughts)
*Music started playing and the screen showed the view of the front of Berk, slowly zooming in on a statue afloat in the water*
"Hey, that's Berk!" Snotlout said.
"Or is it?" Tuffnut asked.
"Pretty sure it is," Snotlout retorted. "But look at how much it's changed!"
(Hiccup) This is probably the best kept secret this side of, well anywhere *the screen showing oddly shaped houses and structures*
"Wait I recognize that voice!" Stoic said glancing down at the teens.
"Yeah, it's me," Hiccup muttered exasperatedly.
"The houses sure have changed," Gobber pointed out to Stoic.
(Hiccup) granted it may not look like much, but this wet heap of rock packs more than a few surprises *it zoomed in to show some houses. Suddenly the screen shook and lowered reveling a flock of cowering sheep*
"Wait, that's Hiccup's voice!" Fishlegs said causing all the other teens to turn and look at him.
"Wait, Hiccup gets to speak on the movie!" Snotlout said.
"Yeah, talk about unfair! And what do you mean by surprises?" Tuffnut asked after a moment.
"How am I supposed to know? This is five years in the future!" Hiccup said.
"It's still you!" Ruffnut said.
*the sheep moved across the small clearing to the shadow of some buildings as the shadow of a Deadly Nadder flies above*
"My sheep!" called Sven, "The dragons are taking my sheep!"
(Hiccup) Life here is amazing, just not for the faint of heart *the screen zoomed in on the sheep again reveling that one of them had a target painted on the side*
"Why is there a target painted on the side of the sheep?" Tuffnut asked.
"Maybe it's to draw the dragons to that particular sheep and not the others!" Ruffnut said excitedly.
"Dragon's won't go after certain sheep" Fishlegs said.
"Plus we should be focusing on the bigger question," Snotlout added, "like why Hiccup is the one speaking and not me!"
"Do we really need you to speak on a movie Snotlout?" Astrid asked.
"It's better than Hiccup!" Snotlout said angrily.
"Hey!" Hiccup said wishing that Snotlout could have seen him riding Toothless.
"Hey, at least he doesn't sound as bad as he does now!" Ruffnut said.
"Excuse me do you have a problem with the way I talk?" Hiccup asked furious now.
"Please, let's just get back to the movie," Ivy said unpausing it.
(Hiccup continued) while most folks enjoy hobbies of whittling or needlepoint *suddenly one of the sheep get pushed out of the shadows* we Vikings enjoy a little something we like to call, *the sheep gets scooped up and the blurred form of dragons flying by are seen* Dragon Racing! *A Gronkle, Monstrous Nightmare and a Zippleback are seen flying quickly through the town*
"Dragons!" most of the villagers yelled angrily, staying in their seats this time.
"Dragon Racing?" Hiccup asked. Am I the only one that noticed what I said? What's dragon racing?
*the brief form of Fishlegs is seen on the Gronkle as they pass stands packed with people, the people applaud and the music continues louder*
"Wait! Is that me on the Gronkle?!" Fishlegs asked nervously. Why am I riding it? Did I get captured or something? The rest of the Vikings muttered suspiciously.
"I never thought we could actually ride dragons!" Hiccup exclaimed astonished.
"Yeah, and only you would think that it might be possible," Snotlout said rolling his eyes.
(Fishlegs) Wooooooo *Fishlegs, five years older, is seen with a painted face while ridding the Gronkle, All of the sudden a Monstrous Nightmare rams into the Gronkle and Snotlout, five years older and also with a painted face, catches the sheep
"Yeah take that Fish Face!" Snotlout said pumping his arms in the air and completely ignoring that he was also riding a dragon. Hey, we all must be riding dragons now. Who would have thought? And a Monstrous Nightmare at that!
"Hey! You never play any games by the rules!" Fishlegs retorted angrily.
"What's with the painted faces?" Ruffnut interrupted
"Yeah, and I so want one!" Tuffnut responded.
"Please, that's the lasting you need," Hiccup muttered so only Astrid was able to hear him. Astrid laughed in agreement.
(Snotlout) ha-ha, I'm sorry Fishlegs, did you want that? *Snotlout stop's his dragon and lets Fishlegs fly forward quickly*
"Yeah! That's what I thought Fishlegs!" Snotlout yelled.
(Fishlegs) no, Snotlout that was mine! *Snotlout lets Ruffnut and Tuffnut catch up*
(Snotlout) here you go babe *Snotlout tosses the sheep to Ruffnut, five years older and also with a green and yellow painted face* did I tell you that you look amazing today, cause' you do
"What!?" Snotlout said. Ruffnut gaged into her hand. Why on earth do I like Ruffnut?! I have always thought that Astrid was hot, if I am able to look that great in the future think of how good Astrid will look."Does the future me actually like Ruffnut!" Snotlout asked his voice a mix of confusion and disgust.
(Ruffnut) Ugg*, come on Barf it's starting to stink around here *barf starts to spew Zippleback gas*
"At least I don't like Snotlout!" Ruffnut said disgustedly. And I never ever, ever, ever will!
