The Evans - Sirius has got a plan

Disclaimer: Yep, I'm not J.K. If I were I wouldn't be writing crappy fanfiction stories, I would be finding a way to spend all that money J.K has!

They all got out of the Knight Bus, dragging their luggage. Lily looked at her house and sighed. Suddenly Potter was beside her; he leaned to her ear and whispered: "Nervous Lily flower?" She moved quickly away from him and snapped: "No,"

Lily twirled her long red hair and knocked on the door. Sirius gave James a sympathetic look that clearly said: "Better luck next time Prongs." James just sighed.

The boys were interrupted in their eye glancings by loud screeching. They looked in horror at an ugly girl with a neck as long as a giraffe's. "WHY DO YOU NEED TO BE BACK? YOU'LL RUIN EVERYTHING! VERNY DEAR IS GOING TO BLAME ME FOR YOUR UNNATURALNESS! AND JUST WHEN HE'S ON THE BRINK OF PROPOSING!" Then it was if the giraffe girl suddenly noticed the other ones. "WHAT? DID YOU BRING A HERD OF WEIRDOS TO OUR HOUSE? THEY'LL SCARE VERNY AWAY FOR SURE IF YOU DON'T! WHO ARE THOSE SCUMBAGS ANYWAY?"

Everyone winced and Remus leaned towards the boys. "She sure has a temper," he said quietly. Sirius snorted and James raised an eyebrow. Then they heard an even louder noise. Lily. "HOW DARE YOU! YOU UGLY TWISTED MORALE KILLER! HOW DARE YOU! I DON'T CARE IF YOUR PIGLIKE BOYFRIEND IS OFFENDED BY ME! THAT'S HIS AND YOURS PROBLEM! YOU…" The girls screeched louder and louder until the sound was nearly unbearable.

Everyone slowly backed away from the war field. But then it was as a peace flag had been waved, they suddenly stopped screaming. A couple of about 45 came to the door and scolded the two 'loudies.' The giraffe girl hanged her head in shame and went inside out of their sight. The woman smiled warmly at them all and hugged Viola and Laura. "Lily, introduce," the man said sternly. "Yes of course father," Lily said. "You know Viola and Laura and the boys are Remus Lupin, Peter Pettigrew, Sirius Black and," Lily sighed. "James Potter."

The guest room at the Evans…

Lupin and Peter sleeping.

"So Mrs and Mr Evans were nice."

"I guess."

"Common, you're not still thinking of Lily's sigh? Maybe she was just tired from yelling and was to tired to say your name. That's probably why she sighed."

"Yeah, yeah and I'm a toad."

"I always knew that there was something strange about you."

"Padfoot?"

"Yes."

"Shut the hell up."

"Fine if you are going to have it that way. I was only trying to help you, you know."

"Humph."

"So you think I have a chance?"

"With what?"

"With Denise of course!"

"Denise? Who's that?"

"The hot girl down the street of course!"

"Oh, that. I don't know! Do I look like a successful love pursuer?"

"Get your point."

"I thought you would."

"Guys?"

"Oh you're awake Moony!"

"Guys?"

"Yeah."

"Yeah."

"Did you consider the reason why I woke up, much to your pleasure?"

"Ummm…"

"Maybe because you were so fucking loud you idiots! I was trying to get some sleep!"

"Oh."

"Sorry."

At 9 am in the morning Lily groggily went downstairs to have some breakfast. Her mother was in the kitchen eating a slice of toast and reading today's paper. When Lily entered she looked up from her paper and smiled. "Sleep ok honey?"

Lily nodded and opened the fridge to get some orange juice. "It's always nice to be home mum."

"So you're allowed to use magic now?" Mrs. Evans asked.

"Yeah, I also have my apperating license but we still took the Knight Bus because Laura and Remus aren't old enough yet."

Mrs Evans nodded understandingly. "So what's going on between you and that James Potter?"

"Mom!" Lily exclaimed shocked.

"What? There's no use trying to hide things from me young lady! I know sparks when I see them!" Her mother said amused.

"Sparks? Oh no, you've got it all wrong mother! The only thing that sparks is my wand when I'm hexing him," Lily said defiantly.

Mrs. Evans looked calmly at her, disbelief plainly written on her face. "Of course," she said and they finished their breakfast in silence.

"Hey, Prongs!" Sirius yelled in James's ear. "Wake up! I found something interesting! Common you have to wake up! It's about Lily!"

At this James's eyes flew right open. "Lily? What about Lily? Where is she?"

"She's in the garden having tea with everyone else, you were the only one that was still asleep, it's 11 am."

James wearily closed his eyes again. "Only 11 am? YOU WANKER! I normally sleep till fucking 2 pm!"

"No, no! Don't go to sleep again, we're guests in this house so we can't just sleep all day!" Sirius said frantically. "Besides I found a way to know if Lily is interested in you or not," he said silkily.

At this James sat up and stared wide eyed at Sirius. "How?"

That's it for now my dearies! And what has Sirius got in mind? I wouldn't be surprised if you'd already guessed! Oh and sorry for all the short paragraphs, I try to do them longer next time! Oh and this isn't the only chapter that happens at the Evans, I just wanted to update faster so the chapters will be all pretty short.