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Chapter 2

At the Kaiba dome things are a bit crazy at the moment...

Zigfried Vonshroder came in with his bad haircut. Since Kaiba was gone Zigfried used this opportunity to destroy Kaiba corp while having some fun watching Kaiba suffer.

Mokuba caught Marik and Bakura making out in the back Mokuba ran away when he got a call from someone.

The poor kid was scared for life. Yugi wouldn't come out of the bathroom because of a prank Rebecca pulled on him.

When Yugi came out of the bathroom she dumped a bucket of water on his head. Now his hair is flat and he won't come out until Yami get's him three large bottles if hair gel and a can of hair spray.

It takes a lot of time and effort to make Yugi's hair defy gravity.

Poor Yami. His boyfriend is such a drama queen. Err drama king. And you would think Yugi was the bitch in the relationship. Right? Wrong Yami is the bitch this time.

Honda and Otogi were fighting for Shizuka's heart. So far Tristan and Otogi had a death math consisting of major wedgies and a food fight. But as it turns out Shizuka had her on someone else.

And the lucky guy is …

The fat man on the screen. That's right it's Earl.

Both guys nearly fainted when she told them. The crowd gasped in shock. Kaiba was Earls bitch. For now... Not Shizuka. How on earth could anyone fall in love with a man like Earl?

During the little death match between the lovestruck guys; Otogi didn't notice that Zigfreid was staring at him the whole time.

Poor Roland He has to manage everything while his boss was in hillbilly hell. "Well there goes my paycheck and my job" He said to himself as he walked into the chaos. Little kids were pulling at his pants.

Then Roland felt a cold breeze and liked down. The devil's spawn you call children pulled his pants down revealing a frilly man thong.

In all the chaos Jou was nowhere to be found... He seems to be busy... Wonder what he's up to.

Back in Earls Truck...

Earl was getting suspicious "So my little honey muffin... What ya tryin to do?" Earl asked. Another new nickname for Kaiba.

Kaiba cringed at the nickname. Trying to stay calm he answered "There's nothing for me to do" Kaiba didn't want to blow his cover.

To Kaiba's worst nightmare Earl stopped the truck and grinning at Kaiba. "Well honey kins I can change that" Earl was getting hard. Kaiba was freaking out.

Earl got up and sat very close to Kaiba rubbing his own cock.

Kaiba scooted as far away from earl as possible. earl scoots closer and pulls Kaiba close. "Now I can hold yous close or closer if you like" Earl smiled.

"Kaiba struggled "Let me go."

Earl was unfazed. "Nah I don't feel like it" Then Earl did the unthinkable. He leaned and gave Kaiba a very sloppy kiss. "Kaiba vomited on Earl and Kaiba tried to escape. Kaiba didn't care if he got caught now.

Earl was very turned on. "Man I sure do like my man feisty" Kaiba was bewildered. Kaiba tried to pull the door open in didn't work. He was suppose to push not pull. Even if Kaiba was smart enough to figure that out he still wouldn't be able to get out. Earl was smiling.

"Automatic lock" Earl said as he grabbed Kaiba's ass. "Oh hell no" Kaiba moved away. "Common honey don't be like that. Just accept my love. You know I'm really good" Earl bragged.

Kaiba saw an open window and yelled "RAPE" really loud. Earl was taken back. Kaiba kicked him and Earl fell down so hard the truck shook.

Kaiba climbed out the window and ran. While running Kaiba was so happy Kaiba was skipping and yelling "I'm free, I'm free" As he went into the forest. He was so happy that he didn't notice that his precious penny was gone.

Kaiba dug his hand into his pocket and panicked. He looked everywhere. "NOOOOOO my penny. I lost my penny" Kaiba was bawling his eyes out.

He acted like a little kid that didn't get what he wanted. It must have fallen out of his pocket when Earl tried to rape him.

Then Kaiba got up and looked around still upset and realized that he was completely lost.

At the Kaiba dome...

"Shit Seto got away" Mokuba was freaking out. "Don't worry Mokuba I've got other plans for rich boy. Now go back out there and act like this was all part of your plan" the young man said.

"But what are you planning?" Mokuba asked. "I'm going to call Earl's family. They shouldn't be to far away from Kaiba is at" The man dialed a number as Mokuba walked out.

"Oh by the way Mokuba Earl will find Kaiba. He's got spy's everywhere." The man said. "And Earl said that Kaiba is 7 miles away. Not to far from someone else who can help."

When he got out Mokuba was bombarded with questions. "What happened? Why did Kaiba escape? Man I wanted to see him suffer. I wanted to see him bend over like a bitch and get raped" Pegasuses complained.

"Pegasus you pervert. You of all people wanted to see my brother get raped. That's wrong with you?" Mokuba glared.

"Oh yeah what about the comments you said to your brother. For example " No, no you have a nice body. In fact I think you're HOT!" I bet you have perverted dreams" Pegauses teased Mokuba. "I never said that" Mokuba was pissed.