Astrid laughed glad that Snotlout liked someone else for a change. But he always has had a crush on me! It has been annoying, but what does that mean for me?
(Tuffnut) Nope, still hates you *Tuffnut tells Snotlout, Face painted yellow and brown* let's blow this place Belch *Belch sparks the Zippleback gas causing the whole place to blow up*
"And I do and forever will!" Ruffnut said triumphantly.
"Well put sister!" Tuffnut said
(Snotlout) Ahhhhhh! *the dragons zipped around the stands and Ruffnut tossed the sheep into one of the baskets the screen showed the baskets filled with sheep*
(Stoic) Ahhhh, That's nine for the twins, Astrid with three, Snotlout and Fishlegs trailing with none, and Hiccup *Stoic sits down* nowhere to be found
(Gobber) Scared him off in the big talk didn't you Stoic *Gobber appears behind Stoic's Chair
"The only big talk that you would have with Hiccup, Stoic, is if you were making him chief," Gobber whispered to Stoic.
"Hiccup, no never," Stoic whispered back. I couldn't possibly be thinking about making Hiccup chief could I? Not after he literally told me that he sided with those beasts!
"Was I too hard on him?" Stoic asked Gobber nervously.
"We'll have to figure that out after the movie here," Gobber said anxiously.
"Oh, you got in trouble!" Snotlout sang.
"I did not get in trouble!" Hiccup argued. I didn't though, did I? And what did I do?
(Astrid) * is shown riding a Deadly Nadder, Hits Snotlout on the head as she passes over top of him* What are you doing Snotlout? They're going to win now!
(Snotlout) She's my princess, whatever she wants she gets
(Astrid) Ruffnut! Didn't she try to bury you alive? *they pass around a big structure*
(Snotlout) Only for a few hours
Wow, Snotlout must really be desperate for him to let Ruffnut off without punishment, Astrid thought amazed.
Why am I not going after Astrid, Snotlout thought, she is way more beautiful than Ruffnut! "There will be repercussions!" Snotlout yelled turning to Ruffnut.
"Loki time!" Ruffnut said clearly not afraid.
(Hiccup) Now dragons used to be a bit of a problem here, but that was five years ago. Now they've all moved in
With that the whole village began shouting in confusion and protest.
"Calm Down!" Ivy yelled standing up to face them. "You will all find out what happens if you all just calm down!"
*the dragons fly into a building* and really, why wouldn't they? *the screen shows a room filled with different kinds of dragons* we have custom stables, all you can eat feeding stations *scene changes to show a Nadder eating something* A full service dragon wash* the scene changes again to show a baby Gronkle sneezes spitting fire towards a building* even top of the line fire prevention if I do say so myself *Astrid flies under a pole and pulls a string causing a bucket to empty water to spill onto the fire*
"That's a really smart invention!" Hiccup said.
"Yeah, if only you had thought of it earlier!" Snotlout deadpanned. "Then you might have been able to save a few houses."
"You can't expect me to think of everything!" Hiccup retorted, turning back to the movie.
(Stoic) *the scene changes to show Stoic in his chair* Ahh, it's time Gobber
(Gobber) Righty oh, last lap *a man is shown blowing what appears to be a big horn*
(Astrid) The black sheep! Come on Stormfly, we can still win this thing! *Astrid flies by the stands as the people cheer, Gobber is shown pulling something*
"Not my black sheep!" Sven said covering his eyes with his hands nervously.
"So my dragon is named Stormfly," Astrid said turning toward the dragons on the other side of the room. It is so hard for me to imagine myself riding a dragon. That has kind of seemed like Hiccup's thing ever since I found out that he did.
(Ruffnut) Come on Barf!
"My dragon's named Barf!" Ruffnut said excitedly. "A beautiful name."
"One head is mine!" Tuffnut said.
"Yeah but it's not named Barf!"
"No, I will not have my dragon named Barf! That is a disgusting name!"
"We will figure out names of dragons later!" Ivy yelled.
(Tuffnut) Let's go! * The Zippleback, Deadly Nadder, and the Monstrous Nightmare all are seen flying under a big pole*
(Fishlegs) Let's go Meatlug! *what appears to be a big Bow and arrow pointed towards the sky is shown*
"And my dragon is named Meatlug!" Fishlegs said also turning and trying to find out which dragon is his.
(Astrid) Whoooo, Hooo
(Tuffnut) Let's go, let's go, let's go!
(Snotlout) Ha-ha *the black sheep is shown in the machine*
(Gobber) this is your big moment, have a nice flight! *the sheep's eyes widen and Gobber pulls the lever*
(Astrid) *the sheep fly's through the air* up, up, up, up, up, up * The Nadder gets ready to grab the sheep*
"Come on, you got this Stormfly!" Astrid yelled excitedly with a side glance toward the dragons on the opposite side of the room who also seemed to be enjoying the movie.
"Go me!" Tuffnut said.
"I can win this!" Snotlout cheered glancing over at Astrid. "For you Astrid!"
"Yuck! I can win for myself, thank you!" Astrid said defensively.
(Fishlegs) *Fishlegs zips by and takes the black sheep* Yes! Good job Meatlug! Here you go darling, mine's worth 10! *Fishlegs throws the sheep to Ruffnut*
"No! I had it!" Astrid said with a glare at Fishlegs.
But Fishlegs was too busy freaking out about what just happened. "I gave it to Ruffnut!" he yelled face bright red. Why oh why did I do that? I can't seriously be fighting with Snotlout over Ruffnut.
Ruffnut glared over at Fishlegs. Fishlegs had always been a nerd. He hung out with the group and he was the easiest one to play pranks on. Especially since he wouldn't get us back for it. But I never have and never will like him.
(Ruffnut) Yeah, the black sheep! *screen changes to show Astrid and Snotlout on their dragons*
"I'm gonna win!" Ruffnut said triumphantly. At least I thought enough ahead to take advantage of this.
(Astrid) you guys are fighting for Ruffnut?
"Yeah, I mean really?" Astrid asked glancing at Fishlegs and Snotlout. Both of their faces reddening.
(Ruffnut) I'm totally winning!
(Fishlegs) *Fishlegs catches up to Ruffnut* we're winning together, *Ruffnut knocks Fishlegs away from her and he crashes into Snotlout*
"Ewwwwww!" Ruffnut said, obviously disgusted
Hiccup laughed at her reaction.
"Hiccup, shut up" Fishlegs said face still bright red.
"Don't worry though Hiccup, we still haven't seen you in this movie yet!" Snotlout said grinning evilly. Hiccup pales obviously.
(Ruffnut) *the crowd is shown on their feet cheering* No one can stop me now!
(Tuffnut) except me, we're attached genius *Tuffnut tries to grab the sheep from Ruffnut but they each hold on* quit trying to steal all my glory! *Astrid stands up on the back of Stormfly*
(Stoic) Getem' Astrid! *Astrid jumps from the back of Stormfly onto the back of the Zippleback and runs down its spine. The twins continue fighting. Astrid does a jump spin and grabs the sheep from Ruffnut and Tuffnut*
Woah! How was he not going after Astrid! She was SO hot! Snotlout thought staring at Astrid for a moment before turning back to the screen stunned.
(Tuffnut) whoa!
(Ruffnut) Astrid!
(Stoic) Well played! Ha-ha! *Stoic turns to Spiteloud and smacks him on the back* that's my future daughter in law!
Hiccup's and Astrid's faces turn bright red as the glance at each other awkwardly.
So that was why future Snotlout was not going after her anymore. Still, I wonder what future Hiccup looks like.
"What!" Snotlout said turning to stare at Astrid stunned. How on earth could She like Hiccup! I mean Look at him! He's Hiccup!
I am going to marry Astrid! I have always had a crush on Astrid but actually marrying Astrid! It's like a dream come true, I always thought she would end up with Snotlout.
I am going to Marry Hiccup! How on earth does that happen?! Sure he's kind of cute now, but he's still Hiccup. Though she was slightly interested in seeing what he would look like five years ahead.
*An aerial view shows the stands filled with cheering people and Astrid riding Stormfly. All of the sudden Meatlug and Fishlegs come and knock Astrid out of the way*
"No!" Astrid said snapping out of the awkward moment.
"Yes!" Fishlegs yelled at the exact same moment. Both of them turning to glare at each other for a moment. Then it was as if Fishlegs realized that he was basically challenging Astrid. And that was never a good idea.
(Snotlout) Excuse me! *grabs onto a hammer and swings it to hit Astrid*
"Don't worry, I would never hit you Astrid!" Snotlout said turning toward Astrid. I still can't believe that she chose Hiccup over me! I am going to have to change that. At least I get the chance to see the future now.
(Astrid) Stormfly! Ahh! *Stormfly dives down revealing Fishlegs. The crowd cringes as Fishlegs gets hit by the hammer. The scene changes to show Stormfly desperately trying to right herself and not crash
"At least I still have the black sheep," Astrid muttered frustratedly. "I can still win this!" she said louder.
(Astrid) Whoa! *Stormfly spins around and flies over the baskets and drops the black sheep into hers, the screen showing her basket full of sheep*
(Stoic) That's 13! Astrid takes the game! *the crowd cheers and Astrid rises victoriously in the saddle pumping her arms*
"YES!" Astrid yelled standing up.
All the other teenagers, aside from Hiccup, glared at Astrid.
(Hiccup) Yup, Berk is pretty much perfect. All of my hard work has paid off
"Your hard work!" Snotlout said turning to Hiccup. "I had to have done something better than you!"
"Nope, probably not, I specifically said My Hard work," Hiccup retorted smugly turning back to the movie. Finally, my chance to one up Snotlout!
*the scene changes to show the twins fighting on the back of the Zippleback*, and it's a good thing too, *Astrid leans down to high-five the crowd* because with Vikings on the backs of dragons, *Snotlout and Fishlegs are seen riding side-by-side rather sad* the world just got a whole lot bigger,*Astrid flies by them and up into the sky, the music playing louder.