Pegasus pulled out his video camera and showed him the video of Mokuba saying those words. Mokuba blushed.

"I didn't know what I was saying. I-I... Was caught off guard. Besides someone else likes my brother." Mokuba stammered without thinking.

"Oh, who, who please tell me. Tell, tell. I wanna know. I bet he's like going to be totally hot. Those two better look cute together. Or I will like so break them up. Every couple must look hot" Pegasus jumped up like a school girl.

" First off my brother is single. Second I don't think Seto is gay... But then again... sometimes I wonder" Mokuba said. Pegasus and Zigfreid smirked.

Poor Kaiba everyone in the Kaiba Dome who was paying attention laughed at Kaiba After what Earl tried to do.

Back in the forest...

Kaiba tripped over a root and landed in dog shit while running. "Crap this can't get any worse" Kaiba yelled. "Howdy there... I re-kin that yous don't say that" The young gay man said.

"Why the hell not" Kaiba growled. "Well this here is what yous call hillbilly hell. It always gets worse. But to me this what I call heaven on earth" The man laughed.

"Oh I re-kin you look down" the man was turned on.

"What the... Oh shit there's a hole in my pants the size of a grapefruit in my hot, sexy, tight, skinny jeans in front of my special place" Kaiba didn't realize that he was what he said turned the man on even more.

How did the hole get there you ask? Well here's how it happened. Kaiba was running in the forest and he wasn't watching where he was going and he tripped over a fox den.

The mother was inside. So she attacked Kaiba protecting her young. The female fox aimed for his cock Ripping his pants.

Kaiba got up and ran away. Then the hole got caught on a branch and his pants got ripped even more.

"Well you didn't has to say hot, sexy, tight, skinny jeans because I noticed. Hmmm let's just say that it turns me on" the man said.

"Wah-" Kaiba was shocked.

"Oh yous don't know the majority of the guys here are gay. Sucks to be a strait guy like yous, by the way my name is Billybob" Billybob hugged Kaiba. "Get the fuck off of me" Kaiba pushed Billybob away.

"Awww how cute, and you sure are feisty. I like my men feisty. So what your name handsome?" Billybob stared at Kaiba's cock. Kaiba cringed; that's what earl said. He liked them feisty.

"Not you to. Doesn't anyone know about me. If not they should. You know why? It's because I'm better than everyone on this mother fucking planet. I'm a CEO. It's Kaiba damn-it. Got it?" Kaiba was pissed. No one on Texas Knew of him.

At least that's what he thought. What he didn't know is that everyone knows him. They just pretend not to just to piss Kaiba off.

"Oh my god yous Japanese. I never seen one of them in person before." Billybob was very exited. He jumped for joy.

"And how pretty they are with their tight clothes and lean sexy bodies. Yay I'm getting hot just thing of all things I want to do to you right now." Billybob licked his lips.

"You know what come with me" Billybob picked Kaiba up and threw him over his shoulder. "This al be fun" Billybob began walking.

"Put me down you mother fucker of face the wrath of my brief case" Kaiba struggled but failed. "What's a brief case? I didn't see yous carrying anything" Billybob said.

"Well it's right... Oh shit I lost my briefcase. NOOOOOO, my pride and joy is in there and it's gone. I have nothing, nothing. Kaiba began crying.

"Pride and joy?" Billybob was confused. "Well lets see it then"

"Wait I don't have it on me" Kaiba thought of another plan that was surely to fail. "But I know where it is. I you take me to my brief case I'll show you the wonders inside of it." Kaiba lied.

"Wonders?" Billybob thought aloud. "Is it treasure?"

"Y..Yes treasure that you could only imagine. Just think. It could be anything that you ever wanted" Kaiba smirked.

"Wow anythin I ever wanted" Billybob was entranced. "Wow now I can have a new pair of overalls. Or a sandwich, or, or a nice shiny penny" Billybob was more than happy to take Kaiba to that magical brief case full of wonders.

"COOOOOOL! I Wanna go, I wanna go. I'm gonna carry yous there the whole time. Which way" Billybob yelled. "Okay then Mr. Billybob; we have a deal. Now away we go" Kaiba smiled darkly.

"We are heading north west. Catch a plane to Japan and take you to my brief case." This was to easy.

Billybob ran for a while but stopped. He was wearing an earpiece and got a message to keep Kaiba here in Texas. Then to Kaiba's utter despair Billybob turned around and walked in the opposite direction.

"Where are you going? You're heading in the wrong direction" Kaiba hoped that Billybob would stick to the plan.

"Me? O I forgot I gotta introduce you to the family" Billybob explained. He almost gave away his cover. "Oh no need for that... Um... Can't I just-" Kaiba was scared shit less.

"Be your little plaything?" Billybob was getting turned on again. "Oh no need to share me" Kaiba cringed.

"All the more reason you need to me the family you hunk" Billybob giggled as he carried Kaiba further away from the safety of the forest.

"NOOOOOO" Kaiba screamed...